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[eyewitness]

do you know wrinkled horrible old fart what's the problem with tequila addicts and drunkards ? in their dizziness they fuck directly into the ass people like you, who live only for taking the oxigen from others...

[Oribilul Mosh]

..and after that they blow people like me...and they feel very happy.

[eyewitness]

unfo for u, you do not belong to the category "people". you are an ugly ,hairy and abused "thing" who happened to be addopted and raised among people and tolerated by them. God made mistakes too....

[Nicholas_Alex]

Damn....

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I was in a hurry when I posted the picture....didn´t have time for comments...should we do the same? That guy got a lot of money..

[MiG29]

Initial trimis de eyewitness
unfo, only one tequila doesn't make sense , does it?

Nope it doesn`t but i was with people and i i dranked more than one tequilla(5 sounds great) then maybe they might thought bad things about me.

OM,well yes my gf is a wonder...she drives better than me:D

[darkshines]

so my art teacher thought that it would be quite a cool move to put me in another art group at school. being the only non-smoking kid in this new art group i am certain that i will pick up some horrible lung disease as a "passive smoker" and will die sometime around the age of 21, just when i'll be able to drink... legally... in the united states. but wait! don't call aunt bertha yet! the good news is that i'll move myself back to my old art group that has morning classes from like 7AM, but where i can happily breathe without choking for minutes at a time. so yeah, this was a long-ass post, which says basically nothing that would interest anyone other than me. yay for uselessness. uselessness is such a weird word. it should be banned. it's bad for people's health.

p.s. boycott http://www.dictionary.com

[Mirela]

Initial trimis de Oribilul Mosh
tequila is for notorious drunkards...

:M !!!
drinking tequila is another form of Art !
.....
Off the point , but i just finished another unbelievably exhausting day and all i want is some sleep...or one big pint of Guiness with a few sips of Jameson afterwards...and then maybe yet another pint . But for the next week and a half I'm off any kind of alcoholic beverages ( as a self-punishment )
All of yous talking of alcohol...you're evil , evil i say !

[Oribilul Mosh]

Initial trimis de Mirela
:M !!!
drinking tequila is another form of Art !

eye , why did you stole Mirela's password ? You fuckin' thief ! For that you've got another warning , the 3rd and final. :j

[Mirela]

Yeah,very funny OM!(oh,since you know the quote,yes,you're a fuckin' clown...)

Oh,and if you wanna fell Mr.all-mighty administrator and give a warning,do give it to the right person...

ps : it's did you steal....you cannot say "did you stole" since did is in itself a form of expressing the pas tense and therefore did you stole makes no sense(just the same as it would be incorrect for you to say...for example..."i haven't never said anything clever in my life" instead of "I've never said anything clever in my life"(and may I kindly suggest you admit it!?!).

In other words...yay for Barí§a!

[Oribilul Mosh]

I know is steal. (to steal ,stole , stolen)

Blow me...for the part with all-mighty administrator. You stupid bitch !

[Mirela]

Initial trimis de Oribilul Mosh Blow me...for the part with all-mighty administrator. You stupid bitch !

:fuck: you just don't know when to quit,do you?
You're looking for it,but don't you worry,go on and you will soon find it,and when you do your ass will be so sore you won't be able to sit down for a week!

*sorry for my bad language,guys!*

[MiG29]

What the fuck is wrong with u ppl?Why the hell do u use such a bad fuckin language?Can`t use use nice bloody words you morons?God damn,it`s a real dificulty for me to read the things you`re posting.Don`t you know that i`m fucking delicate and that this is bad for my health?:D:D:D

[Oribilul Mosh]

Sorry for this bad language , Mig....ya stupid shit good for nothing

[eyewitness]

Initial trimis de Oribilul Mosh

For that you've got another warning , the 3rd and final. :j

shut up u dirty ragged old fart, error of mather nature...

[Nicholas_Alex]

Yeah, Mig is right! Every third word is *beep* or *beep*! You all appear to be a rabid 12-year old kid, with Attention Deficit Disorder, or an anemic child, who has to be home schooled because you have a phobia of sunlight and trees.
When posting, it helps to remind yourself, that you're hidden behind an IP adress and Hotmail account, and nobody's ever been able to track down somebody online because it's nearly impossible thanks to tools like Norton Crashguard and Microsoft Notepad.

Where is love? Peace? Sex and drugs?

OK, now you all earn the priviledge of insulting me....

PS: My friend told me to post here. Leano, are you here? Leana? Hello? Please reply if you're here! DOES ANYBODY KNOW LEANA HERE? how do i chat on this?....:p

[darkshines]

does anyone care that i flushed cereal down the toilet and then played pinball with them by pressing the flush button over and over again? NO!

[Nicholas_Alex]

Darkshines, did you press the pee or the poo button?

"The button on the left is the pee button: you pee, then you press the pee button. The bigger button on the right is the poo button. It's used the same way as the pee button, except for poo." - Toilet lesson in Lubeck camp

[MiG29]

i had to do some tests(medical tests) so they had to take some blood samples(about 3 medium seringes).now someone told me that i should drink some red wine in order to regain the blood.It sounds stupid but it`s a damn good reason to drink so i just started.wish me luck:p

[Nicholas_Alex]

I just shot my load listening to Cheeky Girls....

[eyewitness]

Initial trimis de MiG29
wish me luck:p

wish u luck but i envy u...

[Nicholas_Alex]

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what's in your mind
I never ever ask if you'll be mine

come and smile
don't be shy
touch my bum
this is life

we are the cheeky girls
we are the cheeky girls
you are the cheeky boys
you are the cheeky boys

They are without doubt the worst I have ever seen...

[tre]

wtf?

[darkshines]

to flush or not to flush, that is the toilet... errr question.

[Nicholas_Alex]

I was sitting and drinking a beer in my favourite bar (in my neighbourhood), when a fat, bald, middle age dude came and sit next to me. He starts fucking with me and telling me he sucked
JESUS' COCK!!! Then he start telling me that he's the one that kept posting homosexual suggestions in my JOURNAL! I was like "what the fuck?"??? He had a backpack, and start taking out some video tapes, asking everybody around, who wanna buy some porn! I drunk my beer, and left in a hurry, when the bodyguard was "talking" with him...

[darkshines]

i swear, sod is my hero

[bhuttu]

Gaiz, gaiz, ai giast head an aidia. dis is inglis topic, rait? So ui heav tu toc in inglis, rait? Bat do ui nesesary heav to urait in inglis as uel? ai dont sinc so!

[dEpEchEmIND]

I think that we shall write in English and let this kind of ideas be only ideas! :rolleyes:

[Hera]

today i had my first english class from this semestre.one colegue stands up and says: " i am sorry, but i haven't study english at school ,so i'm not too good, can i take this class , at the beginners group?" "sure', said the teacher. Few min after this the teacher gave us a translation from romanian to english for testing our level. One phrase was "comert international" . After 5 min, the teacher asked to that colegue i ve talked about, to read a little her translation. At one moment she arrived at that phrase and she read : the international dick" poor little girl, she didnt know the word "trade" so she asked a boy to tell her and he told that ugly word. . it is amusing that nobody told her what "dick" means. :a

[catharsis]

today romanian celebrate their valentine's day: the dragobete so i thought it's a good occasion to polish my poem and to make all the verses have eight syllales. am i sick or just depressed?

the day of fuckin' valentine

wake up alone, it's hard to cry
and even when you feel alive
the boredom makes you want to die
but you've got just one fuckin' life

forget my clothes, bring me my shrine
the day i die it's valentine
no soul to give, no tears to whine
just love the fuckin' valentine

pink love sold in the plastic bag
the hate is free for you today
much better than the good old shag
you'll see me when i'll make you pay

kill all the hope and count to nine
the day you die it's valentine
it wasn't her, it was the wine
just love the fuckin' valentine

the road i seek is still a lie
her green eyes cannot lead me there
they're just making me feel so high
and there is nothing i can't bear

just come to me 'cause you're divine
the day we die it's valentine
your heart is good, your smile still shines
please give me head on valentine's

[darkshines]

i was looking over the tattoo & piercing thread and i rembered that i should change my earings. so there i go, into my room and pick out some circular ones. in goes one, two,three, four and suddenly FUCK OUCH DAMMIT, the fith one gets stuck. now i hafta wear an ugly medicinal earing in the fith one because the pierce is too small for any bigger( actually thicker ) earing than the one i wore before and the medicinal one is supposed to make the hole standard-size or something like that. so basically ew.
yeah. hera's probably gonna puke after reading this