Legile lui Murphy despre sex

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-The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

-Nothing improves with age.

-No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

-Sex has no calories.

-Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

-There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

-Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

-No sex with anyone in the same office.

-Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

-A man in the house is worth two in the street.

-If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

-Virginity can be cured.

-When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

-Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

-The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

-Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

-It is always the wrong time of month.

-The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

-When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

-Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

-Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

-The younger the better.

-The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

-It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

-Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

-Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

-There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

-Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

-Love is a hole in the heart.

-If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

-Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

-Do it only with the best.

-Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

-One good turn gets most of the blankets.

-You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

-Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

-It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

-Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

-Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

-Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

-Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.

-A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

-What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

-It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

-Never say no.

-A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

-Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

-Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

-Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

-A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

-Love comes in spurts.

-The world does not revolve on an axis.

-Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

-Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

-Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

-There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

-Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

-Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

-"This won't hurt, I promise."

[Aragorn]

-Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Acum chestia asta e mai discutabila tinand cont de fertilizare artificiala

[Joao]

bah sopra,vad ca ai conceptii stricte de viata!
oricum,zambeste,maine va fi si mai rau!

[Aragorn]

Cred ca Murphy le avea
Sopra doar transmite mesajul mai departe.

[Andrada The Dev]

Murphy era un om destept