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de **tUdOrUK** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 10:52 pm

U know, people look at the price and when they see 50 cents they get it couse 50 Cent is the hottest in the world at this moment:) By the way a 0.5 Coke here in UK is 80 pence much more than in USA

de **Pain in the Arse** » Mar Mar 25, 2003 11:06 pm

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Anyway...fuck me!

That would be more like it!

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mie Mar 26, 2003 8:06 am

Huh...thank you, but no, thank you..IÃ‚Â´ll never be able to fuck all Depeche Mode members....or who knows...if they get me really drunk, and take turns..maybe..:p

Eye, can I use your text to hit chicks on http://www.adultchatnetwork.com ??..*looool*..there are some hot ones, under "bi-curios" channel...*loooooool*

Tudoruk...you donÃ‚Â´t need to know her name..only that sheÃ‚Â´s MY bitch...

Darkshines...you donÃ‚Â´t need a new diamond ring to shine...:p

de **Jade_C** » Mie Mar 26, 2003 10:08 am

I would like to start by saying how nice it is to see u all again.

Hello all, some of u ppl. might not remember me but I'm Crina a.k.a Jaded. Oh well I'm back and I want to make a fresh start on this forum, let's just say that I don't want to make the same mistakes twice. Oh well, what more can I say........I'm out for now

P.S. a 0.5 coke here is $1.15 so that sucks!

Anywazy Glad to see u all.

"Look like the innocent flower but be the serpent under 't" guess who wrote it

de **eyewitness** » Mie Mar 26, 2003 1:32 pm

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eyewitness: Are u some kind of Shakespeare or something?

unfo shakespeare was some kind of myself:D

alex pls keep us informed abt the future development of yr lifetime relation...as many of the girls here are in some kind of hysteria and i hardly can keep them quiet...

de **MiG29** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 12:53 am

Alex,so finally u`ve got someone.Hold her real tight,u know:D
I`m really surprised that no one talks about big bradar here too.

de **J'adore** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 5:01 am

Hello again. It seems that since I came back, this forum is kind of empty...I guess I scared everybody away....oh well I have that kind of power:p
Anywaz, I got a letter from my high school today, saying that I missbehaved.......u.......that sucks.....not.....that just proves how stupid my headmaster and my drama teacher are! :o
Well acording to my drama teacher I was making out in her class last friday...oh well..that shows how stupid she is . Oh yeah PPL. Wake up!

:rolleyes:

de **eyewitness** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 8:46 am

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It seems that since I came back, this forum is kind of empty...

thanks God that u exist and from time to time u come down to us ,poor souls condemned to eternal darkness, and give us some samples ,real masterpieces of universal culture, which have the gift to guide us towards the flickering light of knowledge...once again ,thank u for yr kindness and patience u have with us....

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 8:55 am

MIG, I tried to watch the show, but it looks boooooring to me..I need action, blood, violence...not some dumb people, running around like headless chickens..

Eye, my love is growing, knowing that soon, IÃ‚Â´ll taste the forbidden fruit...I decided to give her an oral pleasure in the beginning...I hope is the right move..

Jaded, with who you was making out in your drama class...was it a girl or a boy?..

de **J'adore** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 9:09 am

Alex with a guy, not with a girl, but who cares young ppl. do stupid stuff, even though I didn't do anything, now if I think about it I wonder why I didn't...

Oh Well..........

Eye: funny :o

de **eyewitness** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 9:25 am

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I didn't do 'nothing

hmmm....
"we don't need no education"-p.floyd

de **MiG29** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 1:34 pm

Come on eye,u know damn well that they don`t need ieducation:p They are generation x which grew up with cereals and brittany speras.U are the past.U drink,u smoke u make fun of ppl on the internet.Shame!:DWhy don`t u try to listen to some pop and maybe u will be more relaxed...

I know i did(and now i`m posting bullshit on fanclub):p

de **eyewitness** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 1:59 pm

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try to listen to some pop

my dear friend i only listen to the corn which pops up in the microwave and turns into a pop-corn. beautifull sound believe me...

de **SOD** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 2:36 pm

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

de **eyewitness** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 3:25 pm

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Eye, my love is growing

take care not to break through yr pants ...unzip first...

IÃ‚Â´ll taste the forbidden fruit..
wash yr teeth, take a bite from a salty cheese to fade away the former tastes, a little piece of bread after, and there u are ready to use yr tongue in the most professional and pleasant way ...wish u a happy tasting !
after u warm her up don't forget yr friends, what are friends for anyway?

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 4:22 pm

*lol*...eye, thanks for the tips! IÃ‚Â´ll take some extra tomatos with the cheese..love those!

I just read an article on the Irak war....American casualties are somewhere around 25 killed, with a whopping 18 or so of those attributed to helicopter crashes.
I'm not much with math and numbers and crazy things like that, but I think that's something like 99.9% of the American casualties caused by helicopters. This is in a war, with people shooting at Americans and everything, yet somehow helicopters have been transformed into bloodthirsty murder machines!!!

de **Aliosha** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 5:50 pm

Ha ha ha ha

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddamfromiraq.asp

de **tUdOrUK** » Joi Mar 27, 2003 6:32 pm

Nicholas...you mean British casualties...only about 2 or 3 americans died due to crashes and accidents. Two helicopters colided and a patriot missile hit a british tornado plane.

de **MiG29** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 12:03 am

Eye,as i said before u trully are a man of the past.But then again i`m not quite sure if that is a bad thing:).
Alex,well looks like the supersoldiers aren`t that super after all...

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 7:31 am

*lol*..well guys, is time to go shopping:

http://www.americanbrassballs.com/

In my opinion, building brass testicles goes a little too far into the land of complete retardation..you can also read comments from satisfied morons who purchased these wonders:

http://americanbrassballs.com/testimonials.html

de **darkshines** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 10:43 am

did you know that there is a unique american company that manufactures religiously themed dildos and butt plugs? like a jesus dildo or a baby jesus butt plug. foreal.

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 11:48 am

Butt plugs? What the hell are those? Who,in the name of God, wanna use something like that?

de **eyewitness** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 12:12 pm

alex, u really don't know, do u? shame...moshu is using those for years allready...ask him... due to long and continuos "activity" his asshole has expanded favouring uncontrolled leaks to drip off spoilling his tetra underwear which require daily wash. to prevent such, is used only this kind of equipment which acts more like a cork...they are called butt plugs becouse when he want his ass penetrated he simply unplugs ...the cork. got it?

de **darkshines** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 6:52 pm

... yeah, for the people that really LOVE baby jesus

de **tUdOrUK** » Vin Mar 28, 2003 8:22 pm

You lot, just go in Amsterdam and you will see too many dildos and all them things...even chocolates in a dick shape. I went with my mum in a shop, not e sex one and we saw too many things there...from playing cards to key holders. i was just looking for a holland scarf or shirt...

de **eyewitness** » Sâm Mar 29, 2003 9:07 am

do they have "shaorma" in a dick shape? i know somebody, a good friend of mine ,who will love to have one....

de **J'adore** » Dum Mar 30, 2003 2:13 am

Looks like we have a new cnn, cnn for niggas..sorry for my expresion.....but that's what it's called...I'm not a rasist...if that's what u guys think, I'm all against racists.....well here it goes...enjoy......:o

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Apr 01, 2003 3:00 pm

Got a good prank ideea:

IÃ‚Â´m gonna put an add, something like a nice hot girl is looking for an internet relationship, maybe more, wait for the losers to come up, then I take they email addresses and sell them to gay porn spam lists, so I got them all signed up for gay porn....

de **Mirela** » Mar Apr 01, 2003 7:05 pm

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You lot, just go in Amsterdam and you will see too many dildos and all them things...

You don't need to go to Amsterdam for all that.Try Ann Summers, right in the middle of the O'Connell St.(Dublin city-centre)...a very girlie-girlie shop, or so it seems by name. But try going in...and you're in sex-paradise. My favourite has to be the animal-thong for guys. The first time i went in...there was an old couple in there(about 50-60) and they were looking up different stuff, all curious and funny-like, and at one point they see the animal-undies. The thing is that they each have the face of an animal on the front, and the ol couple were giggling at the sight of them. Making jokes and stuff. At one point the woman took a donkey-thong in her hand...to show it to the guy, and it started making the sound oh a donkey. She jumped up with fear and threw the undies in the air...we couldn't stop laughing. The coolest has to be the horse...or should i say...stud ;D

de **darkshines** » Mar Apr 01, 2003 8:22 pm

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IÃ‚Â´m gonna put an add, something like a nice hot girl is looking for an internet relationship, maybe more, wait for the losers to come up, then I take they email addresses and sell them to gay porn spam lists, so I got them all signed up for gay porn....

been there, done that :p

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