F(r)aze antologice din filme

[kant emir]

In plina slujba de inmormantare, tzaraie un mobil. Posesorul il scoate si raspunde (chipurile discret), moment in care pastorul il atentioneaza:
<Fiule, daca nu cumva e insusi Isus cel care te cauta, inchide mobilul ala!>

[bhuttu]

nu strica sa zici si filmul...

[gigica]

Din "Parfum de femeie" cu Al Pacino
"Legs...they can be long or short, they can be like greek columns, but aaaaaaaah, what's between them, it's the passport to Heaven"

[kant emir]

Ilarion Ciobanu (Traian - adica "bace Traian, ca n-am recrutat amandoi odata!", in "nushce si ardelenii"), il vede pe Jean Constanin ca citeste o rugaciune la capataiul unui mort (pe care mi se pare ca tocmai il impuscase - el, J Constantin, ca nuscum il chema in film) si-l intreaba (timid - respectuos): "dumneavoastra ... binevoiti a fi ... preot?"

[incoherent]

Din Maverick-la masa de poker din saloon cand e intrebat daca a fost mereu "gutless" Mav spune :Yes,or at least for as long as I can remember.My old pappi has a saying-He who fights and runs away can ...aaa live to run another day.
Cand e intrebat ce are cu indienii,Mav zice ceva de genu-nimik,incerc sa impusc unu in fiecare zi,tu ce parere ai batrane?si mosu -I guess it's theyre fault too for bein' on our land before we got here

[stefan]

Din "East of Eden" (ăla cu James Dean din '55, am inţeles că există şi remake), scena in care maică-sa ii dă cei 5000 de parai:

Kate:
Your father. He's the purest man there is, isn't he? He thought he had me all tied up with his purity.
And now I give you part of the money that I made... to save him his purity.
If you don't think that's funny, you'd better not go to college.

Cal:
Okay

[vali]

- Who are you?
- I have so many names..
- Satan!
- Call me Dad.

devil's advocate

[RajaF]

Probabil ca au mai fost postate pe aici dar astea sunt doua dintre preferatele mele (as putea umple tot threadul )

Din Four Rooms (1995)

[When asked how his first day is going]
[Ted the bellhop when asked how his first day is going]
Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches.

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[tzache]

Să trăiiiiiţi! Să trăiţi, tovarăşu căpitan! De cind vă aşeptam! O cafeluţă, o biscuite?

Dem Rădulescu in BD la mare şi la munte

[bhuttu]

Una dementiala, in opinia mea:

"Acum tu ma jignesti pe mine. Eu am un mare respect pentru uniforma militara. Dar pentru mine armata inseamna capitanul Walter Maracineanu, colonelul MIhail Cristodulo Cerchez, maresalul Averescu si generalul Berthelot. Nu maresalul vostru de cacat!"

"Niki Ardelean, colonel in rezerva", Romania 2002, scenariu Cristi Puiu.
Florin Tufaru (Rasvan Vasilescu) intr-o discutie absolut cacatoare(copirait) cu Niki Ardelean (Victor Rebengiuc) despre 23 august.

[vali]

Frankie: Two Beers, please. l suppose sucking my cock's out of the question?

Bar woman: l suppose it is, seeing as my old man's over there and he's a Big cunt.

The Business, 2005

[vali]

Sopranos, sezonul IV
Gloria Trillo parcheaza masina si urca pe Stugots. Piesa de la combina e Van Morrison - Gloria.

Sopranos, sezonul II
Tony, Sil, Paulie si Pussy urca pe Stugots cu gandul sa il omoare pe cel din urma. Cand coboara in cala, la combina piesa este Frank Sinatra - Baubles, bangles and beads

[vali]

Dirty, 2005

- I've been loial, carnal
- Loial to whom, that's the problem

[Gainusa69]

deci din cate imi aduk aminte din filme cel mai marfa cred ca a fost faza din Patimile lui Hristos ...Atunci ca Isus se ruga in gradina Getsimani si apare Satana si dupa vb lor la un moment spune Satana '' cine este Tatal tau , cine esti Tu" super tare faza daca o intelegi...

[memetshot]

deci, discutiile despre gay, copchii, adoptii, casatorii.., imi aduc aminte de Life of Brian

FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--
STAN:Or woman.
FRANCIS:Or woman... to rid himself--
STAN:Or herself.
FRANCIS:Or herself.
REG: Agreed.
FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.
STAN: Or sister.
FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?
REG: I think you'd finished.
FRANCIS:Oh. Right.
REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
STAN:Or woman.
REG:Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.
STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS:Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN:I want to be one.
REG: What?
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA:I want to have babies.
REG:You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
JUDITH: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What's the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

[jiji]

Man Bites Dog - un mockumentary despre un serial killer care e tot timpul insotit de o echipa de filmare in timp ce-si omoara victimele. E o comedie neagra belgiana, care de la un moment te pune pe ganduri totusi.

Faza are loc astfel: Benoit (killeru) se da drept lucrator la serviciile sociale si intra la o batrana in apartament ca sa-i ia chipurile un interviu. Este urmat imediat de echipa de filmare si dupa cateva replici inofensive se apuca de "interviu" (e asezat pe canapea langa batrana):

- May I ask my first question?

- Of course.

- Tell me, Madam,
among your friends and acquaintances,
does anyone visit you regularly?

- I have acquaintances...
but I get along with everybody.
They call me Granny...

(urlet in urechea batranei)
- GRANNY SNUFF, EVER BEEN SNUFFED OUT?

(se intoarce zambind catre camera)
- This is a special case.
When I came in, I immediately noticed the box of Sedocar.
You may not know this,but Sedocar is a drug for heart patients.
So I just freaked her out, which saves me a bullet.
It's also much easier on the neighbors, on me, and on her.
I like to try out new work methods.
(arunca o privire catre batrana cazuta pe canapea)
She's fading fast now.

[Djinn]

Din The Black Adder II - sunt o gramada, dar unul m-a inmuiat de tot (redau aproximativ):

Queen (Miranda Richardson - delicioasa si alintata): Edmund, what would you do without me?
Edmund (Rowan Atkinson, lookin' gooood ): My Queen... life without you would be like a broken pencil...
Queen (confused): and that means?
Edmund (f. serios): pointless.

[Shaki]

Jesus: You think God belongs only to you? He doesn't. God is an immortal spirit who belongs to everybody, to the whole world. You think you're special? God is not an Israelite.

din: "The Last Temptation of Christ" (1988)