Un punct de vedere (chestii simpatice primite pe mail)

[nbm]

boieru... tot boier

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... pentru adulti

[cr3tz]

oare ce persoana mi-a venit in minte cand am vazut pozele astea...sa fie gigicifre?nheaaaaa

[nbm]

cainele lui manole

[nodingat]

http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi9_Anunt.htm

http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi9_Anunt.htm

[cubu]

Toate miresele-s frumoase...

[older]

copirait de la memetu

[nbm]

ine mai doreste, cine mai pofteste!

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anunt de angajare

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de data asta e barbat

[Weet-weet]

Gigi number 2
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_bb2.htm

[nodingat]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Romania

[nbm]

in sfirsit, dovada

[nodingat]

Elton John nu face excepţie

[baixinho©]

aşa o fii, dar io ce vină am?

[nodingat]

http://www.fundulete.com

[cr3tz]

poze facute azi de maxx1nsane undeva langa gara basarab.uite domne cum face lumea economie de apa pt spalat incalcaminte

[nbm]

cum sa nu fiu obosit?

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cel mai tare numar de inmatriculare

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... la bucur obor

[cr3tz]

poza 1 dubai 1991 , poza 2 dubai 2005 .te cam pun pe gandit,nu?

pozele 3,4,5 sam ,cel mai urat caine in viatza

[nbm]

cr3tzule, esti un pic dus daca catzelu ala ti se pare sinpatic... ia vezi titlu threadului

anuntz baicsian ©

[memetshot]

bre deci cutzu ala a murit anu trecut care taman a trecut.

[cr3tz]

pai da-mi avert pt off topic atunci

k tot se vorbea de soferitze bune pe undeva

[cr3tz]

bre eu stiam k inca traieste cutu ala...

uite ce de fumei aici

[nbm]

agentul 007

[nbm]

scuzatzi consecutivele, dar un asemenea anuntz merita post separat

[wwritza]

Norris....

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

3. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

4. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.

5. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

6. Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck
Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

7. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too
much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

8. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift
of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of
roundhouse kick related deaths.

9. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood would a
woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW
DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her
throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed,
"Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the
irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a
hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

10. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7
different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for
30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

11. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by
yelling, "Bang!"

12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came
back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he
threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave
her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck
Norris."

13. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just
so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

14. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours.
If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my
virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

15. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".

16. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse
kicked her into a glacier.

17. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on
his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

18. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced
Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.

19. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks
and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
Wednesday of the month.

20. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

21. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vag!na when she didn't give him
exact change.

22. Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement.
He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

23. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children
who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck
Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and
roundhouse kicks them in the face.

24. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips
from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show
clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

25. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put
razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his"
way.

26. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse
every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and sh!t on their
floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

27. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people
just to prove he isn't a racist.

28. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I.
His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are
black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the
shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck
Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

30. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

[wwritza]

nenea-i chiar real

[Sică]

prima poza am pus-o si pe say what ieri dar cred ca merita sa fie pusa in 2 locuri