Easy Rider:
Wyatt: You got a helmet?
George: Oh, oh I've got a helmet! (Laughs) I got a beauty!
F(r)aze antologice din filme
de wwritza » Mie Feb 18, 2004 7:09 pm
Sex and the city, ultima serie
samantha, care descopera ca are cancer, merge la medic. tipa se teme ca de prea mult sex si o viata destul de dezordonata e bolnava acum. in sala de asteptare a cabinetului cunoaste o maicutza. care, desi nu facuse in viata ei sex, avea aceasi boala - cancer.
discutie intre samantha si maicutza:
"- you never had sex in your life? ??
- no
- but ....are you allowed to masturbate??
- i've never asked!"
samantha, care descopera ca are cancer, merge la medic. tipa se teme ca de prea mult sex si o viata destul de dezordonata e bolnava acum. in sala de asteptare a cabinetului cunoaste o maicutza. care, desi nu facuse in viata ei sex, avea aceasi boala - cancer.
discutie intre samantha si maicutza:
"- you never had sex in your life? ??
- no
- but ....are you allowed to masturbate??
- i've never asked!"
I know who I am and what I am about but I enjoy the journey more than the arival and feel that life for me is about increasing my understanding of the world...
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Vreau sa zic...
de Aurolacul » Mie Feb 18, 2004 11:20 pm
Empire Strikes Back: "I am your father!!" shi acel "Noooooo!"
Dirty harry: "You got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?" "Well do ya?"
Gone with the vantu': "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Dirty harry: "You got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky?" "Well do ya?"
Gone with the vantu': "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
"For evil men to succeed all it takes is for good men to do nothing"
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de wwritza » Sâm Feb 28, 2004 3:57 am
Fraze antologice din Stand by me :
God must love stupid people...he made so many
"Did your Mom ever have any kids that lived?"
"Why don't you cook your dick?"
"It'd be a small meal."
Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy ?
Teddy: He's a dog, he's definitely a dog
Chris: He can't be a dog he wears a hat and drives a car
Vern: thats weird. What the hell is Goofy?
chris: come on Teddy act your age
Teddy: This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.
God must love stupid people...he made so many
"Did your Mom ever have any kids that lived?"
"Why don't you cook your dick?"
"It'd be a small meal."
Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy ?
Teddy: He's a dog, he's definitely a dog
Chris: He can't be a dog he wears a hat and drives a car
Vern: thats weird. What the hell is Goofy?
chris: come on Teddy act your age
Teddy: This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.
I know who I am and what I am about but I enjoy the journey more than the arival and feel that life for me is about increasing my understanding of the world...
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de blushenka » Sâm Feb 28, 2004 4:38 pm
Imi place thread-ul asta! (rating = excellent).
Sa adaug si eu cateva:
1. In primul rand, cum poti sa mentionezi Braveheart fara a aminti de faza antologica cand toti scotienii isi ridica kilt-urile, si-si arata 'fata' apoi 'dosul' englezilor, si asta in timpul bataliei! hmmm... o fi vreo strategie de intimidare a dusmanului
. Tot din Braveheart: Wallace, cu o atitudine foarte tupeista, spune trimisului regelui cu care trebuie sa negocieze sa paraseasca campul de batalie, altfel nu vor scapa nici unul cu viata. Si adauga: "before we let you leave, your commander must present himself in front of this army, put his head between his legs and kiss his own arse".
2. cea mai criminala replica din orice film de comedie (parerea mea!) = Din Zoolander: Lui Zoolander i se pune pata ca vrea sa infiinteze un centru de ajutorare a copiilor care nu citesc bine 'and who want to lean to do other stuff too' (da, chiar asa se cheama centrul).Muggatu afla si ca sa-l atraga in cursa, il cheama pe la el si-i arata macheta viitorului centru. Zoolander se uita urat la el si intreaba daca vrea cumva sa-si bata joc de el. Iti imchipui ca poate i-a venit in sfarsit mintea la cap si-si da seama ca Muggatu e un sarlatan, dar chiar atunci vine replica brilianta: "What is this? What IS this? A centre for ants?? (...) This has to be at least..10 times bigger!" LOOOOL!
3. Si acuma una serioasa; din Return of the King: Aragorn, Gandalf et al sunt in fata Portii Negre, pregatindu-se de lupta. Dintr-o data din turnul lui Sauron, se aude o voce: 'Aragorn, Elessar'. (Pentru cei care au vazut toata trilogia: vocea asta e aceeasi cu vocea inelului de la sfarsitul lui FOTR). Aragorn face cativa pasi inainte, apoi se intoarce catre ceilalti, cu o expresie indescifrabila. Toata lumea e in expectativa, liniste mormantala. Deodata, Aragorn spune: 'For Frodo!' si se repede inainte cu sabia. Hobbitii se reped imediat dupa el, cu sabiile scoase. O secunda mai tarziu, se dezmeticesc si ceilati, si fuga si ei...si lupta incepe. Tot din ROTK: the Ride of the Rohirrim: Theoden striga: 'Ride now! Ride now!' si urmeaza o vedere larga asupra armatei Rohirrimilor, si a cerului la apus. 'Ride for ruin and the world's ending!Death!' Si intreaga armata striga 'Death!' and away they go... praf si pulbere fac tot ce sta in calea lor. (asta pana vin olifantii
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Sa adaug si eu cateva:
1. In primul rand, cum poti sa mentionezi Braveheart fara a aminti de faza antologica cand toti scotienii isi ridica kilt-urile, si-si arata 'fata' apoi 'dosul' englezilor, si asta in timpul bataliei! hmmm... o fi vreo strategie de intimidare a dusmanului
. Tot din Braveheart: Wallace, cu o atitudine foarte tupeista, spune trimisului regelui cu care trebuie sa negocieze sa paraseasca campul de batalie, altfel nu vor scapa nici unul cu viata. Si adauga: "before we let you leave, your commander must present himself in front of this army, put his head between his legs and kiss his own arse".
2. cea mai criminala replica din orice film de comedie (parerea mea!) = Din Zoolander: Lui Zoolander i se pune pata ca vrea sa infiinteze un centru de ajutorare a copiilor care nu citesc bine 'and who want to lean to do other stuff too' (da, chiar asa se cheama centrul
).Muggatu afla si ca sa-l atraga in cursa, il cheama pe la el si-i arata macheta viitorului centru. Zoolander se uita urat la el si intreaba daca vrea cumva sa-si bata joc de el. Iti imchipui ca poate i-a venit in sfarsit mintea la cap si-si da seama ca Muggatu e un sarlatan, dar chiar atunci vine replica brilianta: "What is this? What IS this? A centre for ants?? (...) This has to be at least..10 times bigger!" LOOOOL!
3. Si acuma una serioasa; din Return of the King: Aragorn, Gandalf et al sunt in fata Portii Negre, pregatindu-se de lupta. Dintr-o data din turnul lui Sauron, se aude o voce: 'Aragorn, Elessar'. (Pentru cei care au vazut toata trilogia: vocea asta e aceeasi cu vocea inelului de la sfarsitul lui FOTR). Aragorn face cativa pasi inainte, apoi se intoarce catre ceilalti, cu o expresie indescifrabila. Toata lumea e in expectativa, liniste mormantala. Deodata, Aragorn spune: 'For Frodo!' si se repede inainte cu sabia. Hobbitii se reped imediat dupa el, cu sabiile scoase. O secunda mai tarziu, se dezmeticesc si ceilati, si fuga si ei...si lupta incepe. Tot din ROTK: the Ride of the Rohirrim: Theoden striga: 'Ride now! Ride now!' si urmeaza o vedere larga asupra armatei Rohirrimilor, si a cerului la apus. 'Ride for ruin and the world's ending!Death!' Si intreaga armata striga 'Death!' and away they go... praf si pulbere fac tot ce sta in calea lor. (asta pana vin olifantii
)[size=-2]Stop dreaming,
People who say that are blaspheming,
They're doing nine to five and moaning,
They don't want you succeeding when they've blown it.[/size]
People who say that are blaspheming,
They're doing nine to five and moaning,
They don't want you succeeding when they've blown it.[/size]
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de wwritza » Sâm Feb 28, 2004 4:54 pm
Faza super mishto, nu stiu si cat de antologica, in Stand by me.
Concurs de mancat placinte, concurenti vreo 5 printre care si un pushti obez si cu fatza simpatica. Dupa un numar impresionant de placinte halite, i se face rau...vomita pe concurentul de langa el, asta vomita pe cel de langa el...si tot asa....vomitatul se propaga si toti, inclusiv cei care asistau la concurs ...vomita ..yeak
Concurs de mancat placinte, concurenti vreo 5 printre care si un pushti obez si cu fatza simpatica. Dupa un numar impresionant de placinte halite, i se face rau...vomita pe concurentul de langa el, asta vomita pe cel de langa el...si tot asa....vomitatul se propaga si toti, inclusiv cei care asistau la concurs ...vomita ..yeak
I know who I am and what I am about but I enjoy the journey more than the arival and feel that life for me is about increasing my understanding of the world...
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de b0nechina » Vin Mar 12, 2004 1:53 pm
Am primit pe mail si bag aici, desi cred ca ar merita un subiect separat... schimbati extensia in .xls.
Eu intai m-am ofticat ca nu recunosc nimic, pe urma m-am prins de cateva, am ajuns la 12, inca mai "lucrez".
Rog sa nu spoiliti distractia oamenilor, chiar daca va mananca destele... si mare atentie la spelling. Enjoy!
later edit: cu adanca nefericire va anunt ca unele din titluri sunt in italiana, ceea ce mie mi se pare frustrant si m-am enervat. X-(
Eu intai m-am ofticat ca nu recunosc nimic, pe urma m-am prins de cateva, am ajuns la 12, inca mai "lucrez".
Rog sa nu spoiliti distractia oamenilor, chiar daca va mananca destele... si mare atentie la spelling. Enjoy!
later edit: cu adanca nefericire va anunt ca unele din titluri sunt in italiana, ceea ce mie mi se pare frustrant si m-am enervat. X-(
Nu aveţi permisiunea de a vizualiza fişierele ataşate acestui mesaj.
If this doesn't make you smile
You don't have to cry
If this isn't making sense
It doesn't make it lies
You don't have to cry
If this isn't making sense
It doesn't make it lies
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de catharsis » Vin Mar 12, 2004 3:07 pm
eu am nimerit 13 la o prima verificare. nu scriu nimic?
there is no catharsis
cathartic media
cathartic media
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de Oribilul Mosh » Vin Mar 12, 2004 3:35 pm
eu m-am oprit la 14. la doua m-a ajutat eye, iar la una mi-a zis b0ne cum se spune in italiana. marfa de marfa jocu' .
IEZECHIIL 25.17: Voi săvârşi asupra lor cumplită răzbunare prin pedepse grozave şi vor cunoaşte ca eu sunt Domnul, când voi săvârşi asupra lor răzbunarea mea.
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de eyewitness » Vin Mar 12, 2004 3:49 pm
io la 15 , 2 ajutuare de la mosh si unu de la fane cu arancia meccanica ma-sii
If you want to be a hippie, put a flower in your peepee
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de Lord Barty » Vin Mar 12, 2004 9:44 pm
42 la final... sa ma bata cucu daca stiu mai multe )...
Respekt!
)...
Respekt!
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de stefan » Lun Mar 15, 2004 6:27 pm
Am lista completa, pentru cine vrea sa verifice. Normal ca am trisat . Jucand corect am nimerit vreo 20 sau 21 (fara a avea prea mare rabdare), si si-asa unele le-am ghicit facand conexiuni de-a dreptul ciudate. A ghicit cineva 53?
. Jucand corect am nimerit vreo 20 sau 21 (fara a avea prea mare rabdare), si si-asa unele le-am ghicit facand conexiuni de-a dreptul ciudate. A ghicit cineva 53?subpolar homesick fane
"This here post might offend you some
If it doesn't it's because you're dumb"
"This here post might offend you some
If it doesn't it's because you're dumb"
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de stefan » Lun Mar 15, 2004 7:50 pm
Cand ajung maine la serviciu ti-o trimit pe pemeu. Pan-atunci, vezi ca-s unele scrise gresit (ex. Four Wedding and a Funeral), altele au un spatiu la sfarsit, lasat de cascatii care-au facut fisierul (ex. "A Clockwork Orange "), altele au si greseli de ortogratie si un spatiu la sfarsit ("Crouching Tiger Hiden Dragon ").
subpolar homesick fane
"This here post might offend you some
If it doesn't it's because you're dumb"
"This here post might offend you some
If it doesn't it's because you're dumb"
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de Lord Barty » Vin Mar 19, 2004 9:29 pm
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de vali » Lun Mar 22, 2004 9:24 am
b0nechina scrie:Am primit pe mail si bag aici, desi cred ca ar merita un subiect separat... schimbati extensia in .xls.
49/63
nu am rabdare sa le ghicesc, plus ca unele sunt scrise gresit ;g
some people deserve to die
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de Martin Eden » Vin Mar 26, 2004 2:14 pm
29 si merg mai departe .....
Desteptii nu moare niciodata!!!
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big lebowski, again...
de Aliosha » Lun Mai 10, 2004 2:11 am
DUDE AND WALTER
Each with a beer at the scoring table.
WALTER
Sure you'll see some tank battles.
But fighting in desert is very
different from fighting in canopy
jungle.
DUDE
Uh-huh.
WALTER
I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war
whereas, uh, this thing should be a
fucking cakewalk. I mean I had an
M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking
tank. Just me and Charlie, man,
eyeball to eyeball.
DUDE
Yeah.
WALTER
That's fuckin' combat. The man in
the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy
fuckin' adversary.
DONNY
Who's in pyjamas, Walter?
WALTER
Shut the fuck up, Donny. Not a bunch
of fig-eaters with towels on their
heads tryin' to find reverse on a
Soviet tank. This is not a worthy--
Each with a beer at the scoring table.
WALTER
Sure you'll see some tank battles.
But fighting in desert is very
different from fighting in canopy
jungle.
DUDE
Uh-huh.
WALTER
I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war
whereas, uh, this thing should be a
fucking cakewalk. I mean I had an
M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking
tank. Just me and Charlie, man,
eyeball to eyeball.
DUDE
Yeah.
WALTER
That's fuckin' combat. The man in
the black pyjamas, Dude. Worthy
fuckin' adversary.
DONNY
Who's in pyjamas, Walter?
WALTER
Shut the fuck up, Donny. Not a bunch
of fig-eaters with towels on their
heads tryin' to find reverse on a
Soviet tank. This is not a worthy--
"Against modern football."
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de vali » Sâm Sep 04, 2004 5:21 pm
- i felt something bite my leg! is it a shark?
- honey, if that was a shark, ur leg was gone!
open water, 2004
acelasi citat si in "the devils advocate"
- honey, if that was a shark, ur leg was gone!
open water, 2004
Rolo Tomasi scrie:The Usual Suspects: aprox. : " The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the people believe he doesn't exist"
acelasi citat si in "the devils advocate"
some people deserve to die
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City of Angels
de superbiggy » Sâm Sep 04, 2004 9:18 pm
personal m-a impresionat gestul lui Seth (Nicholas Cage) din City of Angels atunci cind a renuntat la statutul de inger pentru a fi impreuna cu Maggie (Meg Ryan)
la fel de intens m-a intristat si deznodamantul povestii, se bucura de iubirea sa numai pentru 24 de ore,caci ea moare a doua zi iar el ramane muritor si mai presus de toate singur.
la fel de intens m-a intristat si deznodamantul povestii, se bucura de iubirea sa numai pentru 24 de ore,caci ea moare a doua zi iar el ramane muritor si mai presus de toate singur.
Profesional oricum oriunde oricind .
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de vali » Sâm Sep 04, 2004 10:21 pm
Nicky Santoro : A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
casino, 1995
casino, 1995
some people deserve to die
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