"You know how they call a quarter-pound of cheese in France?" "They don't call it a quarter-pound of cheese?" "No" "Why not?" "Because of the metric system" "So how do they call it?" "Royale with cheese" "Royale with cheese ... and how do they call the Big Mac?" "A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac" "Le Big Mac ... and how do they call a Whopper?" "Don't know, i've never been to Burger King"