Mai = Luna Masturbarii !!

de **djalexutz** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 1:31 pm

(copy paste de pe un site)

The celebration kicks off on MAY 7th, 2005 with NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY. Spend quality time with yourself throughout the day-call in late to work or extend your lunch break and spend it masturbating! Curl up for the evening with your favorite toy or video and lavish some well-deserved attention on yourself -- indulge your fondest fantasy and your favored technique. Remember our motto: "If you want something done right, do it yourself!"

Why Masturbate?

1. Because masturbation is immensely pleasurable, invigorating, rejuvenating and fun.

2. Because masturbation proclaims that sex is good in, by, and for itself.

3. Because masturbation makes you a better lover.

4. Because you can have more sex more often.

5. Because sexual pleasure is each person's birthright.

6. Because masturbation is the ultimate safe sex.

7. Because masturbation is a joyous expression of self love.

8. Because masturbation offers numerous health benefits including menstrual cramp relief, stress reduction, endorphin release, stronger pelvic muscles, reduction of prostate gland infection for men and resistance to yeast overgrowths for women.

9. Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout.

10. Because each person is their own best lover.

11. Because masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.

12. Because masturbation increases sexual awareness.

HAPPY MASTURBATION MONTH OAMENI BUNI!

de **eyewitness** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 2:18 pm

djalexutz, ofera-mi cel putin doo motive pertinente pentru deschiderea acestui tred. in caz contrar ai avertisment.

de **Unleashed** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 2:50 pm

Mai inebunit nu alta!

de **djalexutz** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:21 pm

unu la mana... maine e 1 mai. doi la mana, poate va spovediti si voi baietii + fetele cum ca fara masturbare nu se poate trai. Iar no. 3 sa se mai lumineze si romanul despre ceea ce este tabu si ce nu. Ca sa nu traim in continuare in the middle age. or worse, like the stone age

) si 4 la mana e un subiect f dezbatut pe forumuri de sex din america ... ma gandeam k poate va intereseaza .. daca nu, stergeti!

@ unleashed : catre mine era indreptata afirmatia? daca da, de ce?

de **memetshot** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:24 pm

poate va spovediti si voi baietii + fetele cum ca fara masturbare nu se poate trai

pliz ixplein aceasta fraza si tradumi "spovediti"

de **Arthemis** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:29 pm

acestui subiect ii sta mai bine in gradina lu eye! asa ca, enjoy!

de **djalexutz** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:29 pm

adica sa recunoasca macar majoritatea ca se masturbeaza ... ca doar nu a ramas subiect tabu pana in ziua de azi ... sau?

de **Arthemis** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:33 pm

mah baiete, cauta matale pe totul despre sex, vei gasi acolo la subiecte despre masturbare de-ti vine acru-n gura, asa ca lasa-ne, ca nu mai e nimic tabu la capitolul asta.

de **kant emir** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:46 pm

unu la mana...
...doi la mana...

adica tuate-s "la mana", da? si asta ezplica multe, mai multe decat originea americaneasca a discutziilor labarite despre labareala (maaaaare jmecherie sa fii labar; si daca tot ejt, de ce sa nu te laoz? sa fii mandru de tine, no? deci traiasca laba! sa-i facem o luna - "luna labei", eventual sa-i ridicam si statuie)

de **Arthemis** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 3:49 pm

io am senazatia ca ea, am aflat ca e o ea, vrea sa faca un fel de asociatie a labarilor, un fel de Labarii Anonimi.
"Buna, numele meu este Manuela si ma masturbez" (nu acum, ci in general)

de **eyewitness** » Dum Apr 30, 2006 4:18 pm

tred inchis
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