am inteles mesaju. ma duxí£ i-au matura.
neco: am sunat. mi s-a spus. este problema dumneavoastra cum va procurati cartea. am intrebat: puteti sa-mi dati o solutie? mi s-a spus: da. cautati-o mai bine. succes si la revedere. deci canci. oha. maciuci.
C.M - nu suntem tampiti sa incercam sa civilizam o societate asa ca ne doare la salam
de baixinho© » Mar Iul 06, 2004 9:39 pm
ANTI
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
- Membru din: Joi Mar 14, 2002 12:00 am
de basstard » Mar Iul 06, 2004 10:02 pm
Ma-ta la americani
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.
Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars.
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.
Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
Yo mama's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints.
Yo mama's hair is unbeweavable.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan!
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tattoo "front" on her chest.
Yo mama's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters.
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama's so dirty, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.
Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.
Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the bitch to shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked her what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!
Yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so too.
Yo mama's so nice, I love her.
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.
Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak show.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars.
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.
Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
Yo mama's hair is so short, she don't get finger waves, she gets finger prints.
Yo mama's hair is unbeweavable.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, it looks like an aerial view of the million man march. Look! There goes Farrakhan!
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama's a blind bird-watcher.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tattoo "front" on her chest.
Yo mama's jaw is so strong, she can blow bubbles in Now-'N-Laters.
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama's so dirty, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.
Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.
Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the bitch to shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama's so nasty, when someone asked her what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!
Yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so too.
Yo mama's so nice, I love her.
human being/being human
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basstard - Junior Member
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- Membru din: Sâm Feb 01, 2003 12:00 am
de Necko » Mar Iul 06, 2004 10:03 pm
de ce oare ma asteptam la asea raspuns?
np. macar sa aduci cartea cu tine, sa o rasfoiesc putin. 10x fff mult ca ai incercat.
aizzz&co
only one animal kills just for the sport of it... guess which...
Bless the Beasts & Children (Glendon Swarthout)
only one animal kills just for the sport of it... guess which...
Bless the Beasts & Children (Glendon Swarthout)
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Necko - Mesaje: 4348
- Membru din: Dum Noi 09, 2003 12:00 am
de nocturna » Mar Iul 06, 2004 10:18 pm
bre, avetz mila, avertizatzi inainte de mesaje de doo tone ca sa rupe uochii mei indoitzi de nishte diverse multe ore petrecute in fatza lu monitoru. ;i
ascult pa cel mai celebru chitarist din lume, garry moore, care este.
ascult pa cel mai celebru chitarist din lume, garry moore, care este.
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nocturna - Mesaje: 8725
- Membru din: Mie Dec 04, 2002 12:00 am
de baixinho© » Mar Iul 06, 2004 10:23 pm
Necko scrie:macar sa aduci cartea cu tine
unde s-o aduc?
Necko scrie:sa o rasfoiesc putin
facem anfel. ti-o aduc, o i-ei acasa si mi-o aduci cant mai vi prin Bucurestii. da co conditie: [/b]sa mai vi[/b].
ANTI
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
- Membru din: Joi Mar 14, 2002 12:00 am
de baixinho© » Mar Iul 06, 2004 10:28 pm
deci mai bine sa muncim decat sa gandim.
ANTI
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
- Membru din: Joi Mar 14, 2002 12:00 am
de Necko » Mar Iul 06, 2004 10:44 pm
o, pasha, cit de darnic esti!
mai vin. sa fii sigur.
naiti, cubule, seminte, o bere ?
mai vin. sa fii sigur.
naiti, cubule, seminte, o bere ?
aizzz&co
only one animal kills just for the sport of it... guess which...
Bless the Beasts & Children (Glendon Swarthout)
only one animal kills just for the sport of it... guess which...
Bless the Beasts & Children (Glendon Swarthout)
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Necko - Mesaje: 4348
- Membru din: Dum Noi 09, 2003 12:00 am
de Necko » Mie Iul 07, 2004 3:13 am
mda. cojile maturate, sticlele de bere guale asezate frumos in naveta, scrumierele golite, aerisit, lumina la baie stinsa. totul in regula. poa sa vina schinbu 1.
shtafeta o gasiti in cui la poarta. haipa.
shtafeta o gasiti in cui la poarta. haipa.
aizzz&co
only one animal kills just for the sport of it... guess which...
Bless the Beasts & Children (Glendon Swarthout)
only one animal kills just for the sport of it... guess which...
Bless the Beasts & Children (Glendon Swarthout)
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Necko - Mesaje: 4348
- Membru din: Dum Noi 09, 2003 12:00 am
de baixinho© » Mie Iul 07, 2004 7:39 am
alaleo
la poarta, da.
da nainte sa vi in Bucurestii sa-mi spoui cand sa ia-u cartea si, mai ales, unde so du-c.
la poarta, da.
da nainte sa vi in Bucurestii sa-mi spoui cand sa ia-u cartea si, mai ales, unde so du-c.
ANTI
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
- Membru din: Joi Mar 14, 2002 12:00 am
de gaga » Mie Iul 07, 2004 7:50 am
guzmorning la uameni. najpa lunea la munca, indeed.
necko, revistele mele is la tine?
io am trebi asa ca azi no sa va onorez, da o sa pregatesc o iepopeie care o sa fie jurnal de bord, de la trenu aushvitz, aurolaci pishatzi in tren, saritura peste shine, parshu mic de carciuma, gushteri cu barba albastra, manelari de treaba, sherpi care inghit bruashte, ping pong ... aaaaaa, multe.
sa ne auzim cu bine
necko, revistele mele is la tine?
io am trebi asa ca azi no sa va onorez, da o sa pregatesc o iepopeie care o sa fie jurnal de bord, de la trenu aushvitz, aurolaci pishatzi in tren, saritura peste shine, parshu mic de carciuma, gushteri cu barba albastra, manelari de treaba, sherpi care inghit bruashte, ping pong ... aaaaaa, multe.
sa ne auzim cu bine
semnatura fara culori si nestridenta
- gaga
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de baixinho© » Mie Iul 07, 2004 7:55 am
nasualoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, pemeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
ANTI
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
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de memetshot » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:08 am
ola
io mi-am inceput dimineatza bine cu cafia cu giata si grisine.
in curand ma apuc si de munci
io mi-am inceput dimineatza bine cu cafia cu giata si grisine.
in curand ma apuc si de munci
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meropi, ramane cum am stabilit
meropi, ramane cum am stabilit
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memetshot - Mesaje: 7050
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de nae cinefil » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:12 am
hehehehe! o dimineatza racoroasa de inceput de mai va doresc!:)
sh-a revenit danone din conced! deci da de baut! ura!
bei, schinbu doi, atz lasat nejte sticle incepute shi netermenate sh-acuma pute shi pe coridor! rushinica!
sh-a revenit danone din conced! deci da de baut! ura!
bei, schinbu doi, atz lasat nejte sticle incepute shi netermenate sh-acuma pute shi pe coridor! rushinica!
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de memetshot » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:29 am
ba naie...asara am vrut sa fac un test cu apa plata de la tine. si in urma testului a reiesit ca arde fuarte frumos, in cana, cu o flacara albastra sinpatica.
la mine colea jos veni un frantzuz de la Du Pont cu o dacie Logan, pe care a parcat-o strategic fics langa un Clio.
considerente: Loganu e mai inalt decat clioul cu vor 10-15 cm
spatele la logan e mai misto
fatza la logan e mai misto
porbagajul lu logan are o intrare imensa
cz: din primele viziuni loganu e chiar o masina reusita...is curios cum o sta cu fiabilitatea
la mine colea jos veni un frantzuz de la Du Pont cu o dacie Logan, pe care a parcat-o strategic fics langa un Clio.
considerente: Loganu e mai inalt decat clioul cu vor 10-15 cm
spatele la logan e mai misto
fatza la logan e mai misto
porbagajul lu logan are o intrare imensa
cz: din primele viziuni loganu e chiar o masina reusita...is curios cum o sta cu fiabilitatea
I'm sorry, but the position of annoying, incoherent talking animal has already been taken
meropi, ramane cum am stabilit
meropi, ramane cum am stabilit
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memetshot - Mesaje: 7050
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de nae cinefil » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:47 am
bre memetule..., ce satz zic, sper ca nu ai flambat sh-alte lucruri pin casa! vez ma, ca aia nu se fierbe!:)
ashea zici de logan? ca pe mine ma cam roade sa-mi eau unu, da` dupe ce apare ala de 1.6, 16V, 115 cp!
ashea zici de logan? ca pe mine ma cam roade sa-mi eau unu, da` dupe ce apare ala de 1.6, 16V, 115 cp!
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nae cinefil - Mesaje: 3740
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de nae cinefil » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:50 am
teoretic ar trebui sa tzi se para, practic, mai ales daca tzie tzi se pare, ie posibil sa nu mai aiba! da` poate nu mai are nevoie, ashea ca sa n-o imprumutzi tu cu ceva ban!:)
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de memetshot » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:55 am
bre naie.....chiar daca as putea sa o ferb...care ar fi scopu?
oricum dupe flambare iera super amuzanta: partea de sus era calda...jumatatea de jos era cu vro cateva grade bune mai rece si mai tare
ehe naie...pana scot motoru de 115 cred ca mai trece ceva vreme...sau e in curand?
oricum dupe flambare iera super amuzanta: partea de sus era calda...jumatatea de jos era cu vro cateva grade bune mai rece si mai tare
ehe naie...pana scot motoru de 115 cred ca mai trece ceva vreme...sau e in curand?
I'm sorry, but the position of annoying, incoherent talking animal has already been taken
meropi, ramane cum am stabilit
meropi, ramane cum am stabilit
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memetshot - Mesaje: 7050
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de nae cinefil » Mie Iul 07, 2004 8:57 am
1. inseamna ca ai o cana fuarte mare!:)
2. intra pe http://www.daciaclub.ro pentru detalii! au acolo un forum Logan numa` cu date, poze, comparatzii cu alte mashini etc!
2. intra pe http://www.daciaclub.ro pentru detalii! au acolo un forum Logan numa` cu date, poze, comparatzii cu alte mashini etc!
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de baixinho© » Mie Iul 07, 2004 9:02 am
|darken| care este
aiuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nenea anguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
pijchej, intr-o juma de ora macsim ma duxí£ rezolv problema.
aiuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nenea anguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
pijchej, intr-o juma de ora macsim ma duxí£ rezolv problema.
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care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
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de baixinho© » Mie Iul 07, 2004 9:05 am
huo lu tester care vria rau la uamini. huo.
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care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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baixinho© - Mesaje: 14117
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de nae cinefil » Mie Iul 07, 2004 9:16 am
baixule, stai calm mah, ca transpiri! ce dreaq urli ashea p`aiciea, ca sh-asha ma duare capu din motive de multe beri reci asara! te rog io, mai in shoapta!
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