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de **Nicholas_Alex** » Vin Apr 11, 2003 6:51 am

Hmmm...TudorUK, when I smoke weed, I get horny, pick up the phone, dial some random number, and start begging for phone sex..once, a sexy voice was on the other end, and she asked my politely to jerk off, thinking of my grandmother...which I did!..damn drugs...

de **darkshines** » Sâm Apr 12, 2003 1:03 pm

funny, i dial random numbers and start throwing random accusations at whoever is on the other end of the line.

de **J'adore** » Sâm Apr 12, 2003 1:13 pm

hm darky not to bad, not to bad, try calling an arab at 3 in the morning and tell him ur one of his friends and that u know him from Constantza, that's what I used to do when I was in ro

de **Aliosha** » Mie Apr 16, 2003 4:38 am

My brother is doing his homework.
I'm quoteing:

".......A staple of our generation is that we tend to overanalyse everything, desperately trying to find meaning in our seemingly absurd lives when such questioning was never on the menu for our predecessors, or even for many outside of what we view as the all-encompassing Western worldview. We adore complicating our existences, undertaking to uncover the essence of all things, and finding solace in our divergence and individuality. And then, at the end of the week, after a lengthy and draining late-night shift at work, we return only to find our couch unchanged, patiently awaiting passengers to carry away to the midst of the numbness and oblivion of cheap thrills. In an ungraceful flexion of the muscles, we respond to the call and melt in the leather, forgetting worry, though we worry about our visible hypocrisy all day. Through a simple gesture, we epitomize our illusion of individuality when we are well-aware that only a chosen few have achieved it. As the grave weight of truth speaks against us, we are reminded that we are likely not members of this exclusive club. Really, why should we absorb facts at face value? We have sleeping pills, we have alcohol, we have needles, we have herbs. And since most of us arenÃ¢Â€Â™t courageous enough to take them anyway, we have entertainment, a fleeting flash paradoxically feeding the irrationality of imagination with preconceived notions and tested-and-true procedures patented to initiate pleasure stimulation. Where have all the bigger purposes gone?

The prime suspect amongst all is television, a leviathan intent on exceeding mythical proportions, and which has taken upon itself the endeavour of swallowing our assembled consciousness, then spitting it out as a hollow, dead thing with everlasting teeth marks on its spine......"

:rolleyes:

I think he is high again... or something.

de **darkshines** » Mie Apr 16, 2003 9:03 am

whatever he took, give him some more

de **MiG29** » Joi Apr 17, 2003 2:01 am

Aliosha,i had no ideea that one has to do homework in Canada aswell.I mean did u people finished cutting all the trees and killing(+skinning) all the bears?:D

de **Aliosha** » Joi Apr 17, 2003 4:07 am

Nothing to fear and nothing to doubt. This is precisely the aim that society has been striving toward throughout a variety of mutations since its natural, inevitable inception, attempting to suppress the insecurity and incomprehension at the heart of our collective human struggle. Instead of vainly abdicating and sinking into outright nihilism, which is the ultimate raising of the white flag Ã¢Â€Â“ moreso than suicide Ã¢Â€Â“ we have discovered this wondrous way of functioning as a whole, even though it is laced with a staggering amount of flaws, and permanently demands change. The Romans supported it with panem et circenses, and the Europe of the Middle Ages brought religion to a previously unforeseen level of manipulation as art. But where do we stand, exactly? A staple of our generation is that we tend to overanalyse everything, desperately trying to find meaning in our seemingly absurd lives when such questioning was never on the menu for our predecessors, or even for many outside of what we view as the all-encompassing Western worldview. We adore complicating our existences, undertaking to uncover the essence of all things, and finding solace in our divergence and individuality. And then, at the end of the week, after a lengthy and draining late-night shift at work, we return only to find our couch unchanged, patiently awaiting passengers to carry away to the midst of the numbness and the oblivion of cheap thrills. In an ungraceful flexion of the muscles, we respond to the call and melt in the leather, forgetting worry though we worry about our visible hypocrisy all day. Through a simple gesture, we epitomize our illusion of individuality when we are well-aware that only a chosen few have achieved it. As the grave weight of truth speaks against us, we are reminded that we are likely not members of this exclusive club. Really, why should we absorb facts at face value? We have sleeping pills, we have alcohol, we have needles, we have herbs. And since most of us arenÃ¢Â€Â™t courageous enough to take them anyway, we have entertainment, a fleeting flash paradoxically feeding the irrationality of imagination with preconceived notions and tested-and-true procedures patented to initiate pleasure stimulation. Where have all the bigger purposes gone?

The prime suspect amongst all is television, a leviathan intent on exceeding mythical proportions, and which has taken upon itself the endeavour of swallowing our assembled consciousness, then spitting it out as a hollow, dead thing with everlasting teeth marks on its spine. What once began as an institution capable of ushering the hypothetical modern utopia which so many were supporting, an off-growth of the possibilities of science and its consequent obliteration of ignoranceÃ¢Â€Â™s sway across the globe, instead becomes a ruthless weapon capable of inducing mass lethargy upon the unsuspecting. We enjoy reminding ourselves of our superior education, our cult of skepticism (and in many ways we are hardly wrong to do so) but most of us prostrate ourselves in the boxÃ¢Â€Â™s presence nevertheless, be it willingly or unwillingly. Facts are facts: nearly every home contains a TV set which is viewed on a regular basis, even if it in no way satisfies any essential needs. The large majority of shows on air are horribly superficial and offer nothing even remotely close to substance, playing instead on the appeal of easy humor, attempts at shock offensive in their stupidity, and a blunting of all edges of thought. Even the Ã¢Â€ÂœeducationalÃ¢Â€Â

de **Aliosha** » Joi Apr 17, 2003 4:07 am

Ã¢Â€ÂœThis is not true!Ã¢Â€Â

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Joi Apr 17, 2003 6:14 am

Dont drink water! Fish fuck in it!

"We would just inform you that Constanta/Romania possibly is down.
Link shows up from Dusseldorf but nothing goes through the link, possible routing problem or the site is down.
There is no RMT-Ticket because of the Maintenance break on this weekend.
We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused.
If you have any queries on the above, please contact Servicedesk IM-Europe."

How can we be down, if IÃ‚Â´m surfing the net right now???...:con:

de **MiG29** » Vin Apr 18, 2003 2:26 am

Aliosha u do realize that you are stepping onto Alex`s trails posting stuff nobody will have the patience to read,don`t you?:)I mean i tried but at this time and after 3 beers and some whisky it`s quite hard.But i`ll do give it another try in the morning.If u can call 12 pm morning,that is:p

de **Ilinca_** » Sâm Apr 19, 2003 8:57 am

hi there people!
i've never posted here, so i'll start now. i started to read your posts since this topic was created, but i got too page 7 and i gave up.... sorry:D but anywhay you should be proud because i read aliosha's post (the really long one).
what can I say?? i have no idea, should i introduce myself? :confused: hmmmm i don't think i'll do that.

de **Ilinca_** » Sâm Apr 19, 2003 9:00 am

i'd like to correct myself: i belive i should've said:
what should i say; not what can i say

de **darkshines** » Sâm Apr 19, 2003 7:28 pm

jeebus, you could have just edited your post.

oh yeah, and aliosha's bro is a rant genius.

de **MiG29** » Dum Apr 20, 2003 1:45 am

Aliosha,when your brother wrote that,was he high or something?I mean it`s more than i could write in an 3 hours exam on civil law:)

de **J'adore** » Dum Apr 20, 2003 2:51 am

Aliosha, hm, I read half of ur post and then gave up, it's to long, who knows maybe ur little bro is a genius

de **J'adore** » Lun Apr 21, 2003 4:04 am

I found this website on the net that has some intresting test....for example......I took a test and these were the results :o :

In ur life u'll have sex with 7 ppl.
U'll first have sex at age 16 (does that mean in one year :con: )
in the back seat of a car ........no.......

not in the back seat of a car.
I'm just 29% sexy .....damn it....I knew it ;P
1 of them will be female.........I'm straight damn it
6 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!...just one of them

Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt. ......that's true

:rolleyes:

de **Aliosha** » Mar Apr 29, 2003 6:53 am

What do you say when during the night you see a TV running ?

- Drop it nigga'.

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mar Apr 29, 2003 11:50 am

You've been getting lazy, my anti-friend...

Here is the key:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i'm going to see my Grandaddy in a moth

if he's there

this time

my bro is all ill and yuk. hope he gets better in a SMALL amount of time

i love Squirrels

i AM a Squirrel

i'm a WOMYN to

and i'm GAY

well, bi

but GAY

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[...]eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus christ;-denie your maker--------er"

"alice in chains"

de **Sydney** » Mar Apr 29, 2003 1:11 pm

The song:

I'm a little snowman
Short and fat
HEre is my broomstick
Here is my hat

The song modified:

I'm a little snowman
Short and tick
Here is the finger
Here is my dick!

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Mie Mai 07, 2003 6:41 am

Here I sit and hesitate,
should I shit or masturbate?

de **Kayla** » Mie Mai 14, 2003 9:03 pm

Maybe you should shit. Damn, I have a f*****g stomachache. My tummy hurts!!! Help!

de **dj_jaxxx** » Mie Mai 14, 2003 10:06 pm

I was just browsing through the forum when I came across this thread and I decided to join. I'm not sure of what the actual topic is but I'll just add some stuff here.

For example, here is a pick-up like I learned a while back and it seems to work more often than not.

So you walk into a bar, restaurant, coffee shop, etc and you spot a hot girl. You then take a pack of sugar and drop it at her feet, after which you say: "Hey you dropped your name tag"

Do you guys know any good pick-up lines? Please share!!!

Take it easy!

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Joi Mai 15, 2003 3:07 pm

Pick-up line:

"Do you wanna see my bonner?"

de **dj_jaxxx** » Joi Mai 15, 2003 3:17 pm

I don't suggest you try that, unless you want to make an a$$ out of yourself.

ignore list · de **dEpEchEmIND** » Sâm Mai 17, 2003 10:46 pm

The paradise is away. Tomorrow I'll have to study all day because I have a big test on monday, another big test on thursday and another one on Friday.
Today I did what I know best: I stood and lost my time looking for yesterday. Well, you can't return to the past since you're not God. I wish I was God, but I think it's better like this.

I don't know if He had a beginning and who is His mother?

de **Oribilul Mosh** » Mar Iun 03, 2003 7:06 pm

Me and my girlfriend darkshines are eating strawberryes. We like very much this fruits and we are very happy. I put one or two strawberryes on darky's breasts...and after that I lick it. Mmmmm...taste good !

de **darkshines** » Mar Iun 03, 2003 7:16 pm

;i

you animal you ;D

de **dj_jaxxx** » Mar Iun 03, 2003 7:23 pm

All this talk about strawberries and breasts made me hungry...i'll go for lunch now.

de **darkshines** » Dum Iun 08, 2003 5:44 pm

i kill children/i like to see them die/i kill children/i make mothers cry

de **Nicholas_Alex** » Lun Iun 09, 2003 9:26 am

Darky, I can see you feel too that love is in the air..

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here's the full version - IS HE CRAZY ?

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