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de **Mirela** » Joi Sep 25, 2003 4:03 pm

and let us not forget the wine...
nd i mean...who other than the french are best at doing the french toast, french fries and french kiss? (apart from me, that is...)[

de **Weet-weet** » Joi Sep 25, 2003 7:58 pm

Yes , the wine is just great , depends on the region .
As far as i remember , the "french fries " were the invention of belgians , which are taken by stupid .. and lots of other "qualities" by french .
Thank you Alex , you're nice . And about the french kiss .. ummmmmmmmm sorry , can't help , i'm not a specialist , i'm not a french either , so .... ask Mirela , she knows better , it seems , or my husband , he's french *p
And here is something funny , which makes english to sound funny :p

How to cook a turkey :

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

de **darkshines** » Joi Sep 25, 2003 8:17 pm

Dear Gabriela,

I'm writing to you now to let you know that I would like you to suck my ***** and then ******. Also, you could ***** my ***** and then ******.

Yours truly, darkshines.

----------------------------

Dear Alex,

It's not queer, it's french. Although french and queer are very similar terms :p.

Love, darky.

de **Haggis McMutton** » Joi Sep 25, 2003 8:27 pm

My dear darkuglyshines ,

I would suck your dick very happy..if you have one. Do you want to lick my vagina ?

de **gabuba** » Joi Sep 25, 2003 8:52 pm

gabriela? ;s
darki is very quite !!

mai pe romaneste, mancati-as gurita ta, nu o lua in seama ca e invidioasa

de **darkshines** » Joi Sep 25, 2003 10:02 pm

gabriela, I don't have a dick, just as you don't have a vagina. Now stop trying to be a girl because you're pathetic, just say you're gay. Besides, maybe I was telling you to suck my lower intestine, and it was censored because people would think it was too sick or gorry for everyone on this msg board...

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 9:05 am

Once I french kiss a vagina...at least I think so...

Darky, shut up and take your clothes off! :p

Gabrielo, you fuck fucking dirty queer slut! I know what are you trying to do....wanna get some innocent young guy, so you can use it to get some sexual pervert satisfaction..weirdo! IÃ‚Â´m gonna find you and when I do, IÃ‚Â´ll shove that penis of yours in your goddamn ass!

weet-weet...is your husband "chic"?

de **Weet-weet** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 4:59 pm

For Nicholas : if in wnter ..; dunno exactly when , u'll be at the airport , u'll find out . Any other questions ? pm ! ring a bell ? :p
:kiss:
& about the two ones fighting ... Gabriela , u're pathetic , or jealous ... maybe coz u have no avatar ? Cut the crap , and leave Darkshines alone , you are not doing anything else than fulling the forum ...

de **Haggis McMutton** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 6:42 pm

I'm jealous because I don't have a penis to put it in your ass. You stupid french fuck.

de **darkshines** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 7:14 pm

don't mind gabriela, she's just stupid. see gabriela? I have weet-weet on my side, what have you got? NOTHING! you have NOTHING you pathetic waste of human plasma.

nicholas, I would gladly take my clothes off, but that wouldn't be any fun. you're supposed to undress me.

de **gabuba** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 7:27 pm

=D
10 points for darki's side!!

:hehe:

de **Weet-weet** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 7:52 pm

Hey miss/mister Gabriela , shut up , and mind your own bussiness . I'm 100% romanian and coz i had the opportunity to get here , doesn't give u the right to say anthing about me ; you don't know me i don't know you , shut up !
If you are just trying to post , so you would have more posts , to have a lousy avatar ( only you can have something like that , nothing good from you ) you could find other forums , where you can express yourself freely .
Dark , why would i be on his/her side ? Got no reason !
Oh , by the way Gabizzu , you made a lil' mistake
" Darki is cute " not "quite"

de **Aliosha** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 7:58 pm

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. "

de **Haggis McMutton** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 8:08 pm

Initial trimis de Weet-weet
If you are just trying to post , so you would have more posts , to have a lousy avatar

I'm not posting for an avatar. As you see...I have an avatar , you blind mother fucker !

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 8:11 pm

Gabriela , Weet-weet is our friend. Apologize her, imediatly !

In the name of The Lord...what is that thing in your avatar ? it's the uglyest monster I ever seen.

de **Haggis McMutton** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 8:16 pm

Weet-weet , I'm sorry ! I was only joking. do you want to be my friend ?

Old Man , my avatar represents an uruk-hai...the most feroces creatures in the Middle Earth.

de **gabuba** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 9:22 pm

but is quite=sweet!

and cute, if u want...

de **Weet-weet** » Vin Sep 26, 2003 9:58 pm

"quite" is used in expressions like " quite nice " , "quite bad" etc , which can be translated like "chiar" so , it can't be an adjectif :p
Dunno how cute is Dark , but everybody is cute in his/her own way , and for Gabriela :
" beauty is in the eyes of the one that loves " i translated from romanian ; i just remembered about the fact that you said that the person from Dark's avatar is ugly , that's why i quoted someone...
Sure , let's be friends , and i am being as serious as you were .
Tk you Moshule ( i like better the romanian word than the english one ;-) ) for defending , somehow .
Kisses , and good night all of you :kiss:

de **gabuba** » Sâm Sep 27, 2003 9:55 am

ok, ok, ok uit uit

u wanna be with me? ;D
come on girls! make love, not war ! :hehe:

de **nocturna** » Lun Sep 29, 2003 11:49 am

what is the purpose of meaning?

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Lun Sep 29, 2003 12:22 pm

Initial trimis de darkshines
nicholas, I would gladly take my clothes off, but that wouldn't be any fun. [b]you're supposed to undress me.
[/B]

...spechless...

I heard from a very reliable source, that Gabriela is in love with Gabizzu!!! She even tried to call him a few times, but she always dialed the wrong number, because her index finger was always in her ass, trying to get some anal satisfaction, like a goddamn slut she is! She dreams about the goddamn uruk-hai...bet she came twice looking at that stupid avatar of hers...

Now sheÃ‚Â´s trying to seduce weet-weet....pathetic piece of shit..

Aliosha, what the hell was that? Are you on drugs?

And what the hell this used condom is doing in my pocket???

de **darkshines** » Lun Sep 29, 2003 6:53 pm

Initial trimis de Nightwish
what is the purpose of meaning?

to give us the illusion of knowledge.

i just called your bluf, nick ol' boy ;D

de **nocturna** » Mar Sep 30, 2003 10:04 am

good, darkshines, very good. and Dexter was absolutley clueless.

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Sep 30, 2003 2:37 pm

Damn...I just use some ointment I got from the drugstore (some fucking gel, called Orudis??), and because my left eye was itching, I scratched. Now, I canÃ‚Â´t see with it, and is burning like hell!!!

de **Weet-weet** » Mar Sep 30, 2003 3:18 pm

Maybe Gabriela put a spell on you , coz of what you said about her :p
Poor you , take this ..

it is only one , and on your eye , oki ? Don't take advantage :p

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Sep 30, 2003 4:06 pm

Yeah...but this wonÃ‚Â´t change the fact that sheÃ‚Â´s a slut.

Thanks for the kiss, weet-weet. Was that a french one? Did you just licked my eyeball? What kind of freak are you?

de **Weet-weet** » Mar Sep 30, 2003 4:13 pm

Don't push it kiddo ! :p
It couldn't have been a french kiss , coz i'm not french , it was just a simple kiss , friendly one , no tongue involved *p
U know , lips toching gently the eye , & not the eye ball , but the eye lid , compris ? :p

this is on the forehead , so the crazy thoughts would calm up there :p

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Sep 30, 2003 4:30 pm

Hmm...you donÃ‚Â´t have to be a french, to give a french kiss. Once, I went to a restaurant (there was some striptease involved) and a very nice young lady gived me a french kiss, thought she was russian!
So you see....even Gabriela knows what a french kiss is, even if she doensÃ‚Â´t know where Paris is.

Anyway, thanks for the kiss, was so sweet!!!! If I tell you now, that IÃ‚Â´m falling in love with you, will you get scared? Am I pushing to hard, to quickly?:p

de **nocturna** » Mie Oct 01, 2003 11:31 am

Alex, Weet, you little perverts! you're fooling around, licking eye while he's somewhere far having no idea and thinking he's safe.

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mie Oct 01, 2003 12:30 pm

I donÃ‚Â´t know about weet-weet, but IÃ‚Â´m a BIG pervert! And proud about it! I resentfully reject to be called a "little pervert"! it donÃ‚Â´t even match with my new haircut style, or my new tight, pink boxers!

And eye should know very well, that heÃ‚Â´s not saved from us, wherever he goes!...same apply for you too, nighty!

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