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de **bhuttu** » Vin Mar 14, 2003 12:15 am

You guys really are something! It's been three or four days since I haven't read Kterinca& Aberatii. I did that now an I had some really good laughs. I wanna thank you all for that. Most of the credits go to Eyewitness, to whom I owe some beers because today I reminded him of that chemical class of substances that neutralize acid and then I disappeared as a donkey in the mist. It wasn't nice of me at all. I would also like to reward Nicholas with some beers, since he's such a fucking funny lad, and I'll do that as soon as I'll have the chance.
I also like tudoruk(not in the sexual kind of way, you fucking perverts), because he likes Steaua and the English football, exactly like me.
Well, thanks once again.

Now, I have to spill some of the shit out of my head. One really important thing is that I need to get laid soon and I can bearly wait. Okey, that was it.

See ya around!

de **MiG29** » Vin Mar 14, 2003 1:09 am

Moshule,u piece of trash.If i needed a pimp in the first place i would never chose you.i mean i need someone with talents and relations who can get me customers.But you ,you have no connections and no talents(no,drinking beer doesn`t count) so find somebody else to profit from.And if u ever dare to get your fat ass in Constantza beware cause i`ll know and i`ll be waitng.i wonder if this dum fuck will realize that this is a joke...

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Mar 14, 2003 10:09 am

Fucking shit...got a mail yesterday..and I donÃ‚Â´t like it at all:

"Dear All,

Yesterday Nokia published its mid-quarter update, where we told that sales at NET for Q1 2003 are expected to decline by 15% to 20% year on year, and that NET will post a substantial pro forma operating loss for Q1. This is due to lower-than-expected sales volumes as well as costs related to the first-phase implementation of 3G technologies.

I wanted to write to you directly to explain what this means for us. It is clear that the business situation we are now facing is even tougher than we have estimated - and we never thought it was going to be easy. It is also clear that we will need to take further measures to reduce direct, project and product related costs as well as operating costs in order to become profitable. This is going to be a demanding balancing act, as at the same time we must ensure sufficient investments into R&D, customer project support, sales and marketing, in order to achieve the industry leading position we are aiming at. We will talk more about the concrete measures and objectives in April when we communicate our strategy going forward...bla, bla,bla...

What the fuck is going on??? They just spend $12 milion for a stupid "Make a connection" program, sponsorshiped some stupid curling cup in Canada (this year and next year too!), and now they are crying that the sales went down????

How the fuck is this possible, when we got so much work, that I have to take some with me home...damn, IÃ‚Â´m so angry...:mad:

Now they are talking about layoffs...that bitch, Baldauf, need some good romanian cock, maybe then, sheÃ‚Â´ll realise how much she need us....fucking piece of crap...

de **darkshines** » Vin Mar 14, 2003 8:27 pm

for some strange reason, the words donkey and mist make me giggle.

ignore list · de **dEpEchEmIND** » Vin Mar 14, 2003 11:48 pm

Hehehe.. I love this part!:o

"We've been to some tricks on this tour," he reveals, obviously getting into the spirit of things. "There was this guy who works for our music publishers and he was just so boring - he must've been the most boring person ever. It came to the day he was leaving and he had to get a really early flight. Me and Alan crept into his room while he was in the bar and piled everything in his bed, then I put the lamp on the top and plugged it in. We also put the TV in the bath and pushed this huge chest of drawers into the bathroom as well. It was wicked, man. We just creased up. The poor guy had to sleep on the floor for the rest of the night and then he told the hotel to charge any damage to us."(Dave Gahan)

About what 2 DM members had done for fun.

de **darkshines** » Lun Mar 17, 2003 11:27 am

yeah, no one else gives a shit about the bombing because they are millions of miles away from any harm, but think about that little irakian kid who just woke up and is waiting to die.

assasinate saddam and his family, it's no more immoral than killing innocent civilians.

de **MiG29** » Mie Mar 19, 2003 1:08 am

i belive i have a serious addiction for transport tycoon deluxe.I`ve played the god damn game for 6 hours in a row.Help:D

de **tUdOrUK** » Mie Mar 19, 2003 8:12 pm

Freedom. At last i can post a message on this forum. Last few days have been a disaster for me. First, it was on Thursday and it started really good with an 8-0 win away at Trinity High School. I did't score no goals, but why??Couse i played central defender. the coach likes chivu and that's whay he put me there couse, he said they're not gonna score couse romanian footballers are just like chivu. Farewell, after the game i got sick, i went home and go to bed. From then on, til today i dind't go out at all...and besides that i didn't go at the Crystal Palace-Wimbledon derby yeasterday!My mum said that i won't go to the match couse i didn't go to school as well. Fuck my parents! Fuck helesteanu as well!
bhuttu my friend, i'm happy to hear that someone here likes me...who do u support in England?

de **MiG29** » Joi Mar 20, 2003 11:43 pm

Fuck Bush!(i had to say that)

de **tUdOrUK** » Vin Mar 21, 2003 6:02 pm

Fuck Saddam as well!

de **darkshines** » Vin Mar 21, 2003 10:10 pm

or...

bush and saddam taking turns fucking eachother.

that reminds me of a south park episode where saddam and satan were lovers

ignore list · de **dEpEchEmIND** » Vin Mar 21, 2003 10:37 pm

Fuck the war!
Fuck N.A.T.O.!

de **bhuttu** » Sâm Mar 22, 2003 1:46 am

Tudoruk, I think you should have realized by now that I'm a big Man U fan. If you live in London, we'll probably argue about that but as long as we do it irationally and without any trace of common sense, that's ok for me.

About the war, I have to say that it's just another piece of crap of the international political games. I'm not sure that it would be that difficult to make Saddam a present: a gun that uses the barrel for aiming or a grenade that explodes before counting to 5. But I'm not sure this would be a solution, either.

Darky, my little friend, do you know the lirics to the song that Gollum sings when fishing in the forbidden lake and the archers are trying to kill him?Please do post them. "They do not see what lies ahead..." is already obsessing me!

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Sâm Mar 22, 2003 11:49 am

Darkshines, you should see "South Park The Movie"..is hillarious!

OK, fuck...aaa...I donÃ‚Â´t wanna fuck Irak, or NATO, Bush or Sadam...why I wanna do something like that? How, in the name of God, can you fuck NATO??? Or is some slutÃ‚Â´s name, and I donÃ‚Â´t know?

Anyway...fuck me!

de **darkshines** » Sâm Mar 22, 2003 1:47 pm

here are the lyrics:
"Cold be heart and hand and bone.
Cold be travellers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead
When sun has failed and moon is dead"

but that's not the song from the forbidden pool, it's when they are in the marshes, and frodo wakes up and talks to gollum and calls him by his hobbit name Smeagol.

the ones from the forbidden pool are:
"The rock and pool is nice and cool, so nice for feet! I only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet!"

and they say i'm obsessed *shrug*

de **tUdOrUK** » Sâm Mar 22, 2003 4:19 pm

Man.Utd eh? I'm not gonna ask u how many times u saw them playing...I support Crystal Palace from the first division. We knocked out Liverpool out of the FA Cup at Anfield 2-0. Then we lost 2-1 to Leeds at home. it was a piece of crap how the reff fucked us.Here in London Man.Utd supporters are everywhere..they're too many but i'm not one of them unfortunately...

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Lun Mar 24, 2003 8:51 pm

Gee...well my little friends, IÃ‚Â´m in love, for real this time! I donÃ‚Â´t know how it happened, but here I am, listening to some "Love Songs" collection, and all I can think is this beautiful creature, named...****

I saw her last weekend at a friendÃ‚Â´s party, we talked for hours, hold hands like some teenagers, and kissed so much, that my lips hurt next day (tongue too)..:p

Damn...I just drove her home, and I already miss her smell, touch, voice...shit, man! This is fucking real life!!! :o

PS. If any of you little nerds, start laughing at me, IÃ‚Â´m gonna come there, and shove that pc of yours up your sorry little nerdy ass!!!:D

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Lun Mar 24, 2003 9:14 pm

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you can adore

My dear Nicholas...I am very,very happy for you. Now...I see that you're a big boy and I'm glad that you're in love..probably for the first time. I wish I could be you...just for one second...to know this beautiful feeling.
Good luck with that girl !

de **darkshines** » Lun Mar 24, 2003 9:55 pm

god dammit, why does everyone have to fall in love and spoil everything?

in other news, guess what! i'm leaving an earring hole to close up because i'm tired of them. woo, exciting, no?

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 8:48 am

Thanks OM...I knew youÃ‚Â´re a real friend...:o

Darshines...donÃ‚Â´t worry...I still love you too...

de **eyewitness** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 9:53 am

i'm deeply moved.. teardrops are rolling down my cheeks like waterfalls in springtime , my fingers are trembling over the keyboards as in a parkinson desease in the last stage, my heart is throbbing loudly in my chest as tomahawks over bagdad, my blood finds it difficult to run properly into my veins trying hard to burst out through my eyes, a strange and pleasant dizziness overwhelmed my mind as only a good shot of grass can offer and with my last drops of energy ,struggling to keep my mind clear ,emotionally moved i wonder how many hours after the first good fuck this love will last for nicholas ?...anyhow moshu is the second candidate and eager to participate in taking turns of the poor victim ,slobbering allready only thinking of becoming finally a man after 24 years and 7 days of being the famous incurable virgin only offering to others all this time ,his tight and lubricated ass ,as a token of his gratitude to man(kind)....

de **darkshines** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 10:16 am

the above post, was pure poetry. *emotional sniffle*

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 10:26 am

Eye, IÃ‚Â´m happy you dare to share your emotions with us...is nice to get it out..isnÃ‚Â´t it?..from time to time, we mens, need to cry, share out feelings, our sorrow and happiness...even if this burst of feelings make us look gay...

I canÃ‚Â´t tell how much my love will last..we didnÃ‚Â´t have proper intercourse..just some extended foreplay...but next weekend, the "relatives from Red Lake" will leave, and I hope weÃ‚Â´ll have the chance to share our common knowledge of lovemaking...

Anyway, remember this:

Whoever loves endlessly, without end will be loved.

PS. I know OM is my friend, and he love me like a brother, but he better find his own piece of ass to spank...

de **darkshines** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 11:13 am

oh and yeah, nicholas i still love you too

de **eyewitness** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 12:41 pm

alex, yr words hurt me tremendously as long as here is darkshines trying for several posts to shine yr darkness and u r looking to the stars ,dreaming of fantasies and a possible, uncertain future fuck which might be a disaster as well...look no further my friend yr happiness might be right here under yr very nose...

moreover how come you consider moshu yr best friend but u r not willing to share with him that poor soul u dream of? look at me ,i allways shared moshu with all my friends and he offered them moments of great joy and happiness becouse e/body confessed that moshu in spite of the fact that he is pretty expensive he has class and style, he knows how to use his holes at his best making an art out of it....

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 4:22 pm

Yes....but my love for darkshines is pure, sheÃ‚Â´ll always have a special place in my heart..Ã‚Â´cause she is my guiding star, in this terrible and insensitive world...

de **eyewitness** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 4:44 pm

and the song goes "shine on you , you crazy diamond" and so the place in yr heart for darkshines is not big enough to ease your desire, yr pain in between yr legs, the ache in yr balls for the "new entry" ,the one that has begun to rule yr life and for whom u became addicted...don't bet that darkshines will be allways here for u as moshu is waiting around the corner to make his catch...he told me "let alex go with his new cunt and darkshines is mine"...a friend in need is a friend indeed, isn't he?

de **darkshines** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 7:33 pm

eyewitness has great writing material. and dammit, i've had virtual affairs with almost everybody here, but here's something new. well, isn't that a breath of fresh air.

p.s. nicholas, please buy me a new pink diamond ring. i dropped it in the toilet. it was an accident, i swear!

de **tUdOrUK** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 9:09 pm

I don't know what came over me but...i'm in love as well...she's american man! she is stunning...she touched me so deep but i have to get over some guys like LL. Can u guess who she is??

Nicholas: why don't u tell us who she is??? **** ain't enough...come on man, maybe i know her...i know about 3 milion girls all around the world!

eyewitness: Are u some kind of Shakespeare or something?

de **darkshines** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 10:44 pm

why do i always get a 0.5 coke for 50 cents and not finish it, instead of getting a 0.33 coke for 25 cents and finishing it? and no, it's not pure stupidity.

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