Bancuri
Am unit subiectul Bancuri realizat de Guppy cu subiectul Jokes realizat de Crinuza...deoarce contin acelash lucru !
Pe viitor..nu mai deschidetzi subiecte...care deja sunt deschise !
Pe viitor..nu mai deschidetzi subiecte...care deja sunt deschise !
IEZECHIIL 25.17: Voi săvârşi asupra lor cumplită răzbunare prin pedepse grozave şi vor cunoaşte ca eu sunt Domnul, când voi săvârşi asupra lor răzbunarea mea.
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Oribilul Mosh - Junior Member
- Mesaje: 20687
- Membru din: Lun Oct 08, 2001 11:00 pm
Banc
Uite un banc:
Mama lui Bula la trimis intr-o zi la magazin sa cumpere morcovi.Ca sa nu uite Bula isi zicea in gand
"morcovi,morcovi,morcovi,morcovi".Dupa un timp se impiedica de o piatra si in gand isi zice
"mocovei,mocovei,mocovei,mocovei".Ajuns la magazin intreaba:
-Aveti mocovei?
-Nu avem,raspunse vanzatoarea.
Bula s-a intors acasa iar in gand isi spunea trist( ) "mocovei,mocovei,mocovei".Dupa un timp se imipiedica
de o piatra si isi spune in gand "morcovi,morcovi,morcovi".Ajuns acasa Bula ii spune mamei sale ca nu a gasit
morcovi.
A doua zi iar aceasta poveste.
A treia zi iar aceasta poveste.
In a patra zi iar il trimite pe Bula dupa morcovi.Bula in gand "morcovi,morcovi,morcovi".Iar
se impiedica de o piatra si spune "mocovei,mocovei,mocovei"Ajuns la magazin spune:
-Ati adus mocovei?
Vanzatoarea nervoasa i-a tras o palma de s-a lipit de afisul cu Iliescu la care Bula spune:
-Si dumneavoastra ati cerut mocovei?
Ce credeti despre acest banc?Acest banc l-am auzit de la un prieten si cred ca e k lumea.
Mama lui Bula la trimis intr-o zi la magazin sa cumpere morcovi.Ca sa nu uite Bula isi zicea in gand
"morcovi,morcovi,morcovi,morcovi".Dupa un timp se impiedica de o piatra si in gand isi zice
"mocovei,mocovei,mocovei,mocovei".Ajuns la magazin intreaba:
-Aveti mocovei?
-Nu avem,raspunse vanzatoarea.
Bula s-a intors acasa iar in gand isi spunea trist( ) "mocovei,mocovei,mocovei".Dupa un timp se imipiedica
de o piatra si isi spune in gand "morcovi,morcovi,morcovi".Ajuns acasa Bula ii spune mamei sale ca nu a gasit
morcovi.
A doua zi iar aceasta poveste.
A treia zi iar aceasta poveste.
In a patra zi iar il trimite pe Bula dupa morcovi.Bula in gand "morcovi,morcovi,morcovi".Iar
se impiedica de o piatra si spune "mocovei,mocovei,mocovei"Ajuns la magazin spune:
-Ati adus mocovei?
Vanzatoarea nervoasa i-a tras o palma de s-a lipit de afisul cu Iliescu la care Bula spune:
-Si dumneavoastra ati cerut mocovei?
Ce credeti despre acest banc?Acest banc l-am auzit de la un prieten si cred ca e k lumea.
No Comment
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lucianus - Junior Member
- Mesaje: 326
- Membru din: Lun Feb 18, 2002 12:00 am
duma zilei de florii
-la multi ani draga!
-dar azi nu e ziua mea?
-cum,nu te cheama basina porcului?
-dar azi nu e ziua mea?
-cum,nu te cheama basina porcului?
Aici sunteti cu totii: "de la maimute la pentium 8"
- Joao
- Junior Member
- Mesaje: 998
- Membru din: Dum Mar 24, 2002 2:52 pm
- Localitate: Banie
Re: iepuras
bah...acum cateva minute mi-a ajuns asta prin e-mail....
<<Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegal to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can't pulla that one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent."Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people in your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily,
"You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "He can't come. He'sa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.">>
<<Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border...
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegal to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can't pulla that one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent."Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people in your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily,
"You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "He can't come. He'sa busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.">>
Pink fluffy dynosaurs
Tremendously hardcore...
We are not born with the conviction that Pepsi is better than Coke and that heavy metal liberates the soul (Solomon, 2003). We try it out for ourselves...
Tremendously hardcore...
We are not born with the conviction that Pepsi is better than Coke and that heavy metal liberates the soul (Solomon, 2003). We try it out for ourselves...
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Mirela - Mesaje: 2566
- Membru din: Joi Noi 08, 2001 12:00 am
Hai si de la mine unu' :
Doi ardeleni, vecini.
Ion (peste gard): Vasile, ia vino pana aici!
Vine Vasile. Ion ii da o bata in cap.
Vasile: Bai Ioane, ai dat in gluma sau ai dat serios?
I: Nu, ba, serios!
V: ba tu esti sigur?
I: Da, ma, am dat serios.
V: Ma, te mai intreb o data, ai dat in gluma sau ai dat serios?
I: Serios, ma!
V: Ba bine ai facut, ca stii ca nu-mi plac glumele proaste!
Doi ardeleni, vecini.
Ion (peste gard): Vasile, ia vino pana aici!
Vine Vasile. Ion ii da o bata in cap.
Vasile: Bai Ioane, ai dat in gluma sau ai dat serios?
I: Nu, ba, serios!
V: ba tu esti sigur?
I: Da, ma, am dat serios.
V: Ma, te mai intreb o data, ai dat in gluma sau ai dat serios?
I: Serios, ma!
V: Ba bine ai facut, ca stii ca nu-mi plac glumele proaste!
If there's a war, we'll all fight!
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bhuttu - Mesaje: 2510
- Membru din: Dum Apr 21, 2002 11:00 pm
Bine ati venit la hotline-ul psihiatric!
- Daca suferiti de obsesie, apasati 1 repetat.
- Daca sunteti co-dependent, rugati pe cineva sa apese 2 pentru dvs.
- Daca aveti personalitati multiple, apasati 3,4,5 si 6.
- Daca sunteti schizofrenic, ascultati cu atentie si o voce soptita o sa va spuna ce numar sa alegeti.
- Daca sunteti deprimat, nu conteaza ce numar apasati, oricum nu ma raspunde nimeni!
- Daca suferiti de obsesie, apasati 1 repetat.
- Daca sunteti co-dependent, rugati pe cineva sa apese 2 pentru dvs.
- Daca aveti personalitati multiple, apasati 3,4,5 si 6.
- Daca sunteti schizofrenic, ascultati cu atentie si o voce soptita o sa va spuna ce numar sa alegeti.
- Daca sunteti deprimat, nu conteaza ce numar apasati, oricum nu ma raspunde nimeni!
To speak is to be silent
The concept is dead. There's nothing death should interrupt,
I went to bed last night with one sip left in the cup.
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darkshines - Mesaje: 2260
- Membru din: Joi Aug 02, 2001 11:00 pm
bancuri seci primite prin e-mail de la romani binevoiroti...
3 tipi beti morti mergeau pe sina de cale ferata:
-Aualeu ce de scari in blocul asta...
-Si ce rece e balustrada...
-Ia sssst, ia-uzi ca vine liftul...
Doua bufnite pe craca.
Prima: Buhuhu !
A doua: Buhuhu in pi**a matii ca m-ai speriat!!
Merg 2 orbi la cinematograf si se aseaza in ultimul rand.Peste 2 minute,unul il intreaba pe celalalt :
-Vezi,bah?
-Nu !!!
-Atunci hai bah mai in fata !!!
Era odata un crocodil si croseta clatite intr-un cactus.La un moment dat trece un elefant in zbor si intreaba:
-Bai crocodile nu stii incotro e vestul?
La care crocodilul coboara,infige un termometru in nisip si spune:
-Nu vezi mai boule ca aici sunt cartofi??!
3 tipi beti morti mergeau pe sina de cale ferata:
-Aualeu ce de scari in blocul asta...
-Si ce rece e balustrada...
-Ia sssst, ia-uzi ca vine liftul...
Doua bufnite pe craca.
Prima: Buhuhu !
A doua: Buhuhu in pi**a matii ca m-ai speriat!!
Merg 2 orbi la cinematograf si se aseaza in ultimul rand.Peste 2 minute,unul il intreaba pe celalalt :
-Vezi,bah?
-Nu !!!
-Atunci hai bah mai in fata !!!
Era odata un crocodil si croseta clatite intr-un cactus.La un moment dat trece un elefant in zbor si intreaba:
-Bai crocodile nu stii incotro e vestul?
La care crocodilul coboara,infige un termometru in nisip si spune:
-Nu vezi mai boule ca aici sunt cartofi??!
Pink fluffy dynosaurs
Tremendously hardcore...
We are not born with the conviction that Pepsi is better than Coke and that heavy metal liberates the soul (Solomon, 2003). We try it out for ourselves...
Tremendously hardcore...
We are not born with the conviction that Pepsi is better than Coke and that heavy metal liberates the soul (Solomon, 2003). We try it out for ourselves...
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Mirela - Mesaje: 2566
- Membru din: Joi Noi 08, 2001 12:00 am
Cam sec, mortii ma-sii
Doi tipi cu tancul prin desert. Unul scoate capu' prin turela. Ala de jos:
- Cati sunt?
- Sase.
- Ce sase?
- Ce cati sunt?
- Cati sunt?
- Sase.
- Ce sase?
- Ce cati sunt?
If there's a war, we'll all fight!
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bhuttu - Mesaje: 2510
- Membru din: Dum Apr 21, 2002 11:00 pm
Dac ati venit in lumea mea va mai spun niste bancuri:
Un tigan conducea Mertzanu' si deodata face pana de cauciuc. Se da jos din masina sa schimbe roata. Un alt tigan apare si il intreaba:
- Ce faci aici mancatzi-ash?
- Pai scot roata.
Atunci al doilea tigan sparge parbrizul si spune satisfacut:
- Gata frate, eu iau casetofonul.
Un tigan conducea Mertzanu' si deodata face pana de cauciuc. Se da jos din masina sa schimbe roata. Un alt tigan apare si il intreaba:
- Ce faci aici mancatzi-ash?
- Pai scot roata.
Atunci al doilea tigan sparge parbrizul si spune satisfacut:
- Gata frate, eu iau casetofonul.
No Comment
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lucianus - Junior Member
- Mesaje: 326
- Membru din: Lun Feb 18, 2002 12:00 am
La sedinta Consiliului Local Cluj, un consilier propune:
- Eu zic sa mai facem o statuie in orasul nostru.
Imediat vin ideile:
- Sa fie o statuie cu taranul roman !
- Sa fie taranul imbracat in costum national !
- In mana dreapta sa aiba o furca, sa se lupte cu ungurii !
- In mana stanga sa aiba un streang, sa stie ungurii ce-i asteapta !
- Si in streang sa atarne un ungur, sa fie mesajul clar !
Dupa o clipa de tacere vorbeste Funar:
- Bine, dar sa schimbam ungurul in fiecare zi.
- Eu zic sa mai facem o statuie in orasul nostru.
Imediat vin ideile:
- Sa fie o statuie cu taranul roman !
- Sa fie taranul imbracat in costum national !
- In mana dreapta sa aiba o furca, sa se lupte cu ungurii !
- In mana stanga sa aiba un streang, sa stie ungurii ce-i asteapta !
- Si in streang sa atarne un ungur, sa fie mesajul clar !
Dupa o clipa de tacere vorbeste Funar:
- Bine, dar sa schimbam ungurul in fiecare zi.
No Comment
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lucianus - Junior Member
- Mesaje: 326
- Membru din: Lun Feb 18, 2002 12:00 am
asta trebe spus...
Ursu se intilneste cu iepurasu. Iepurasu era intr-o stare jalnica, cu un pix infipt in ochi si schiop de laba stinga spate.
- Ce e ma iepurasule cu tine in halu asta? Ce ai patit?
- Ce sa fie ma ursule, am pus pariu cu vulpea pe laba mea stinga spate ca nu-mi infige pixu'n ochi!
- Ce e ma iepurasule cu tine in halu asta? Ce ai patit?
- Ce sa fie ma ursule, am pus pariu cu vulpea pe laba mea stinga spate ca nu-mi infige pixu'n ochi!
- Rolf
- Junior Member
- Mesaje: 1517
- Membru din: Vin Sep 28, 2001 12:00 pm
- Localitate: Bucuresci (Tineretului)
Recent s-a efectuat un sondaj pe plan mondial.
Intrebarea a fost: "Va rugam sa ne spuneti opinia
dumneavoastra in legatura cu lipsa de alimente din restul lumii."
Sondajul a fost un esec total.
* In Africa nu stiau ce inseamna 'alimente'.
* In Europa de Vest nu stiau ce inseamna 'lipsa'.
* In Europa de Est nu stiau ce inseamna "opinie'.
* In America de Sud nu stiau ce inseamna 'va rugam'.
* Iar in S.U.A. nu stiau ce inseamna 'restul lumii'.
Intrebarea a fost: "Va rugam sa ne spuneti opinia
dumneavoastra in legatura cu lipsa de alimente din restul lumii."
Sondajul a fost un esec total.
* In Africa nu stiau ce inseamna 'alimente'.
* In Europa de Vest nu stiau ce inseamna 'lipsa'.
* In Europa de Est nu stiau ce inseamna "opinie'.
* In America de Sud nu stiau ce inseamna 'va rugam'.
* Iar in S.U.A. nu stiau ce inseamna 'restul lumii'.
To speak is to be silent
The concept is dead. There's nothing death should interrupt,
I went to bed last night with one sip left in the cup.
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darkshines - Mesaje: 2260
- Membru din: Joi Aug 02, 2001 11:00 pm
"Windowsul nostru,
Care esti instalat pe hard,
Deschide-se ferestrele tale,
Vie crash-ul tau
Ca in 95 asa si in 98.
Si zilnicele Servicepacks da-ni le noua,
Si ne iarta partitiile Linux
Asa cum si noi iertam greselile din drivere.
Si nu ne du in ecranul albastru,
Ci izbaveste-ne de conflicte de versiuni
Caci al tau este tot RAM-ul
Si hardul
Si toti hertzii procesorului
In veci vecilor
Alt-F4"
Care esti instalat pe hard,
Deschide-se ferestrele tale,
Vie crash-ul tau
Ca in 95 asa si in 98.
Si zilnicele Servicepacks da-ni le noua,
Si ne iarta partitiile Linux
Asa cum si noi iertam greselile din drivere.
Si nu ne du in ecranul albastru,
Ci izbaveste-ne de conflicte de versiuni
Caci al tau este tot RAM-ul
Si hardul
Si toti hertzii procesorului
In veci vecilor
Alt-F4"
No Comment
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lucianus - Junior Member
- Mesaje: 326
- Membru din: Lun Feb 18, 2002 12:00 am
o blonda este invitata de catre prietenul ei sa ia cina acasa la parintzii lui : zis si facut.. se aseaza lumea la masa cand se aude un zgomot.. blonda daduse o besina ; blonda se inroseste toata de rusine.. si-l aude pe tatal prietenului ei zicand catre caine care se afla exact sub scaunul blondei :
- labush pleaca de acolo..
blonda.. crezand ca toata lumea de vina pe caine .. mai trage o besina.. mai tare.. la care tatal prietenului ei tzipa iarasi la caine:
- labus n-auzi? pleaca ma de sub scaun..!
blonda.. bucuroasa.. ca nu trebuie sa se mai rusineze.. mai trage o besina. mult mai zgomotoasa decat celelalte la care tatal zbiara:
- labush ma tu chiar nu auzi? pleaca dreq de acolo ca se kaka blonda pe tine maaa
- labush pleaca de acolo..
blonda.. crezand ca toata lumea de vina pe caine .. mai trage o besina.. mai tare.. la care tatal prietenului ei tzipa iarasi la caine:
- labus n-auzi? pleaca ma de sub scaun..!
blonda.. bucuroasa.. ca nu trebuie sa se mai rusineze.. mai trage o besina. mult mai zgomotoasa decat celelalte la care tatal zbiara:
- labush ma tu chiar nu auzi? pleaca dreq de acolo ca se kaka blonda pe tine maaa
life is a shit.. and we are full of life
- cool-girl
- Junior Member
- Mesaje: 34
- Membru din: Joi Apr 11, 2002 5:12 pm
- Localitate: in ceatza
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains...
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains...
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
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cutuma© - Mesaje: 3047
- Membru din: Vin Mar 01, 2002 12:00 am
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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cutuma© - Mesaje: 3047
- Membru din: Vin Mar 01, 2002 12:00 am
Un elicopter zbura deasupra orasului Seattle. La un moment dat, vremea se inrautati brusc. Un fulger lovi elicoperul si pilotul hotari ca trebuie sa aterizeze de urgenta. Dar, din cauza cetii dese si a ploii drumul spre aeroport era imposibil de gasit. Deodata, pilotul zari o cladire inalta si zbura inspre ea. Ajuns in apropierea cladirii, pilotul scrise de mana un mesaj pe o tablita catre oamenii din zgarie-nori :
" Unde ma aflu ?"
Raspunsul acestora fu :
" Te afli intr-un elicopter".
Imediat dupa ce a primit acest raspuns, pilotul s-a indreptat exact spre aeroport si a aterizat in siguranta deplina, desi nu vedea nimic afara. Odata ajunsi la sol, copilotul il intreba:
"Cum de ai reusit sa-ti dai seama unde e aeroportul ? Oamenii aceia ti-au spus doar ca esti in elicopter si nu pozitia ta fata de aeroport !"
-"Oamenii aceia puteau sa fie doar in cladirea Microsoft. Numai de la Microsoft poti primi raspunsuri corecte din punct de vedere tehnic, dar fara nici un fel utilizare practica."
" Unde ma aflu ?"
Raspunsul acestora fu :
" Te afli intr-un elicopter".
Imediat dupa ce a primit acest raspuns, pilotul s-a indreptat exact spre aeroport si a aterizat in siguranta deplina, desi nu vedea nimic afara. Odata ajunsi la sol, copilotul il intreba:
"Cum de ai reusit sa-ti dai seama unde e aeroportul ? Oamenii aceia ti-au spus doar ca esti in elicopter si nu pozitia ta fata de aeroport !"
-"Oamenii aceia puteau sa fie doar in cladirea Microsoft. Numai de la Microsoft poti primi raspunsuri corecte din punct de vedere tehnic, dar fara nici un fel utilizare practica."
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cutuma© - Mesaje: 3047
- Membru din: Vin Mar 01, 2002 12:00 am
Ce striga proful de informatica cand se ineaca?
F1,F1,F1
Ce inseamna NT?
Neanderthal Technology
De la ce vine anocrimul LOTUS?
R: Let Only The Users Suffer
Windows XP, eXtra Pain.
-Cum se cheama un procesor Athlon la 1,2GHz ce functioneaza de 9 minute fara cooler?
-Un procesor ars de 8,5 minute
F1,F1,F1
Ce inseamna NT?
Neanderthal Technology
De la ce vine anocrimul LOTUS?
R: Let Only The Users Suffer
Windows XP, eXtra Pain.
-Cum se cheama un procesor Athlon la 1,2GHz ce functioneaza de 9 minute fara cooler?
-Un procesor ars de 8,5 minute
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cutuma© - Mesaje: 3047
- Membru din: Vin Mar 01, 2002 12:00 am
The good , the bad and the ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you do
7. Good: You give the "birds and the bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
8. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
9. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you do
7. Good: You give the "birds and the bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
8. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
9. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do
"Against modern football."
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Aliosha - Mesaje: 5042
- Membru din: Sâm Oct 20, 2001 11:00 pm
Cine este conectat
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