Funny lyrics

[Aliosha]

Sper sa nu fie deja un thread dedicat versurilor melodiilor hh. Bagati si voi versuri comice de prin cantece, melodia si autorul. Incercati sa nu bagati cantece intregi, nu e asta scopul subiectului.


"Today was a good day
I didn't even have to use my A.K.
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A."

It Was A Good Day - Ice Cube


"You see me in the hood, I got atleast two guns
I carry the glock, Tony carry my M-1s"

"From 3 point range, with a glock, I shoot better then Kobe
See a nigga standin' next to me, he probably my Co-D"

"Moma said..
Everything that happened to us, was part of God's plan
So at night when I talk him, I got my gun in my hand"

" don't smile a lot, cause ain't nothin' pretty
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the City"

50 cent - "you not like me"

[Aurolacul]

"Hey kids, do you like violence?
Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one
Of my eyelids?"
"Eminem - My Name is

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips and that's the message we teaching the little kids"
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

"Now how many licks does it take
For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
Wu Tang - Method Man

[Gnom]

nu ca as fi fan infocat dar am facut rost de la moloz de un cd cu toate colaborarile freestyle-urile si battlelurile lu Eminem:

"who`s arm is this /i must have cutted of at the farmacist......
i`m the old men who lives upstairs and starves his pest/
AND NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE CAUSE HE THINKS HIS CAR`S POSSESED"
(dj spinna &eminem)


"i`m so high i doon`t know at what label i`m at"(wake up show freestyle emiknem & dilated

fuck mise termina timpu o a revin ca e subiect interesant

[Gnom]

"acelasi administrator cu achelari aduce odata pe luna vinera /acelasi criminal in serie intretinerea"(raparta-3 puncte)

[m0l0z]

"Went to chuch with a gun / Blast at a nun" - Shabam Shadeq ft. Kwest, A.L. & Eminem - 5 Star Generals.

"Broken a mobile home / And stole a stove and a fridge / kidnap the parents / and left the ransome notes for the kids" - D12 ft. Al MightyDreadnoughts - Desperados

....

Shi of course Raparta - Noi 2 (2 Noi)