C.M - nu suntem tampiti sa incercam sa civilizam o societate asa ca ne doare la salam
de nae cinefil » Joi Dec 02, 2004 9:11 am
aiule, intrebarea matale ma mangaie duios pe orgoliu! mere beton, multzam! daca erea dupe mine, dormeam in ea o saptamana, da` o zis consuarta ca daca dorm acolo nema sex pe bancheta din spate, ashea ca...
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de eyewitness » Joi Dec 02, 2004 9:14 am
file merluc
ce consum mediu are?
ce consum mediu are?
If you want to be a hippie, put a flower in your peepee
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de piskeshu » Joi Dec 02, 2004 9:14 am
paiatzec scrie:Inchid acum caietul
Shi sper sa pot dormi.
Pornesc apoi razboiul:
Doar eu shi tzantzarii!
Genial final, Cecule! ce conflicte existentiale ai tu cu tzantzarii astia domne, de te-ndeamna sa scrii poezii.
Prezumtia de prostie se aplica tuturor !!!
"This used to be a fun house, but now is full of evil clowns..."
"This used to be a fun house, but now is full of evil clowns..."
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de nae cinefil » Joi Dec 02, 2004 9:18 am
aiule, cica 5, 5 jumate, datz spun io sigur peste o saptamana!
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de Publius » Joi Dec 02, 2004 10:04 am
A Guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bum. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
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de gaga » Joi Dec 02, 2004 10:06 am
bre tutz bancurili ca mi-ai luat fatza si linku asta de mic angajament:
http://www.fanclub.ro/attachment.php?attachmentid=11064
na, loatzi
http://www.fanclub.ro/attachment.php?attachmentid=11064
na, loatzi
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de neatza » Joi Dec 02, 2004 10:21 am
neatza !
nu am eo prea multa vreme az, da tot am gasit ceva timp sa va povestesc urmatuarea discutzie care sa intanplat martz seara intro crajma. Convorbituarele, evident, doo gagici:
- Auzi, da ce s-a intamplat cu tine ? Ca tu erai omniprezenta.
- Unde eram omniprezenta ?
- Cum unde ? Peste tot !
nu am eo prea multa vreme az, da tot am gasit ceva timp sa va povestesc urmatuarea discutzie care sa intanplat martz seara intro crajma. Convorbituarele, evident, doo gagici:
- Auzi, da ce s-a intamplat cu tine ? Ca tu erai omniprezenta.
- Unde eram omniprezenta ?
- Cum unde ? Peste tot !
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de gaga » Joi Dec 02, 2004 11:52 am
nu trebi, lene. si sa-i phoota toti maidanezii pe aia care trantesc tzevi pe beton ca m-au imbolnavit de imina, le doresc ce le dorejte aiu la italieni si rds.
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de supermouse » Joi Dec 02, 2004 12:51 pm
da pune shi tu un avertisment ceva, ca-mi cazura ochii pe tastatura la poza aia . De unde o luaratzi- fun curs de tratamentul acneei ?
riiiiiiiiiight................
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de gaga » Joi Dec 02, 2004 12:57 pm
mauzule tomna asta era ideea, sa patza toti ce am patit io cand am vazut poza aia, ce, numa mie sa mi se zburleasca paru-n cap, sa-mi iasa doo fire albe, sa scuip in san "piei drace" si sa-mi cada senvishu cu fasule batuta pe tastatura producand in documentul la care lucram zicala: "osao;jfsa][\^%$#$"/JKFSDUFDSiopOIUFDE???
sa mai aiba si altii cojmare, nu numa io.
sa mai aiba si altii cojmare, nu numa io.
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de baixinho© » Joi Dec 02, 2004 1:01 pm
SODylicutzelu, 
ANTI
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
care stie sa sparga conturi de yahoo si are nevoie de nejte banutzi, sa-m dea pimeu. da sa nu vina cu programe d-alea de sa trimit vechiul cont + noul cont si noua parola la nuj ce adresa ca-l injur de mama. (imi asum responsabilitatea acestui anunt)
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de cubu » Joi Dec 02, 2004 1:05 pm
daneto, uite bre threadu asta, la ce dracu il mai tii la importante?
http://www.fanclub.ro/showthread.php?t=10474
Si nu mai pune ma poze cu copii mutanti pe aici, ca fac vreo emotie d-aia la creer si ma ai pe constiinta.
http://www.fanclub.ro/showthread.php?t=10474
Si nu mai pune ma poze cu copii mutanti pe aici, ca fac vreo emotie d-aia la creer si ma ai pe constiinta.
indescifrabil
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de supermouse » Joi Dec 02, 2004 1:19 pm
danone, sa-tz fie rushine
bai za uei- stiu ca tre sa-tz aduc un sidiu cu Rush da nu mai tzin minte care
bai za uei- stiu ca tre sa-tz aduc un sidiu cu Rush da nu mai tzin minte care
riiiiiiiiiight................
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de nae cinefil » Joi Dec 02, 2004 1:24 pm
deci ototurismu nue dacia 500, ca sa nu fac concurentza unui oarecare matiz roshu! da` ie pe motorina, deci se puate 5-5.5 l/100 km!
emgi, bine tz-ai revenitara pintre noi!
emgi, bine tz-ai revenitara pintre noi!
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