de Nicholas_Alex » Joi Oct 09, 2003 11:34 am
Dear "ardeiumplut" aka stuffed paprika,
Greeting, my name is Nicholas_Alex, hobbyist physician representative for this site. It paints me to see a fellow human be in such dire straits. Because of your interest in what be called "manele", I bet your "emotional blowback" levels are dangerously high, which can result in unnecessary stress, brain tumors, or chest beetles.
Do you exercise regularly? If so, you should probably stop. Do you drive a truck? If so, you should purchase one of those bead things that you put on the seat behind you.
In addition, increase the amount of vitamin M in your diet. This will not only decrease your emotional blowback level, but it will also grow hair in the back of your throat and allow you to pass through solid objects after drinking heavily.
Once you have taken my prescribed advice, I would be more than happy to send you myself the "songs" you were querying.
Thank you very much,
Nicholas_Alex
PS. For an additional fee, I will also check your dog for parasites and paint your house.