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Mesajde adonys » Vin Noi 20, 2009 7:34 pm

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You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
Gentlemen, now we are thinking!
Although I am atheist, this video is by far the strongest evidence for a god yet.
I love that women these days seem to have no gag reflex. It makes me cry with joy.
The Internet has finally paid off. I may have harbored doubts, but deep down, I knew it was all leading to something.
Maybe those aliens will develop a human fetish? This may be our only hope for intergalactic understanding.
I'm actually considering leaving work to go look at this
Well, my internet is shut off and I have to use the computers at the library for now. God dammit.
Tonight just got a lot less lonely for about fifteen minutes.
I'm more impressed by the fucking dude in this case.. That man is a hero to all men for all time.
How does one become said "pageant judge"? I am currently registering for classes and I think a major change is in order.
I couldn't watch it. Although we should all be happy for him and aspire to great deeds like this, I guess that I came to the realization that I'll probably never get to do one Miss Universe contestant, let alone two of them.
..Probably? I applaud the flicker of optimism that burns within you!
Yeah. I am downloading the videos for research purpose..
At least he had the sense to get it on film. Who would believe him otherwise?!!
I'm not sure there is any man here that has the right to offer advice to this guy.
Umm, I would need about every distraction in the world, including a dude rubbing his furry sack on my earlobe, to attempt to make a threesome with two Miss Universes last more than a scoring bull ride.
..If you pull off a threesome with two Miss Universes, and tape it for us, you can do whatever the fuck you want and the internet will still think you're a god.
....hear hear my good man . hell, if you manage to get yourself a threesome with some mildly attractive girls and tape it for the internet,you are still up there with Jesus and Hercules.
I thought Christmas was a month away?!
I'm sure glad I chose a career in software engineering. Oh yeah.
He's actually quite good looking, and if he's interesting, well travelled, and fun to be around, then it's no wonder he's having sex with two Miss Universe contestants, while you're just watching him have sex with two Miss Universe contestants, and later googling him.
Christian, atheist, liberal, conservative... today, it doesn't matter. Nov 16 2009, never forget.
This is relevant to my interests.
Is it just me or does Ms Universe Japan not look Japanese at all?
Hey I'm from Trinidad and Tobago ,so I feel connected somehow. It's all over the local news here.
And porn finds me yet again.
There is a god.
god? is that you? are you trying to tell us something?
No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
I wonder if that would make an acceptable Wikipedia entry?
Remasturbated, for better quality.
Gonna go ahead and say that these girls are not fans of anal. Sounds like a murder is going on in that room.
..That's how Asian girls express their appreciation of sex, haven't you ever watched hentai?
I'm 12 and what is this?
..its how babby is formed
Thank you, thank you, thank you Reddit. Apparently "oooh, look I found a porno with Miss Universe Japan and Miss Universe Trinidad and Tobago having a threesome!" is exactly the line needed to tear my boyfriend away from the computer and into bed with me. And after we were done watching, I showed him that sex doesn't have to be with two beauty queens to be good...
That guy will never pay for a beer in any bar again! Wyatt is a legend for all time.
This man is screwing two universes. And two universes are screwing him. This must be a first for humankind.
I have a new hero.
I'm not a miss universe contestant or anything, but somehow I've managed to have sex a fair number of times in my life without it being recorded on video even once, and I'm starting to wonder if that's normal. It just seems that everyone else is not just doin' it, but tapin' it as well.
TEACH ME DUDE.
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nu mai pot, sunt pe jos.. :D :D :D
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