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Mesajde Aliosha » Joi Ian 02, 2003 7:07 pm

No Alex, don't worry. Vali is still one of the administrators of this webboard. You can see his nick written in italic- bold.


few moments ago....

"Nicholas_Alex : Viewing Profile of a Forum Member"

What are you doing man ? Are you trying to score again ?
:p
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Joi Ian 02, 2003 7:14 pm

Wow!...what the hell is going on? After my post, I shut Explorer down, and start watching Dogs of War! Was I logged on all the time?????? If so, that means I´m logged here 24/7, ´cause I shut down my pc once or twice a week???

PS. I was watching Soppra´s profile...is he fuckable? :D
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Mesajde Hera » Joi Ian 02, 2003 7:36 pm

:confused: why are you looking at a guy's profile ? the date from today it was with a gay, wasn't it? :gay:
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Joi Ian 02, 2003 8:03 pm

Goddamn it, people! I was just watching his profile, ´cause I notice his name down on the bottom..the thing with "Who´s birthday is today"! Besides, why a guy can´t love other guy? And then, like other guy come too, and they start fighting over the first guy,...or something...that will be cool! :)

Well, ladies, dont worry...me hetero, me fiiiiineeee...:D
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Mesajde Oribilul Mosh » Joi Ian 02, 2003 8:08 pm

Hi,guys ! I just have woken up . I took my beauty sleep . Earlier today I was at the supermarket ,at Mega Image. I bought myself a few things like : a body booster (Adidas Classic Blue) , 1 pack of bisquits with chocolate in the midle , 2 packs of garlic chips , 1 pack of cigarettes (Camel) and one bread. All this things costed me 150 k .

Nicholas ,you asked me about Pepsi Twist. Yes , my friend , is the one that contains lemon . I like it . Not very much ,but I like it. I prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola .

Did you go to Pizza Hut ? Cool . I'm a big fun of Pizza Hut. We should go together sometimes there. I prefer pizza with ham and mushroms . What do you prefer ?

I'll change the title of this subject beacause "English topic" sounds pretty good .
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Joi Ian 02, 2003 9:15 pm

Well, OM, the best pan-pizza for me, is chicken barbeque! With chicken (of course), smoked bacon, barbeque sauce, onion and red pepper! It´s delicious! And of course a bottle of cold beer with it :)

BTW, you can see your BIOS version if you restart your pc...there should be some numbers and letters on the screen first...just write them down, and than go to your motherboard homepage, and see what is the latest version...than upgrade it following the instructions they give you...is an easy thing to do, but be carefull...you dont wanna erase the chip, doesn´t you?..:)
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Mesajde Hera » Joi Ian 02, 2003 9:18 pm

out of sight,out of mind. i forgot something . do you know what? german language :cry:
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Mesajde dEpEchEmIND » Joi Ian 02, 2003 9:38 pm

Oh yes,i'll turn 17. Shame on me! My English is not perfect.
I've just ate a little bit of boeuf salade. The best of all boeuf salades I have eaten all my life till now!
And I'm thinking of a new nick name. I've just found one!I hope it's unique.:p But I'm still thinking....:)
Hey, do you like my new avatar?:o

PS: Sorry Hera, I didn't know that you've lost your "job"! Really. I haven't seen.
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Mesajde Aliosha » Joi Ian 02, 2003 10:59 pm

For vali, Sopra, OM and all the other motherfuckers in da house who are 23 and think their asses aged like wine :

"I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and are still more amused by TV shows
what the hell is a.d.d.?
my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again?
what's my age again? "
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Mesajde gabuba » Vin Ian 03, 2003 12:18 am

Initial trimis de dEpEchEmIND

Gabyzzu, you may go to your mommy now. You're free my little boy! :D



oh, u are so funny.... one more time pls... pls shut up! :D
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Mesajde vali » Vin Ian 03, 2003 4:48 am

Initial trimis de Hera
:confused: why are you looking at a guy's profile ? the date from today it was with a gay, wasn't it? :gay:


hmm, maybe he was misled by the hair.
i don;t even wanna know what he thought when he saw my picture (after throwing up, of course)
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Mesajde RooT » Vin Ian 03, 2003 6:02 am

hmm .. I see that there are some users who are kicking really good in this language ... :bleah: . What would you say about having some forums in english ? At least one music, sports and a generaldiscussions forum. We could also put some articles on the news portal in eglish ... lucky we have plenty of those ... :o ...
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Mesajde vali » Vin Ian 03, 2003 11:27 am

good point indeed.

an advice: don't eat the yellow snow from where the huskies go (zappa)
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Mesajde darkshines » Vin Ian 03, 2003 10:27 pm

forums in english, yeah, so i could bring all of my friends and we could act retarded together. sounds like lotsa fun.

what was this discussion about again?

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Mesajde Kayla » Vin Ian 03, 2003 11:26 pm

Wow, I got here a little late... But since everyone has introduced themselves, I'll do the same. My name is M.E (top secret names), I am 14 years old and I am in the 8th grade at a school in Bucharest. I live in the city mentioned before. I love sleeping, swimming, chemistry and music. I tried for months to get liked in here, but I failed in my action... But it didn't affect me. Now I am trying to post decently. Hope you appreciate it... I am a very serious girl and that is why I tried to be stupid on this site, to compensate the missing part of my life. That is the reason the "big guys" here started hateing me for. Well... I guess this is all. Thank you very much for your attention. Hera, you shouldn't erase this thread. The users could introduce themselves in English here... If you don't like the idea, fine, do as you wish.
Oh! DM, to answer ur question... I don't think there could be more Earths, but maybe there are planets that allow living. In this whole Universe... If u saw the film "Contact", maybe u'll remember this line: "If we'd be the only beings in the Universe, it would be a great waste of space, don't you think?".
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Mesajde darkshines » Vin Ian 03, 2003 11:35 pm

what do you wanna be when you grow up, darky?
a butcher.
how nice. seriously now.
an international terrorist.
aww... how sweet. but come on, tell me.
a webdesigner.
FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY! what is this world coming to?! sick, sick children.

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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Vin Ian 03, 2003 11:36 pm

Initial trimis de vali

don't eat the yellow snow from where the huskies go (zappa)


Have you seen Jackass The Movie? It´s weird..really weird...one guy, made a icecream out of snow, than pee on it and start eating it...:bleah:

Other guy, took a small little toy car, and shoved up his ass...then went to a doctor, and told him that he was at a party last night, got drunk, and passed off... now his ass hurts. The doc took an x-ray, and there was the goddamn car..*lol* You should see the doc´s face..*lol*
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Mesajde vali » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 1:59 am

it's a wonderful wonderful world



"fuck donuts" - an advice u want to keep in mind when u are going to dunkin donuts later on this evening
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Mesajde catharsis » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 2:07 am

today i was woken up at 16.30 and now i'm wondering why the day is so damn short and where is the bloody sun...

later edit: oh yeah, i remembered: the day is short because it's winter!
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Mesajde Aliosha » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 2:23 am

Initial trimis de darkshines
an international terrorist.


"Like my man Muhammad from Afghanistan
Grew up in Iran, the nigga runs a neighborhood newsstand
A wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist
Intiated, at eleven to be a terrorist
He set bombs in bottles of champagne
And when niggaz popped the cork, niggaz lost half they brains
Like this ex-worker, tried to smuggle a half a key
in his left leg, even underwent surgery"

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Mesajde bhuttu » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 1:20 pm

It's the first time I see this thread. Usual remarks: I'm aware of the fact that my English might not be perfect, but this thread gives me the opportunity to laugh at other people's English mistakes. And it is a great pleasure for me to see that Hoorible Oldie's English is a real disaster.

On the other side, I'm a fan of the English forums ideea, just because I like working on my foreign languages skills. Once I tried to find a worthy English-posting forum, but it's just so hard for me to leave fanclub. I promise I'll try harder.
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Mesajde darkshines » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 6:17 pm

Initial trimis de Aliosha


Intiated, at eleven to be a terrorist




i didn't have anybody to initiate me at 11 :cry: my mom wanted me to be a serial killer ballerina

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Mesajde xumbech » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 6:58 pm

Hi!
My name is Cristy, I'm a nice guy from Brasov and I like Hapiness. I got a Cd store and I love my job. Music is a part of my life. I had a rock band where I played the guitar, but the people didn't like our music , so we parted away.
I want to be an engeneer when I'll get older :D
I also like inventing words which mean nothing,...like my nick. It seems to be very strange to all of you.:p

I'm not a strange person and I enjoy life!:cool:
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Mesajde MiG29 » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 7:24 pm

What the hell is this?What`s wrong with u ppl?Why would someone bother to do such a useless thing.It`s not only useless but also boring.I`m having troubles with romanian language let alone english.I have to think and then translate to write here.For me it`s hell on earth.
P.S. The shit above was only a bad joke.Hope everyone realizes that(that means u too Hera,or should i say especialy u).
P.S.2 Sorry about the possible mistakes one might find,but i ain`t been to Oxford to study english...
P.S.3My name is Bogdan and i live on the second floor in a nice little flat in the very heart of Constantza.I study law.i drink beer and i smoke(a lot).Any coments?:D
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Mesajde darkshines » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 7:25 pm

hello cristy. when i grow up i want to own a cd store too. webdesign doesn't pay enough. i am a banana. i used to be a strawberry but it was too girlish for me. bananas are nice. but i wanna become an orange. as in a clockwork orange. i believe it's engineer not engeneer but that's ok, english isn't your primary language so mistakes are accepted. i, on the other hand am a strange person. sometimes i like jam on my beans. sometimes i don't. it all depends on the weather. i want a guitar. you can buy me one for my birthday. i wouldn't mind. it's on jan 7th. i'm named after that saint. i think. john - joanne. works for me. so buy me something for my birthday. and i will worship you forever. at the orange temple. when i become an orange. because i am a banana. but i will stop being a banana soon. mkay. bye.

p.s. : curse you mutley, my post was ment to be directly under cristy's post ! it was part of the fuckin plan™! drat!
yes that was a bad pun about dick dastardly. haha. i'm dumb.

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Mesajde xumbech » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 7:32 pm

Hi darky! I see that you're a tropical salade :D.
I'm just an old pear. I hope I'll be an apple soon.:p
Hey, where do you live and what's your real name?
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Mesajde SOD » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 7:32 pm

hello people!my name is catalin and i'm the most beautiful girl in the world!ho,ho,ho!
ps. stupid thread!
Rape me tender 'cos I'm verry sensitive
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Mesajde darkshines » Sâm Ian 04, 2003 7:38 pm

that is my real name silly :D ask anybody. also ask anybody about where i live because it's such a nasty place i can't even pronounce erm... type it. pears are nice. the green ones. the yellow ones no.

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Mesajde MiG29 » Dum Ian 05, 2003 3:38 pm

One banana,two bananas,three bananas,four...the f.....n banana splits show:D
P.S.i wanna be a beer botle:)
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Mesajde dEpEchEmIND » Dum Ian 05, 2003 4:22 pm

A beer bottle, great ideea!
Everybody will kiss you :p

Hi! I'm dEpEchEmIND and I :G my nick.:)
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