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de dorinn » Sâm Iun 12, 2004 1:50 pm
_spawn: Userul zaNZa are contul si posturile sterse; in plus este invitat sa ne scuteasca de lipsa de intelegere si de bun-simt de care a dat dovada, pe acest forum, pe durata desfasurarii RQL-2-.
asta-mi place mie mult
asta-mi place mie mult
i know what i want,
i'll say what i want
and no one can take it away!!!
i'll say what i want
and no one can take it away!!!
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dorinn - Junior Member
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de dorinn » Dum Iun 13, 2004 10:16 pm
desi nu-s citate: http://www.mmedia.is/stjarna/
i know what i want,
i'll say what i want
and no one can take it away!!!
i'll say what i want
and no one can take it away!!!
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dorinn - Junior Member
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de God » Dum Iun 13, 2004 10:20 pm
Lol...kshu ...eu imi respect promisiunea acu daca am zis! 
Dar nu ma refeream special la demourile de la rql3 ci la toata activitatea lui sluga in general! ;b
Dar nu ma refeream special la demourile de la rql3 ci la toata activitatea lui sluga in general! ;bWe are nothing but the sum of our parts!
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de Opa-Opa » Lun Iun 14, 2004 2:16 pm
ihi, si citatele amuzante urma sa le posteze el cand ii veneau mailurile cu toate alea completate ^^
"I can't circle/strafe jump for shit but I can blast myself in a general direction with a RL" - DarkNation
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de kshu » Lun Iun 14, 2004 6:49 pm
Lolz, sunt tari alea. Si cateva citate care mi-au placut dintre comentariile de acolo:
the people from ESR scrie:
if22 quitting against fox because "he couldn't adapt to the shit"
z4muz lagging out against cooller on ztn. "NOT MY TROUBLE"
Me running out of excuses as to why i,m so crap after so long
/quit (c) if22
Sujoy hiding behind the stairs at SG (q3tourney2) trying to secure a one-frag lead. Seconds are left. Gemini goes up the stairs without noticing him. The crowd goes "ooooooooh". Gemini turns back and kills Sujoy.
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de kshu » Sâm Iun 19, 2004 2:49 pm
[15:45] <valentinxxx> sal
[15:46] <valentinxxx> vreau si eu rezervare
[15:46] <valentinxxx> akuma plz
[15:46] <valentinxxx> 5 compuri
[15:46] <valentinxxx> in linie daca ai
[15:46] <valentinxxx> !!
[15:46] <dm`kshu> k
[15:46] <valentinxxx> ai ?
[15:46] <valentinxxx> 5 compuri in linie
[15:46] <valentinxxx> ?
[15:47] <dm`kshu> da, de la cat vrei?
[15:47] <valentinxxx> in juma de ora
[15:47] <valentinxxx> in juma de ora
[15:47] <dm`kshu> ok
[15:48] <valentinxxx> ce calculatoare ?
[15:48] <valentinxxx> ca sa stiu
[15:48] <dm`kshu> 6-10
[15:48] <valentinxxx> ok
[15:48] <valentinxxx> mersi
[15:48] <valentinxxx> vin in juma de ora
[15:48] * valentinxxx has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
Ce e asa amuzant? ... well: eu nu lucrez la sala dm si ... nu e curent la sala de 2 zile.
De ce sunt asa bulangiu si trimit oamenii pe drumuri? ... well: nu mai suport !!! Toti vin la mine si vor sa le fac rezervari fara macar sa ma intrebe daca lucrez la sala. FUCK OFF pls !!!
Edit:
[16:12] <valentinxxx> kshu
[16:12] <valentinxxx> sry
[16:12] <valentinxxx> dar anuleaza rezervarea
[16:12] <valentinxxx> srt
[16:12] <valentinxxx> inca o data
[16:12] * valentinxxx has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
De ce e si mai funny? ... well, intre timp a revenit curentul la sala.
[15:46] <valentinxxx> vreau si eu rezervare
[15:46] <valentinxxx> akuma plz
[15:46] <valentinxxx> 5 compuri
[15:46] <valentinxxx> in linie daca ai
[15:46] <valentinxxx> !!
[15:46] <dm`kshu> k
[15:46] <valentinxxx> ai ?
[15:46] <valentinxxx> 5 compuri in linie
[15:46] <valentinxxx> ?
[15:47] <dm`kshu> da, de la cat vrei?
[15:47] <valentinxxx> in juma de ora
[15:47] <valentinxxx> in juma de ora
[15:47] <dm`kshu> ok
[15:48] <valentinxxx> ce calculatoare ?
[15:48] <valentinxxx> ca sa stiu
[15:48] <dm`kshu> 6-10
[15:48] <valentinxxx> ok
[15:48] <valentinxxx> mersi
[15:48] <valentinxxx> vin in juma de ora
[15:48] * valentinxxx has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
Ce e asa amuzant? ... well: eu nu lucrez la sala dm si ... nu e curent la sala de 2 zile.
De ce sunt asa bulangiu si trimit oamenii pe drumuri? ... well: nu mai suport !!! Toti vin la mine si vor sa le fac rezervari fara macar sa ma intrebe daca lucrez la sala. FUCK OFF pls !!!
Edit:
[16:12] <valentinxxx> kshu
[16:12] <valentinxxx> sry
[16:12] <valentinxxx> dar anuleaza rezervarea
[16:12] <valentinxxx> srt
[16:12] <valentinxxx> inca o data
[16:12] * valentinxxx has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
De ce e si mai funny? ... well, intre timp a revenit curentul la sala.
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de 1337 » Dum Iun 20, 2004 9:33 pm
nu se incadreaza la citate da mi s-au parut amuzante si n-am stiut unde sa le pun 
30 Things Porn Directors Would Have You Believe...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2.Men are never impotent.
3.When going down on a woman, ten seconds is more than satisfactory.
4.If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man,
she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6.Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. (Vihje Ron Jeremyle vist)
7.Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8.Women always orgasm when men do.
9.A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10.All women are noisy fucks.
11.People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12.Those tits are real.
13.A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14.Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15.If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16.Double penetration makes women smile.
17.Asian men don't exist.
18.If a man comes across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of the man if he shoves his cock in the girlfriend's mouth.
19.There's a plot.
20.When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21.Nurses suck patients' cocks.
22.Men always pull out.
23.When your girlfriend catches you giving head to her boyfriend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24.Women never have headaches... or periods.
25.When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"
26.Assholes are clean.
27.A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28.Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29.Men don't have to beg.
30.When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
30 Things Porn Directors Would Have You Believe...
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2.Men are never impotent.
3.When going down on a woman, ten seconds is more than satisfactory.
4.If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man,
she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6.Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. (Vihje Ron Jeremyle vist)
7.Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8.Women always orgasm when men do.
9.A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10.All women are noisy fucks.
11.People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12.Those tits are real.
13.A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14.Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15.If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).
16.Double penetration makes women smile.
17.Asian men don't exist.
18.If a man comes across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of the man if he shoves his cock in the girlfriend's mouth.
19.There's a plot.
20.When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21.Nurses suck patients' cocks.
22.Men always pull out.
23.When your girlfriend catches you giving head to her boyfriend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24.Women never have headaches... or periods.
25.When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"
26.Assholes are clean.
27.A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28.Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29.Men don't have to beg.
30.When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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:)
de kshu » Mar Iun 29, 2004 3:27 pm
dm'kshu: re
Seinfeld: re
Wait another 0.9s to issue ready
Seinfeld is ready!
dm'kshu is ready!
dm'kshu: hf
Seinfeld: HF
Match has begun!
dm'kshu was electrocuted by Seinfeld
dm'kshu was electrocuted by Seinfeld
Seinfeld ate dm'kshu's rocket
Seinfeld was electrocuted by dm'kshu
-ab- connected
-ab- disconnected
-ab- connected
Seinfeld was electrocuted by dm'kshu
Seinfeld was electrocuted by dm'kshu
Seinfeld: MA
Seinfeld: EU NU PE TINE TE ASTEPTAMSA MI BAG PULA
Seinfeld was railed by dm'kshu
Seinfeld was melted by dm'kshu's plasmagun
Seinfeld blew himself up.
...
Seinfeld: ZEU ME
Seinfeld was melted by dm'kshu's plasmagun
Seinfeld: SCOATWE IN P[IZDA MATII CODURILE\
Seinfeld: KKTUILE
Seinfeld disconnected
-ab-: ?????
dm'kshu:
-ab-: cine era?
dm'kshu: dunno
-ab-: lol
]\condump n1.txt
Dumped console text to n1.txt.
Seinfeld: re
Wait another 0.9s to issue ready
Seinfeld is ready!
dm'kshu is ready!
dm'kshu: hf
Seinfeld: HF
Match has begun!
dm'kshu was electrocuted by Seinfeld
dm'kshu was electrocuted by Seinfeld
Seinfeld ate dm'kshu's rocket
Seinfeld was electrocuted by dm'kshu
-ab- connected
-ab- disconnected
-ab- connected
Seinfeld was electrocuted by dm'kshu
Seinfeld was electrocuted by dm'kshu
Seinfeld: MA
Seinfeld: EU NU PE TINE TE ASTEPTAMSA MI BAG PULA
Seinfeld was railed by dm'kshu
Seinfeld was melted by dm'kshu's plasmagun
Seinfeld blew himself up.
...
Seinfeld: ZEU ME
Seinfeld was melted by dm'kshu's plasmagun
Seinfeld: SCOATWE IN P[IZDA MATII CODURILE\
Seinfeld: KKTUILE
Seinfeld disconnected
-ab-: ?????
dm'kshu:
-ab-: cine era?
dm'kshu: dunno
-ab-: lol
]\condump n1.txt
Dumped console text to n1.txt.
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de Opa-Opa » Mar Iun 29, 2004 3:52 pm
iti dai seama ce uimire pe capu' aluia pana si-a dat seama ca nu e persoana cu care trebuia sa se intalneasca
ce-nseamna blind-date-urile
ce-nseamna blind-date-urile
"I can't circle/strafe jump for shit but I can blast myself in a general direction with a RL" - DarkNation
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Opa-Opa - Junior Member
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ESWC fun
de kshu » Joi Iul 08, 2004 6:29 pm
In warmup. Q3. fooki vs jay ... si jay owneaza .
Jay_UK: when we
Jay_UK: rdy?
Jay_UK: they rdy?
fooKi: dunno
Jay_UK: i like to party
Jay_UK: do u like to party?
Jay_UK: wanan come round mine?
Jay_UK: ...
fooKi:
fooKi: ffs
fooKi was electrocuted by Jay_UK
fooKi: lets start
Jay_UK: ok
Jay_UK: o wait
Jay_UK: she said not
Jay_UK: till she rdy
Jay_UK: something like gtv?
fooKi:
Jay_UK: ask the french dude
Jay_UK: with stupid hair
Jay_UK: infront of u
Jay_UK: hes on the phone
Jay_UK: throw summin
Jay_UK: do it
Jay_UK: throw it
fooKi:
fooKi: ah
fooKi: she comes now
Jay_UK: =)
Jay_UK: shes kinda fit
fooKi: 2 sec
Jay_UK: i would
fooKi: 2 sec
fooKi: 1
fooKi: 2
Jay_UK: check her ass
Jay_UK: =)
fooKi:
Jay_UK was electrocuted by fooKi
Jay_UK: o can we rdy?
fooKi: yeash
Jay_UK: this one goes out to my fans!
Jay_UK: and not the swedish
fooKi: gl
Jay_UK: for u mum!
Jay_UK: bring it!
fooKi was gunned down by Jay_UK
fooKi: ggs
fooKi: time
fooKi: ffs
Jay_UK: k
Jay_UK: lol
Jay_UK: i win
Unknown Command - try \gtv_help
Jay_UK: damnit
Jay_UK: i want default
fooKi:
Jay_UK: i want mega
Jay_UK: and ra
fooKi: ok
Jay_UK: and rail
Jay_UK: and rl
Jay_UK: and lg
Jay_UK: and ur mum
fooKi:
]\condump lol2.txt
Dumped console text to lol2.txt.
.Jay_UK: when we
Jay_UK: rdy?
Jay_UK: they rdy?
fooKi: dunno
Jay_UK: i like to party
Jay_UK: do u like to party?
Jay_UK: wanan come round mine?
Jay_UK: ...
fooKi:
fooKi: ffs
fooKi was electrocuted by Jay_UK
fooKi: lets start
Jay_UK: ok
Jay_UK: o wait
Jay_UK: she said not
Jay_UK: till she rdy
Jay_UK: something like gtv?
fooKi:
Jay_UK: ask the french dude
Jay_UK: with stupid hair
Jay_UK: infront of u
Jay_UK: hes on the phone
Jay_UK: throw summin
Jay_UK: do it
Jay_UK: throw it
fooKi:
fooKi: ah
fooKi: she comes now
Jay_UK: =)
Jay_UK: shes kinda fit
fooKi: 2 sec
Jay_UK: i would
fooKi: 2 sec
fooKi: 1
fooKi: 2
Jay_UK: check her ass
Jay_UK: =)
fooKi:
Jay_UK was electrocuted by fooKi
Jay_UK: o can we rdy?
fooKi: yeash
Jay_UK: this one goes out to my fans!
Jay_UK: and not the swedish
fooKi: gl
Jay_UK: for u mum!
Jay_UK: bring it!
fooKi was gunned down by Jay_UK
fooKi: ggs
fooKi: time
fooKi: ffs
Jay_UK: k
Jay_UK: lol
Jay_UK: i win
Unknown Command - try \gtv_help
Jay_UK: damnit
Jay_UK: i want default
fooKi:
Jay_UK: i want mega
Jay_UK: and ra
fooKi: ok
Jay_UK: and rail
Jay_UK: and rl
Jay_UK: and lg
Jay_UK: and ur mum
fooKi:
]\condump lol2.txt
Dumped console text to lol2.txt.
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de Fuma » Joi Iul 08, 2004 8:46 pm
pt cine nu stie valentinxxx e una dintre cele mai idioate perosoane din bucuresti..poate din tara....
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de Fuma » Joi Iul 08, 2004 8:54 pm
Warmup
Fuma: Hi
Cooller^ru: hy dude
Fuma: let's play one on one
Cooller^ru: u got skills?
Fuma:ofcourse dude
Cooller^ru: ok let's go
Fuma is ready!
Cooller^ru is ready!
Fuma gl
Cooller^ru: hf
Match has begun!
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru: fuckin' cheater
Fuma: ahahahahaha
Fuma: i owned u foo'
Cooler^ru: how du iu aim like that?
Fuma: learn how to write "it's not my trouble"
Cooller^ru: fuck off
Fuma: u're mother it's a man
Cooller^ru: i know...but she it's beautifull
Fuma: ok u're boring
Cooller^ru: u to, fuck off
Cooller^ru disconnected
fuckin' noobs
Fuma: Hi
Cooller^ru: hy dude
Fuma: let's play one on one
Cooller^ru: u got skills?
Fuma:ofcourse dude
Cooller^ru: ok let's go
Fuma is ready!
Cooller^ru is ready!
Fuma gl
Cooller^ru: hf
Match has begun!
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru was railed by Fuma
Cooller^ru: fuckin' cheater
Fuma: ahahahahaha
Fuma: i owned u foo'
Cooler^ru: how du iu aim like that?
Fuma: learn how to write "it's not my trouble"
Cooller^ru: fuck off
Fuma: u're mother it's a man
Cooller^ru: i know...but she it's beautifull
Fuma: ok u're boring
Cooller^ru: u to, fuck off
Cooller^ru disconnected
fuckin' noobs
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de Opa-Opa » Joi Iul 15, 2004 12:57 pm
[14:00:14] <[RO][B][EVOLVA]SweetestThing> nu mi s-a blocat calc de o juma de ora...cred k a obosit virusul
"I can't circle/strafe jump for shit but I can blast myself in a general direction with a RL" - DarkNation
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de kshu » Vin Aug 06, 2004 7:55 pm
[20:42] * @sm0tok3l http://www.coolquotescollection.com/cat/laughs/40/
sm0tok3l is [email="spff@80.86.110.66"]spff@80.86.110.66[/email] * guybrush threepwood
sm0tok3l on #linkmania @#dex @#doom.ro @#proarena +#=dm= @#quake.ro #teg #-eq- #pro-team @#uG.girlz @#ug.ro
sm0tok3l using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
sm0tok3l is authed as UG|dmg
sm0tok3l has been idle 4mins 56secs, signed on Fri Aug 06 17:08:32
sm0tok3l End of /WHOIS list.
Si din linkul lui citez:
May the Lord reach out to you with his guiding hand and smack you upside the head with it.
sm0tok3l is [email="spff@80.86.110.66"]spff@80.86.110.66[/email] * guybrush threepwood
sm0tok3l on #linkmania @#dex @#doom.ro @#proarena +#=dm= @#quake.ro #teg #-eq- #pro-team @#uG.girlz @#ug.ro
sm0tok3l using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
sm0tok3l is authed as UG|dmg
sm0tok3l has been idle 4mins 56secs, signed on Fri Aug 06 17:08:32
sm0tok3l End of /WHOIS list.
Si din linkul lui citez
:May the Lord reach out to you with his guiding hand and smack you upside the head with it.
Excel
I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Dana Otto
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
COOL!
While I'm fully aware that money can't buy happiness, I wouldn't mind being known as that melancholy guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo.
George Olson
I doubt, therefore I might be.
Rene Descarte's younger brother
Never knock on Death's door -- ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Some people think sex is like jogging... You can last longer the more you do it. Others think that its like golf... You get better the more you do it... I think it's like running down a road swinging a pitching wedge at a whiffle ball.
Etc etc ... read it's funny.
it's funny.Edit: Lol asta e tare: "If the Pope takes a dump, is it Holy shit?" Hahahahaha.
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