Citate amuzante

[Opa-Opa]

...prostia te loveste imediat ce lasi garda jos.

unii au noroc si salveaza "momentul" intr-un .log, altii nu.
ii rog pe cei norocosi sa ne impartaseasca mostrele de "(cyber)cultura" si o sa incep cu un text pe care mi l-a lasat pe desktop un coleg:

[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> man
[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> sal
[02:31] <[RO][B][PcNet]InSaNitY> ?
[02:31] <[RO][B][PcNet]InSaNitY> sal
[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> zi mi si mie un progr de facut scrisuri marfa
[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> inafara de flash
[02:31] <[RO][B][PcNet]InSaNitY> dunno
[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> ai crack la el??
[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> sau nu trebe?
[02:31] <[RO][B][PcNet]InSaNitY> la ce?
[02:31] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> la dunno
[02:32] <[RO][B][PcNet]InSaNitY> ehe ... am patch
[02:32] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> dar e mai mijto decat Wild Fx Po ?
[02:32] <[RO][IS][RDS]AlexCrys> ca ma chinui de 3 zile sa gasesc serial pt asta...

va rog sa va abtineti si sa nu spamm-ati cu exemple din site-urile de profil... chiar daca asta inseamna sa postati in acest thread odata pe luna. (n-am zis sa nu puneti cate ceva totusi.... ci sa nu spamm-ati )

[Spawn]

daca raspundea "dunno bro" ar fi inteles ca exista si versiunea "dunno pro" ? daca da, sigur exista si "dunno lite"

[-TeG-rhw]

<zchrist> for those of you who did not witness the merriment ... <zchrist> type /quit <username> <channel> <message> to kick people out.. its a forced-quit to make people leave the room | *** Villanet (~cdelgadot@63.109.71.69) Quit (Quit: raizor #programmers)
<zchrist> and you know whats funnier than that?
<zchrist> not only did he /quit once... he did it *8* freakin times
<zchrist> not once.. not twice.. but __8__ times
<zchrist> -> 8 <- times

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<`MyTh> its not always that a wise thing is wise for every WISE PERSON
<`MyTh> think about it
<`MyTh>
<paronomasia> oh that makes perfect sense

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*** ezekie1 (forddriver@port72.gcol.net) has joined #C++
<ezekie1> anyone know where i could download VC++ 6.0
<Zenethian> ezekie1: No. Go buy it.
<ezekie1> Zenethian: does there company have a web page? i live in southern tx theres not a lot of software stores around here
<Zenethian> sure
<Zenethian> http://www.microsoft.com
<ezekie1> thanks
*** ezekie1 (forddriver@port72.gcol.net) Quit (Quit: Support DJGPP)
<Zenethian> =)
<Zenethian> HAHAHAHA
<enisoc> did he just ask.. if..
<enisoc> if..
<enisoc> *dies*
* Zenethian performs CPR on enisoc

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<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard

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<tequilla> but, yeah, you are pale
<tequilla> like bordering on Jackson-pale
<some_dude> only in America can a little black boy grow up to be a little white girl

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<aggregate> You are the claw of the bear of the lakes of trinkle of the way of the forest of fine mountains of the sugar.
<enisoc> indeed
<Zenethian> I pee on sugar to make sugarpee.
<aggregate> mmmm

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(07:18:04) (@Zenethian) where the fuck is .uy?
(07:18:12) (@RobotBebop) Uruguay ?
(07:18:39) (@Zenethian) ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY!?
(07:19:31) (@scalar^lab) URuGuAY
(07:20:12) (@Zenethian) !@#$%

(R) #C++ @ DALnet

[Fuma]

nu stiu daca are lagatura si + de asta e si vechi ..dar mie mi-a placut la nebunie cand l-am citit si vreau sa zic ca e super tare----

"intradevar cei din divine joaca f slab dar au prins si ei un meci bun si nu trebuie sa fie acuzatzi ca au cashtigat un meci in care au jucat si ei bine un meci"
Originally posted by FLOPPYNSTEIN

[Hawkeye]

I don't know it just came to my mind...s'fun!

those who can't frag...trickjump.
those who can't trickjump...fastcap.
those who can't fastcap...write scripts.
those who can't write scripts...write sh!tty scripts.
those who can't write sh!tty scripts...rant in forums.

PS: set me on fire now.



And those who can't... think of snappy comebacks... ummm... are big... ummm... poopy-head... ummm... guys!!


C.H.I.L.L.Y.M.O.S.T.: Cybernetic Hazardous Infiltration and Learning Lifeform/Ytterbium Machine Optimized for Sabotage and Troubleshooting

[kshu]

Lol, n1 Fuma, imi aminteste de interviurile cu jucatorii de fotbal dupa un meci.

[Fuma]

Si inca unu si gata ..tot din ciclul "cantăr in PGL"
"nRg , oldshool ,dTc vrem sa jucam meciurile care le avem cu voi joi intre 18:00 astept raspuns"
Originally Posted by First_comando

[Fuma]

pm..asta nu stie caractere in romana?

[kshu]

Mie mi s-au parut amuzante comentariile la config-ul asta de cs. Si ce mi se pare si mai ciudat e ca numai la cs au aparut comentarii de genul (la sectiunea configuri ma refer).

[God]

Pt astfel de perle va recomand site-ul http://www.bash.org . eu unul am murit de ras la unele bash-uri.Sunt geniale!

Dati acolo sus la top100

[Fuma]

<lexa> anyone wanna buy some cheap tampons? 10p each
<lexa> no strings attach

<zilla1126> When I woke up this morning I had semen in my underwear.
<nadervader22> ....
<zilla1126> I'm concerned because it did not taste like mine.

[God]

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

[vali]

si varianta in romana la http://benny.kappa.ro/bash

[Fuma]

<emanuel> bah
<emanuel> e gata ?
<kv9> da
<kv9> ai un borcanel

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minel_ungureanu: tocmai a venit tata beat sa se laude cu noua lui caciula de miel
minel_ungureanu: ce looser
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01:48] <minerul> are 32 de ani
[01:48] <minerul> si copil de 12
[01:48] <minerul> ma innebuneste
[01:48] <[toshy]>
[02:31] <minerul> jucam 15 minute unreal 15 minute o trageam de tzatze pe ma-sa
[02:31] <minerul> )
[02:31] <minerul> si cand imi mai luam cate o racheta in gura
[02:31] <minerul> ziceam in sinea mea 'e, futu-tzi pe ma-ta'
[02:31] <minerul> ))
[02:32] <[toshy]> jucai cu el?
[02:32] <minerul> da
[02:32] <minerul> cu fi-su
[02:32] <minerul> unreal
[02:32] <[toshy]> lol


duumane ce caterinca

[God]

da zoso...o stiu...si il cunosc si pe benny si pe cam toti de pe #rdemoparty

[[stryder]]

o baba penala in tramvaiul 41 vine la mine si-mi spune "traiti-ar ciocu` tau si gagica,da-mi 500 de lei sa-mi iau o paine" ...m-am spart de ras ;m ;m

[Opa-Opa]

interesant e ca babele de genu asta au cele mai multe sanse de a aduna bani.

una odata zicea: "frumoasa nevasta ai, sa le dea dumnezeu viata lunga si ei si lu ala de-l ai in pantaloni pentru ea".

[[stryder]]

o fi aceeasi baba:)

[-TeG-rhw]

[01:16] <jdredd> hi |athena
[01:17] <jdredd> I got a new car radio yesterday.
[01:17] <jdredd> It has voice recognition.
[01:17] <jdredd> You shout "soul" and it plays soul.
[01:17] <jdredd> You shout "rock" and it plays rock and roll.
[01:17] <jdredd> Some children ran in front of my car.
[01:17] <jdredd> I yelled out "f**king kids".
[01:17] <jdredd> Now my radio is playing Michael Jackson

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<bloodeu> Fortunately, I have a six pack that turns women on instantly
<skittz> is it bud light?
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

[kshu]

Desi e putin off topic nu vreau sa fac thread separat pentru asta. Asta e un banc care mi l-a trimis root in mail :
[indent]
Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
[indent]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I- T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard

work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
[/indent]
[/indent]

[[stryder]]

cool :yD

asskising rules!!! ahahahahahahahaha

[dorinn]

chiar ca rullz pm uita-te la olanda si alegerea echipei pt eswc: sarmanul if-22 a ramas pe-afara desi le-a dat mucul alora mereu

[Shade]

Las ca dau ei de ventilator si de suedezi. Poate o sa inteleaga rostul unui joc defensiv.
Mai penal era ca unii dadeau tot vina pe if22 sau pe spiritul de echipa.

Oricum e tare skema cu numai 3 jucatori. Eu cred ca nimeni nu se supara daca i se propunea sa mearga da sa fie spectator :p

[[stryder]]

hai nu deviati,citate amuzante pls

[Shade]

Pai cam asa: "Desi esti cel mai bun jucator din tara noastra, noi consideram ca echipa(meciurile se desfasoara 1v1) se va descurca mai bine folosind niste jucatori noi, cu mai putina experienta pe plan international."

[dorinn]

[19:29:05] [@dm`root] lexer ?
[19:29:13] [@TeG-BirD] ashea
[19:29:16] [@TeG-BirD] ala
[19:29:19] [@TeG-BirD] cica mare jucator
[19:29:22] [@TeG-BirD] LOL
[19:29:32] [@TeG-BirD] da cu railu la panda
[19:29:39] [@TeG-BirD] ca grasii aia obositi
[19:29:43] [@TeG-BirD] dardaie mana si pica

[Shade]

PK 1.2 patch:

By Anonymous (pD9E3140C.dip.t-dialin.net)
-sg knockback sucks
-shaft overpowered now
-you can't reach the ga in fallen2 while playing 1v1

By Zerg-Spirit
SG's knockback hasn't changed btw.

By Vo0
No it's only 2.3 times stronger (checked by soft in the LScripts.pak file).
Hi
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By MELACHi
(20:05:18) [ [daler] ] so yea
(20:05:21) [ [daler] ] i think its official
(20:05:25) [ [daler] ] painkiller is the worst game ever.
(20:05:27) [ [daler] ] afk.
(20:05:30) [ mysod|Vo0 ] hi [daler]
(20:05:31) [ mysod|Vo0 ] pk sux
(20:05:33) [ mysod|Vo0 ] RIGHT?
(20:05:48) [ [daler] ] painkiller has sucked ever since winter cpl when i tried it
(20:05:50) [ [daler] ] its horrible.

[dorinn]

god: Deci dc sluga e un jucator ofensiv eu imi tatuez pe frunte cuvantul "pimp"..oricum gg pt el ca stie sa castige chiar dc e injurat de 90% dintre cei cu care joaca.

[[stryder]]

[+ bizcutz]: silly cunt
[+ bizcutz]: where u live
[+ bizcutz]: i "WILL VISIT"
[+ bizcutz]: U FUCKING HOMO
[+ bizcutz]: KRZ[+ bizcutz 11]: WHO IS LOUIS
[+ bizcutz]: THE JORDY CUNT?
[+ bizcutz]: SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD ILL KILL CUNTS LIKE IM
[+ bizcutz]: DO TIME AS IN
[+ bizcutz]: FUCKING MAGGOT
[+ bizcutz]: CMON THEN CUNT
[+ bizcutz]: U FROM UK
[+ bizcutz]: FUCK FACE
[+ bizcutz]: CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ce retardati astia din afara

[kshu]

God se cam risca lately . A mai zis una recent:

Sluga joaca cu major pe nightmare pe q3dm17 si daca termini in 2 min juma eu imi tai ****! Asta poate doar daca te nimiceste ea cu machingun-ul

Eu in locul lu' Sluga puneam demo pe proarena sa il vedem pe God un "pimp" cu **** taiata.