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de **darkshines** » Mar Feb 11, 2003 11:21 pm

the children ... made me into a snowman ... that i drank

de **catharsis** » Mar Feb 11, 2003 11:22 pm

wake up alone, it's hard to cry
even when you feel alive
the boredom makes you want to die
but you've got just one fuckin` life

forget my clothes, bring me my shrine
it's the day of fuckin` valentine
no soul to give, no tears to whine
on the day of fuckin` valentine

pink love sold in the plastic bag
the hate is free for you today
much better than a good old shag
you'll see me when i'll make you pay

kill all the hope and count to nine
it's the day of fuckin` valentine
it wasn't her, it was the wine
on the day of fuckin` valentine

the road i seek is still a lie
green eyes can't lead me there
they just make me feel high
and the is nothing i can't bear

just come to me `cause you're divine
it's the day of fuckin` valentine
your heart is good, your smile still shines
please give me head on valentine's

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Mie Feb 12, 2003 10:45 am

My dear eye , if you forget why you have two warnings...you should click on this link http://www.fanclub.ro/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5133 .
Do you look familiar ? Please tell me if I'm wrong. And also..corect me. I'm very bad with English ,as you see.

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mie Feb 12, 2003 7:59 pm

My cable went out a few weeks ago, and I couldn't watch "Stargate", so I had nothing better to do but drink some Cristal vodka. One of those idiot kids from next door, starts banging at my door, I answer it and think he's a burglar so I push him off down the stairs...he runs away and then his dad comes over, all pissed off and shit. I don't really care, so I tell him he can go back to his house and pump that pile of meatloaf he calls his wife. This pisses the asshole off even more, so I push him off down the stairs too...he landed right where his braindead kid did too, it was fucking hilarious. What a family of retards...

de **MiG29** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 1:27 am

1.Valentine`s Day SUCKS!!!! i mean all those flowers,red hearts,sweet talk,shitty music and that idiot love iz in the air feeling.Why do we have to import hollydays from other people.Tomorrow night i will stay indoors and listen to punk.
2.i wanted to say something but i forgot.I`m dumb,i know...

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 7:11 am

But Mig, isnÃ‚Â´t obvious? ValentineÃ‚Â´s day was made by mens, to get "some" from they girlfriends....

de **Draga** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 5:09 pm

Nicholas_Alex I don't know who made it - there is a legend of St. Valentine, but I don't remember the details right now - but I believe it is used by merchants to make us buy more and more of whatever they're selling! :mad:
And the Easter Bunny is another of their damn inventions... there's no such thing in our Easter traditions... I hate the Easter Bunny... God, I wish I had a gun and a hunter's permit... :p

Is it Wabbit Season yet ? ...lol

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 5:20 pm

*lol*...damn...have you ever visit http://www.iraq4u.com?? Is a must...they have a guestbook...I picked this out for you:

"Dear Iraq, we in britain have a tv show called ground force, its a program where a team of people come in and give your garden a new look. anyway we have decided to send you the RAF landscape gardeners to come in and give your country a whole new look.
bye for now "

"hi allmuslim are with the iraqi pepole"

:o

de **deampulea** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 5:43 pm

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But Mig, isnÃ‚Â´t obvious? ValentineÃ‚Â´s day was made by mens, to get "some" from they girlfriends....

alex: isn't it the other way? i mean i don't have to buy my girlfriend a present every time i sleep with her... but today, fuck, i had to shop for about half an hour

just a thought

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 6:06 pm

Hmm...not a bad ideea, Mr. Deampulea! So, womans made ValentineÃ‚Â´s Day, to get presents from us!...goddamn it! They tricked us again! Shit!

You are lucky...you get laid every time you want...I have to wait for days like this one...

BTW, whatÃ‚Â´s deampulea in english?

de **deampulea** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 6:26 pm

i mean don't get me wrong... i still get that i have a headache shit

btw why don't they find a better excuse? i think because they don't even bother to find another one ... those bitches (you that if there are three of them, they are tritches

)

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 8:17 pm

Today I was in the park to delight myself with a clasical winter day.There I steped on the frozen lake and I go on to the midle...where I met a few nice fishermen. I talked with them..and after a while they ofered me some vodka. I refuse it. I should prefer a sandwich . Those men have a wonderful dog...who run up and down to the ice. I didn't play with the doggy because I was afraid of his feroces bite.
On the other side of the lake I saw some wild ducks and sea gulls. I went to them....and there I found a child with his gran'pap. They were throwing small slices of bread to the ducks and seagulls. Those birds are pretty fuckin' animals. I tried to catch one or two for my meal...but I didn't succed.

I also went to the Mall. I saw there some fine watches named Longines. The prices for them is about 30-40.000.000. When I'll be some rich bastard..I'll buy six or seven. :p

About Valentines day...I quote Darky : "nobody loves me" . :cry:

Potbeli & Blaubar ..salute you all.

de **darkshines** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 8:20 pm

valentine's day sucks! but happy birthday vali!

p.s. mosh, give my love to potbeli and blaubar

de **Aliks_2003** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 8:49 pm

Well, let's see.......I have to say something in English, but i don't know what????????!!!!! I saw people writing about Valentine's Day, others about their boring life...Did you notice that on Muzica Buna.ro they wrote Valantine's Day instead of Valentine's Day!!!Duhhhhh......Anyway...I live in Bucharest and my life is quite boring.........My parents are divorced......Ooooo, I remembered what I wanted to say: I like your idea of making an English Topic....

de **MiG29** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 10:41 pm

Yeah,Valentine`s Day sucks.However i do belive i`ve said that before.Tonight i drank 3 beers and now i want to learn for my final exam but i`m not quite in the mood,got it?:)

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Feb 14, 2003 11:30 pm

What the hell are you crying for??? DonÃ‚Â´t you have nothing better to so, but feeling sorry for yourselfs? Goddamn it, people!

I just saw "Behind enemy line" (Gene Hackman), and this boy, this soldier, was alone behind enemy lins, hordes of serbs where hunting him, and I didnÃ‚Â´t see him crying like a baby! That was a real man! Saint Valentine was a good person, he give his life for this day, so all of youÃ‚Â´ll remember your friends...or something.

OM, reading your todays report, I remember something:

In the 90Ã‚Â´s, we was in Finland, in a place called Imatra, near the border with Russia. The place where we lived, was made by Red Cross, for refugees. We never had enough food....near was a small lake, where we went a lot fishing, sometimes getting real big salmons. And some wild ducks were always there too. We tried to catch them a few times, but they were so quick, always flying away before we can come even close. But little but little they start knowing us, and in the end, we got all of them (7-8). They looked so big, but when we plucked them, there was food only for one!

Anyway, I remember after a time, Ms Maiju (a Red Cross employee), came to us and said:
" Please, can you stop fishing by the lake? The neighbours complained that you scared the ducks away, they flaw somewhere else now"

Yeh...the flaw in our stomac...*lol*

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Sâm Feb 15, 2003 12:40 am

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Saint Valentine was a good person, he give his life for this day, so all of youÃ‚Â´ll remember your friends...or something.

I see that you're a wise man. I read your words and I feel happy. Now I'm thinking at my friends. Real life friends or web friends. So...I'm thinking even at Nicholas....my buddy from the board....and soon I hope my buddy in real life. I hope that we'll have cool adventures at Navodari.

I just saw a french movie named "A la foile...pas du tout". Althought, Merlucius transleted me the name of that movie ..yesterday....I forgot its meaning. Mireille , please help us. I know that you're very good at french.

I like very much France. Especialy french kisses. :p....and french fries too.

de **Aliosha** » Sâm Feb 15, 2003 5:30 am

Heya webboarders

Well it's Friday night, Valentine's day but the thing is I just got home from work. I will save my strength for tomorrow evening.
Let me give you a small hint guys. Valentine's day has one good part because you can ask girls things like:
"What are you doing on Valentine's day/ Friday ?" If she goes : "Not much" or "nothing" this means she's single and you can be ready for attack.
Offcourse you can ask this anytime but when is Valentine's day it's somethin else.

Alex's stories are funny , as always. You should accept your friend's proposal and write a book... for real.

What else ? Oh yeah... OM, you lazy fuck. Did you move your fat ass out of the house ? You went to see those guys who are fishing on IOR ? Jeasus Christ and Santa Maria, the mother of all saints. Why didn't you go see the old farts who are playing chess ? Eh ?
And about french kisses...that's understandable but please tell us, did you ever give head ? If so, please share with us your experience.

Oh, I almost forgot. Girls, stop masturbating while watching the picture that Andrei attached it in one of his posts, the one where he is only in undies.

Take care

de **eyewitness** » Sâm Feb 15, 2003 8:37 am

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Oh yeah... OM, you lazy fuck.

LOL ....is it so obvious ? my god ...news spreading fast these days

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Sâm Feb 15, 2003 10:19 am

eye, ya stupid fuck..God is with caps G.
Aliosha, ya bloody bastard...every summer I go to Riviera and watch those old farts playing chess.
I don't understand the meaning of "giving head" ...but if you want ..I'll tell you a story about french fries or french rugby. :p

de **eyewitness** » Sâm Feb 15, 2003 10:48 am

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1/ eye, ya stupid fuck..God is with caps G.
2/ I don't understand the meaning of "giving head" ...

1/ sorry but i thought that only OM is with caps in this world. nice of you to share this apreciation with GOD
2/ blow job in english or in german slang "muie".

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Sâm Feb 15, 2003 11:04 am

I have to confess. I never giving head. But I jerk off , every day.

. I also have to confess that I never kill somebody. Anyway....for all it's a begining , isn't it ? What's the hurry ?
Aliosha,please share with us some stories about you giving head.

de **MiG29** » Dum Feb 16, 2003 12:56 pm

I just drank 200g of Cinzano and i plan on finishing the bottle in the next couple of hours.Just in time for me to eat and then go to the exam,which i belive i won`t pass cause i can`t count on my usuall luck cause i`ve already used it and got away with it 2 times this year.So i`ll fail.Big deal,after all it`s only an exam,but my birthdat comes only once a year:p.

de **Mirela** » Lun Feb 17, 2003 3:27 pm

Twice a year ? Some people are so much luckier than others...
Anyways , this reminds me of a b/day card i got last year...it said : " A birthday card only comes once a year...Aren't you glad you're NOT a b/day card ? " LOL...

So , got room inspections in the Residences today , just remembered when i left out the door that i'd left an empty bottle of Pinot Noir on my desk , that bitch of an onspector will leave me a note to "clean my area" again , oh well , as if i even cared !
You guys wanna know what i did this weekend ? 't was fabulous ! Except for the fact that i fell and my left leg is full of very sore bruises...and i was fully sober and conscious when i did that...
Drank a Miller and 4 Guinesses on Friday night , not a very wise thing to do , as i woke up with such a headache the next day...but i had such a great time in the pub , i look back and i still can't believe it . And if you guys even care...i got the best b/day present EVER this year , just the one thing i wished for and i'd given up hoping i would get .
Saturday i spend the whole night drinking again , playing canastí£ and sharing stories about my home town , and yesterday...well , i was too tired to do anything else , so i spend the whole fuckin' day lazying about .
ps : if people wopuld also bother to keep the promisses they make ( especially when thay make it at their own initiative...) , then life would be just beautiful .

pps : sooo , Mig , how was your b/day man ? How does it feel now that you've changed the prefix ?

de **darkshines** » Lun Feb 17, 2003 10:37 pm

god..with a small g, yeah you know you hate me, bhuttu

de **MiG29** » Lun Feb 17, 2003 11:50 pm

Well,Mirela as i said i had to take an exam (which i passes,still don`t know how:D) and then i went out with my friends.We went to a bar(i wasn`t driving,my girlfreind was) so i drank 4 carlsbergs and hang out for about 3 hours.Then i drank a tequilla and somw wine and i started feeling a little dizzy:p.It was fun after all.About changing the prefix,well like i`ve said before there`s no damned difference.I feel the same.The problem is that ppl expect more from me now that i`m 20 but i can`t give`em any:D

de **eyewitness** » Mar Feb 18, 2003 8:30 am

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Then i drank a tequilla...

suddenly your story makes sense...unfo, only one tequila doesn't make sense , does it?

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Mar Feb 18, 2003 11:21 am

Mr. eye , what is your opinion about tequila named OLMECA ? On its label has an aztec sun. Do you know it ?

Mig,your girlfriend is a wonder if she could drive a car.

de **eyewitness** » Mar Feb 18, 2003 11:33 am

olmeca is the best tequila on the romanian market. unfo is not for children like you old fart , t/4 buy it and take it to mig & alex when u go to ctza. tequila is for real men....

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Mar Feb 18, 2003 11:43 am

tequila is for notorious drunkards....like you are.

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nice valentine's day lyrics

my funny Valentine

not 4 real men

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