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Mesajde nederlande » Joi Ian 23, 2003 6:48 am

hey old fart ... "at lunch I ate only sandwiches ... I didn't want serios food" ... what the hell is serious food ? ... something like normal lunch for regular ppl? :T

alex, is that letter for real or is it just a prank?
also ... " Last night I went after a slut all the way to Navodari!!! Can you believe this shit?? " dud3 ... did she steal ur wallet by any chance ?;D
(or were u really NEEDY?)

vali "i love y'all, kiss my ass!!!" hehehehe ... good 1 :moon:
what hapens if i love ur g/f 2 ? can i ... ;D

yeah ... started snowing heavilly 2day ... must have snowed @ least 10 cm.
it's a good thing, i guess ... coz now i can go in the rockies 4 some dayz and *break my back/legs while snowboardin, can push my girlfriend in the snow and 'rub' her [ "o frek" ... literally u pervs ], can write my name in the snow [ piss for the connaisseures], do 180s with my car.
what's bad ?! ... -25C and i'm freezin my ass off ... thank God not gonna b workin 4 some time

no, didn't c the The Two Towers ... not into fairy-tales *borin crap*. if i HAVE TO watch 1 ... i'd rather switch 2 a latin telenovela with hot brunette latinas :O
got a chance 2 c 'the hot chick' last week ... funny shit in a retard kinda way.


ciao ... no tuborg / ursus 4 me
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Mesajde vali » Joi Ian 23, 2003 6:53 am

Initial trimis de Nicholas_Alex
"Diana" a small bottle a day.. :D


we want pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mesajde MiG29 » Vin Ian 24, 2003 12:54 am

Well, it`s been more than 48 hours since i last posted something here,so here goes...:D
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Vin Ian 24, 2003 9:42 am

Well, my friends, yesterday I accomplished my latest assignment at work. One of many 3G network elements is ready to be delivered!!! Damn... is a piece of art! Is powered with dual Intel 4 cpu´s, 4Gb DDRAM, optical fibre, 10/100/1000base T-link, Linux software, etc....is beautiful!!!

We even opened a bottle of champagne...

..hmmm...I already said to much....:)
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Mar Ian 28, 2003 2:16 pm

As many of you may know, YM is infested with people who seem to have nothing to do but bothering other users. One of them came to me today...here are the "best" parts:

[12:36] RAIN^GODESS> hi
[12:36] mineuvon> who r u?
[12:36] RAIN^GODESS> me...
[12:36] RAIN^GODESS> 18 f saudi arabia
[12:36] RAIN^GODESS> known as paganwinter
[12:37] mineuvon> saudi arabia? thats a country with niggers, aint it?
[12:37] RAIN^GODESS> nop
[12:37] RAIN^GODESS> it's in asia
[12:37] RAIN^GODESS> in teh middle east
[12:37] RAIN^GODESS> near israel
[12:38] mineuvon> yeah, thanks for the geogrphic info, but i do have a map
[12:38] RAIN^GODESS> look for it
[12:38] mineuvon> i fucking know where saudi arabia is! i was mocking u
[12:38] RAIN^GODESS> ok
[12:38] RAIN^GODESS> good
[12:39] mineuvon> and dont u niggers be talking about winter, damnit... if u lived in finland or norway, u could know what a true
winter is about
[12:39] RAIN^GODESS> iam not nigger
[12:39] RAIN^GODESS> iam jordanian
[12:39] RAIN^GODESS> living in saudi arabia
[12:39] RAIN^GODESS> !
[12:40] mineuvon> well there are niggers in jordania too... and jews/muslims
[12:40] RAIN^GODESS> no niggers..
[12:40] RAIN^GODESS> no jews
[12:40] RAIN^GODESS> only chrestians and muslims
[12:40] mineuvon> well ok, ur a semi-nigger... that aint any better anyway
[12:41] RAIN^GODESS> what makes you thinl iam one or even half one??
[12:41] mineuvon> well, 99.9% ppl living there are
[12:42] RAIN^GODESS> nop you mistaken...
[12:42] RAIN^GODESS> we are white ppl..
[12:42] RAIN^GODESS> niggers are in africa
[12:42] RAIN^GODESS> mostley
[12:42] mineuvon> u white? u dunno what white is, i do, i am of the pure nordic race
[12:43] mineuvon> and u sure aint
[12:43] RAIN^GODESS> wana trade..videos...
[12:43] RAIN^GODESS> i got saudi death row
[12:43] RAIN^GODESS> by sword
[12:43] RAIN^GODESS> i shoted yesterday
[12:44] mineuvon> stuff ur nigger videos up ur nigger ass
[12:44] RAIN^GODESS> lol
[12:44] RAIN^GODESS> ok
[12:44] RAIN^GODESS> i will
[12:44] RAIN^GODESS> although iam not
[12:44] good, be sure that u do
[12:45] mineuvon> got a pic of urself then?
[12:45] mineuvon> if ur really white (hahaha(
[12:45] mineuvon> u gotta prove it
[12:45] RAIN^GODESS> i got but i dont need to prove it...
[12:45] RAIN^GODESS> bye
[12:46] RAIN^GODESS> iam is iam
[12:46] mineuvon> good point
[12:46] mineuvon> won any science compos lately?
[12:47] RAIN^GODESS> nop
[12:47] mineuvon> really? a rocket scientist like u should... i heard u niggers like to burn scientists at the stake for claiming
the world is round or trying to prove the moon aint cheese
[12:49] RAIN^GODESS> lol
[12:49] RAIN^GODESS> i bit you had an abused childhood
[12:50] mineuvon> i bet ur english teacher did too
[12:50] RAIN^GODESS> lol
[12:50] mineuvon> any last words before i save this log and put it to a forum for everyone to laugh at u and for stupid little
girls to call me a racist?
[12:53] RAIN^GODESS> lol
[12:53] RAIN^GODESS> go a head pls...
[12:53] RAIN^GODESS> and one comment pls
[12:54] RAIN^GODESS> dont forget to ban me from your list
[12:54] RAIN^GODESS> lol
[12:54] RAIN^GODESS> looser fucker white
[12:54] RAIN^GODESS> iam saving the log too
[12:54] RAIN^GODESS> lol
[12:54] mineuvon> be sure that u do
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Mesajde Aliosha » Mar Ian 28, 2003 6:20 pm

Initial trimis de Nicholas_Alex
[12:39] RAIN^GODESS> iam not nigger
[12:39] RAIN^GODESS> iam jordanian


they are called sand niggaz
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Mesajde MiG29 » Mie Ian 29, 2003 12:06 am

Alex,damn it man.They ain`t niggers.They`re just black:)And speak bad english.And unlike niggers CAN`T rap.All they do is pray all day long.:D
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Mesajde bhuttu » Mie Ian 29, 2003 2:08 am

Alex, I think you mistreated the poor girl. In my opinion, she was an arrabian "utza". She should look stupid, but you really gave her no chance. There are other methods to behave in these kind of situations. Did you know you have an "Ignore" option in YM?
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Mie Ian 29, 2003 8:36 am

Bhuttu, I don´t think she was a "utza"...more like a "he" than a "she"...for God´s sake, he (she) tried to trade some stupid death videos...:con:

I know the "Ignore" option, but sometimes I like to fool around..:)
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Mesajde bhuttu » Mie Ian 29, 2003 2:47 pm

It sounded to foolish to be a man to me. But, who knows...
Death videos are those small ".avi"-s in which people get killed in all sorts of ways? I have two or three of those, but I didn't know there are people that actually collect them. On the other hand, arabians might have a real passion in doing/collecting them. Oh, life's strange ways...
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Mesajde MiG29 » Joi Ian 30, 2003 12:20 am

Yes bhuttu arabians really love to collect execution videos.Their religion says that it`s wrong to watch porn movies but it`s all right to watch movies which show people getting killed...
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Mesajde Sydney » Sâm Feb 01, 2003 6:54 am

The Univers resumes to 3 simple questions:

1.Where do we come from?
2.Who is God?
3.Who let the dogs out?

:D
Good shit this is....mmmmm....

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Mesajde dEpEchEmIND » Vin Feb 07, 2003 11:00 pm

Hi peeps!( How I missed this topic!)
How are you tonight? What are you planning to do during the Easter holiday when it will be? I just can't wait it!I just can't wait for my birthday either!:p
I'm in a very good mood at this moment and I feel very happy. I have all I need: sugar, Spice and everything nice (kidding). This is the way I feel now and I'm wondering how will I feel tomorrow morning....
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Mesajde Oribilul Mosh » Sâm Feb 08, 2003 8:54 pm

Today was a delighful day for me. I was to Circus. I realy love that kind of show. In about ten minutes I'll take a sit in my big bed and I'll watch HBO specials from saturday night. Six Feet Under and Sex & The City. And after that..a must-see movie directed by a woman from Poland.

I wonder if Nicholas is in Navodari at this moment. I think he is. :ham:

Aliosha, you lazy bitch .....where are you ? I can't find ya on YM !
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Mesajde MiG29 » Dum Feb 09, 2003 12:02 am

Well,OM now those are some great things to do on a saturday night.I`d wish i could do the same but i had to spend the entire evening learning for my stupid exams.Life is so boring sometimes...
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Mesajde dEpEchEmIND » Dum Feb 09, 2003 1:04 pm

Hey darky! This comment belongs to you?
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Mesajde darkshines » Dum Feb 09, 2003 4:44 pm

no, but it's a damn good comment. i've always hated that song

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Mesajde dEpEchEmIND » Dum Feb 09, 2003 10:11 pm

Just wondering, because you called yourself Jo, isn't it? :p
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Mesajde darkshines » Dum Feb 09, 2003 10:46 pm

depeche, i'm having a rather hard time understanding your english. try to be a little more coherent.

i still call myself jo(i'm not dead yet, to your dissapointment) and it is although i have no idea what it actually means.

anywayz, if i did or did not post that comment doesn't matter, it's still a damn good comment! :D

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Mesajde dEpEchEmIND » Dum Feb 09, 2003 10:57 pm

You are Jo since you called yourself Jo.Is it so hard to understand?:p
I hate that song two..:D

PS: Why are you being so rude to me?:( Just trying to be friendly:a
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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Lun Feb 10, 2003 8:10 am

Well, well...this thread got life...nice. OM, I didn´t was in Navodari...that was one night stand...besides, I hate Navodari!! The only good thing in there, is a bakery, where you can get the best "Picos" (Spanish bread loops). And the seller is a 22yo very attractive, nice, outgoing girl!

Damn...my mom just took off this weekend, to New Jersey! I finally
got her the best present...a work place in USA..*lol* Well...is not really a work place, but she´ll get $350/month, free meal, all accomodations. I hope everything is going to be alright...she was abroad only once or twice, in Russia with my father, in the ´80s, and in Bulgaria...I think..:)

Darkshines...why are you so rude to depechemind? Why is everybody rude to depechemind??? Did she stole your horses? Everybodys horses? Is she a horse thief? They hung those some years ago....

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What have two legs, and bleed?
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Mesajde darkshines » Lun Feb 10, 2003 10:10 am

when i say new jersey i think of bon jovi. and that's a bad thing.

i hate that song three :)

i'm not being rude. i'm just criticizing your english :p don't take it personally, hun.

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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Lun Feb 10, 2003 11:02 am

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women, and it's not funny


Kí¤í¤k...wrong answer, Darky. ( do you really think I´m such an asshole??)

Try again...:)

Yeah...I heard once a Bon Jovi´s song...I hate it hundred....
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Mesajde darkshines » Lun Feb 10, 2003 11:11 am

whoops ( yeah :p )

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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Lun Feb 10, 2003 1:23 pm

Another riddle for you...the first one is still a mistery...:)

"You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
I haven't slept since I woke up
And found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker "

Who´s lyrics????
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Mesajde bhuttu » Lun Feb 10, 2003 2:55 pm

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I didn´t was in Navodari

A nice riddle:

What have two legs, and bleed?


Urghh. I wasn't. Or at least "I didn't go".

Half a dog?
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Mesajde darkshines » Lun Feb 10, 2003 7:46 pm

half a giraffe ?

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Mesajde Nicholas_Alex » Lun Feb 10, 2003 8:20 pm

Bhuttu, thanks for the tip! :o

Yeah...the answer to the first riddle is: half a rat...but also a dog or a giraffe is fine with me..:)

What about the second one? That´s not a joke, they really are
lyrics!!!

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Riddle:

There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
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Mesajde Pain in the Arse » Mar Feb 11, 2003 8:07 pm

Who dares to be rude with dEpEchEmIND? I'll teach him or her a lesson! :mad:
What is the topic around here? Only English? :p
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Mesajde gabuba » Mar Feb 11, 2003 10:31 pm

A new day! lol...
"taci" my bum! this is life! lol...
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