fac un eseu despre o mata

[Mr Teo]

Daca va intereseaza sa ma ajutati dati si voi vreo doua sugestii constructive gen(adjective calumea, o propozitie calumea sau ceva).
Thx. :o

[SatyR]

io cred ca trebuia sa bagi un "z" pe undeva pe acolo pe la subiect, nu de altceva da sa nu inteleaga userii altceva...

[Mr Teo]

ok e rezolvata problema
da are ceva vreo 2-3 sugestii sa ma ajute? pls.

[Aurolacul]

Pentru ce este eseul asta? O pasiune personala sau ceva pentru scoal/collegiu/university?

[Mr Teo]

Colegiu.
Il am aproape gata da vreau si eu niste adjective faine despre mate(in engleza daca e posibil) sau ceva fain sa pun gen povestesc ceva haios ce fac matele..etc.

[J'adore]

dornea esti sigur ca nu este un eseu pt. gradinita :silly: ...auzi eseu despre matze la colegiu

[Mr Teo]

Nu ma crezi uite eseu si zimi ce sa mai bag la el
Cats Vs Charlie
Cats, the little balls of fur we know and love were first mentioned into history over thirty million years ago. They have been worshipped by the Egyptians as gods and thus thrived through history till the present day. They have been near royalty, in famous paintings and in the life of everyday people, making events change throughout history and even influenced some decisions by influencing the owners.
Charlie, my cat, upon a first look has nothing complex about him and can be looked upon as an everyday cat. When you play with him for a while you discover that he can be the love of your life you may never know. He is a ten-pound fat cat standing less than a foot tall, with silky gray hair and eyes that look at you in a human-like manner. He walks gracefully around the house as if it would be his own fief and when he is alone at home during the day awaits patiently for your arrival.
When you come home if you are sensitive to its needs the cat will tell you in its own way (by myauing) if it wants to be petted, wants some food, is upset or just wants to play due to utter boredom. If I had a bad day Charlie is the first person that will cheer me up by jumping on me, mingling between me feet while letting out an affectionate myau or by settling himself in my lap and purr till I either pet him or he gets bored. When petted, this cat will purr, rubs itself against you, dump a few flocks a hair all over you or even jump all of a sudden out of your lap and start running crazy-like just to get some exercise. When it runs out of energy then the true beautiful nature of this cat can be seen. It will sleep anywhere and on anything as long as its not disturbed vigorously. Cats have a usual place to sleep and they do it by sleeping with their head tucked comfortably between their front paws while resting on their belly, but not my cat. If asleep he moves in various funny postures that make him look like a human. He will sleep on his back, with a paw across his chest, on his back with his head between his feet and sometimes in one of the bedrooms. When in the bedroom he sleeps with his head on the pillow and his body lying beneath the blanket where it found a most secure hiding place. Even though he feels so confident about his environment that he does not waken easily when noise is present its not suggested that somebody awaken him because he tends to be scared and even jump backwards by gracefully springing his legs while sleeping. Humans have a characteristic relating to how they look at you that is shared by my cat Charlie. When you catch him doing something he is not supposed to do like jumping on the table he will release a agreeable myau at your decision and start looking at you happy like and apologetic, doing everything he can without actually saying to say I’m sorry. If however you do not fulfill one of his “wishesâ€Â

[Aurolacul]

Ce sa zic, nu prea am scris despre matze, shi nu stiu multe despre ele, decat ca pot fi dragutze, dar shi zgarie cand le enervezi.
Cel mai memorabil a fost cand soramea avea o matza pe la 12 ani, numita Makanache(nu stiu de ce i-a dat numele asta, dar suna misto, parerea mea), shi dormea cu ea in pat. Intr-o zi, cand ma duc la soramea in camera ca sa o trezesc, o gasesc pe matza gata sa sara la sparncenele ei, atrasa de miscarea acestora. De atuncea am grija ca sa nu fie matze langa mine cand dorm. hehe. Nu stiu daca asta te-a ajutat sau nu.

[Mr Teo]

thx... pot sa bag o minciuna in eseu care o sa sune perfect...

[euL]

Scrie si tu in eseu ca matza zgarie..

[memetshot]

baga si tu unu dintre punctele astea in eseu, o iei a+..
- modul in care pisica aterizeaza de fiecare data in piciore, indiferent de la ce etaj cade
- are 9 vieti, altfel nutz imaginezi cum de nu a murit cand ai calcat-o cu masina
- modul superb in care zboara cand primeste cate un picior dragastos in burta
- nutz vine sa crezi ce ochi are, nu potz sa fi suparat nici cand ai pe mana 20 de cm patrati fara pele
- nu prea mai am idei da dacami vine vruna fi sigur ca tzo spun

[euL]

Mai scrie ca pisica blanda zgarie rau..sau ca pisica care latra nu musca )..Vezi si tu abereaza ca nu conteaza nota :A

[paiacec]

Scrie de exemplu despre apucaturile pe care le au pisicile:
- mananca puii mici de gaina
- li se-mbrehane de shoareci
- ishi lasa par peste tot
- incepe shi miorlaie cand tzi-e somnul mai dulce
- cand tzi-e lumea mai draga vine acasa cu pisoi
- daca le dai un ghem de atza par cele mai proaste fiintze posibile
- etc.

P.S. - daca joci rugby cu ele e posibil sa nu marchezi nici un eseu:D

[gaga]

mai scrie in amanunt ca sunt preferate de pushcariashii zoofili si potz publica eseul in hustler. parerea mea e sa il intitulezi pussy ca sa stie omu despre ce matza ie vorba

[nae cinefil]

treijdemilioane de ani?! ceva-i putred in egipt shi nu la mumii ma refer!

[memetshot]

uite si ce sa adaugi sa fie mai amuzant
Erau 4 puscariasi intr-o celula...un zoofil , un sadic , un necrofag si un masochist.
Dupa un timp au inceput sa vb fiecare intre ei ce ar dori sa faca.
Prima data incepe zoofilu.... si zice... ma daca as avea o pisicutza ias pune-o in toate pozitiile si uite asa ias trage-o ......mimind el cu miinele
Auzind sadicu aceste vb incepe si el..... ma dupa aia as lua pisica si as bate-o si iarasi as bate-o si ii dau si iarasi ii dau pina moare..
Necrofagu zice si el... ma si io as lua-o dupa ce a fost batuta si as taia-o usor si fin cu lama si o maninc asa usor bucatele si oasele i le-as minca ca pe guma....
DAR masochistu din coltu camerei ...MIAU MIAU

[Mr Teo]

Din posturile de pe acea tin sa il felicit pe animala care e singuru fara nici un neuron in creier(gen dedee din dexter's laboratory).
In alta ordine de idei mersi pt toti care au avut idei bune pe aici si peste approx o saptamana am eseul final(care va fi cam de 2-3 ori mai mare ca ce am pus prima data si mai corect gramatical ca primu era de jale).

[memetshot]

dornea multam. nici nu stii ce bine ma simt sa stiu ca sunt apreciat

[gaga]

gen dedee din dexter's laboratory

wow! dormea are argumentatie solida, comparatiile cu personaje de mare incarcatura culturala si spirituala, urcandu-l pe glorioasele culmi ale literatilor de frunte ai acestui (sau acestei?) site.

[eyewitness]

era de jale

sa intelegem ca ie de fapt o doina si nu un eseu

[Mr Teo]

Si sa intelegem ca de fapt dumneavoastra muriti de foame si nu aveti bani:)?
Hai ca aberati prea mult.
Voi reveni in curand cu eseul complet.

[eyewitness]

dornica ,noi in general, murim mai mult de sete dar deo bere doo incropim noi stai fara de nadejde (cb). personal consider ca publicarea in paginile forumului a eseului sau doinei de jale referituare la acel biet animal reprezinta scopul si sensul vietii mele si astept cu sufletul la gura aparitia acestuia.

[Mr Teo]

Domnu aiu dorinta vi se indeplineste.
Tinand cont ca stiti engleza mult mai bine ca mine(probabil din cauza serviciului) va rog sa va dati cu parerea(numai nu cu stangu in dreptu) la urmatoru eseu.
Cats Vs Charlie
Cats, the little balls of fur we know and love were first mentioned into history over thirty million years ago. They have been worshipped by the Egyptians as gods and thus thrived through history till the present day. They have been near royalty, in famous paintings and in the life of everyday people, making events change throughout history and even influenced some decisions by influencing the owners.
Charlie, my cat, upon a first look has nothing complex about him and can be looked upon as an everyday cat. When you play with him for a while you discover that he can be the love of your life you may never know. He is a ten-pound fat cat standing less than a foot tall, with silky gray hair and eyes that look at you in a human-like manner. He walks gracefully around the house as if it would be his own fief and when he is alone awaits patiently for your arrival.
When you come home if you are sensitive to its needs the cat will tell you in its own way (by myauing) if it wants to be petted, wants some food, is upset or just wants to play due to utter boredom. If I had a bad day Charlie is the first person that will cheer me up by jumping on me, mingling between me feet while letting out an affectionate myau or by settling himself in my lap and purr till I either pet him or he gets bored.
When petted, this cat will purr, rubs itself against you, dump a few flocks a hair all over you or even jump all of a sudden out of your lap and start running crazy-like just to get some exercise. When it runs out of energy then the true beautiful nature of this cat can be seen. It will sleep anywhere and on anything as long as its not disturbed vigorously. Cats have a usual place to sleep and they do it by sleeping with their head tucked comfortably between their front paws while resting on their belly, but not my cat. If asleep he moves in various funny postures that make him look like a human. He will sleep on his back, with a paw across his chest, on his back with his head between his feet and sometimes even in one of the bedrooms. When Charlie gets into one of the bedrooms he sleeps with his head on the pillow and his body lying beneath the blanket where it found a most secure hiding place. Even though he feels so confident about his environment that he does not waken easily when noise is present its still not suggested that somebody awaken him. This tends to get him scared and even jump backwards by gracefully springing his legs while sleeping.
Humans have a characteristic relating to how they look at you that is shared by my cat Charlie. When you catch him doing something he is not supposed to do like jumping on the table he will release a agreeable myau at your decision and start looking at you happy like and apologetic, doing everything he can without actually saying to say I’m sorry. Most cats seem to have some sort of understanding of where they are on the social scale in the family and know their limits but definitely not Charlie. If you do not fulfill one of his “wishesâ€Â

[J'adore]

Imi place de motanul asta(Charlie)pacat ca nu sunt si pisicile mele asa
Frumoasa descriere a regelui casei tale ...Charlie

[Mr Teo]

ca sa nu deschid un nou topic postez tot aici.
Am un nou eseu la engleza si asta e rough draftul(prima data cand il scriu).
Astept sugestii.
Traveling on an airplane

Airplanes were invented almost two centuries ago and since their invention, they have developed into useful tools for human kind for anything going from quick delivery of packages and merchandise to passenger transportation. Back in 2001, on a warm summer morning, after saying goodbye to a relative I embarked on my first flight from Bucharest, Romania to Paris, France. Flying for the first time is an exciting and rewarding experience but as I soon found out it can also be painful.
As soon as you step onto the airplane from the airport tower you get an eerie reminder of Neil Armstrong’s first step on the moon. After getting past the initial sinking sensation caused by the plane going down an inch or two, the cabin comes in view. When you step into the cabin and see the small, bucket-shaped chairs in the economy class, that big smile from the beginning wipes right off and you prepare to strap yourself in for a cramp ride. As soon as I was in my chair, I strapped myself in to get a feeling for how things are going to be during the flight. It wasn’t a pretty site and like most other people I felt somehow trapped into the chair. Even if you have the other people around you looking like they know exactly what’s going on it just doesn’t feel completely right.
Considering that this gets through to you as being all right and you are just happy to fly, as I was you must get through a new experience called take off. In the beginning, you get a small introduction about the airplane, some safety features and some other things that only make you much more scared and wondering why you want to fly. Finally, they announce that take off has begun. This special time is when you wish you hadn’t eaten well the previous day because it tends to be stomach crunching. I felt all of a sudden as if a slingshot was propelling me into the air and the seat belt was pushing my stomach straight into my spinal cord. Take off is not over though after the few second that it takes you to leave the ground and get some altitude. It is over after several minutes, which consist of turns, rapid ascents and finally a gradual stabilization at the cruising altitude. Cruising altitude as I learned later is the approximate height where the plane stays at until the descent for landing begins.
So, say that you got through boarding and take off all right, the fun is just beginning, as the main part of the flying experience is about to take place, the flight itself. During flight all sorts of things can happen going from having a meal, catching a few winks a sleep or going through a serious storm. Soon after take off we went through some turbulence that definitely made me feel afraid of dying due to the stories I heard and the movies I saw. That, thankfully, all went away and I experienced my first, hot, in flight meal. I didn’t know at the time why several people said that in flight meals are horrible or pretty bad because I thought it was great. After the in flight meal I got a look around the airplane and saw the numerous people talking to one another and all binding their time before arrival in Paris. As soon as the people became boring due to their mindless chatter I started looking out the window of the airplane to the scenery below. The whole view that I saw just fascinated me, as it was similar to what you might see in a fairy tale. Clouds were rushing be in all sort of white, fluffy shapes and sizes while leaving occasionally a spot or two to see the ground below. Even the wonderful view couldn’t keep me awake though as I just had a sleepless night before flying so, off to sleep I went. When I woke though, there was a terrible ringing in my ears and they were popping as if I had just gotten out of the water. I found out only later that I woke up right when we started descending and the pain in my ears was due to a loss of pressure, which I wasn’t accustomed to. At that time I was just feeling lucky that we were about to land safely and no one and nothing had blown up the plane as I was scared of it happening before flying.
Landing can be a stressful time to some people, even more so than take off or the flight itself due to the danger of the airplane crashing on the landing strip. The plane, started slowly loosing altitude and I saw the tip of the airplane go lower than the tail of it as we were heading toward the landing strip. As I have never been to Paris I looked again outside the window and the multitude of houses, cars, and people in motion shocked me with their innate beauty. Right before landing, the entire area you are flying over can be seen easily at a comfortable pace. It’s all like you are in the 19th century and you are moving in a fast sky chariot. Besides its antique and exciting feeling it also gives you an idea of what the surroundings are and a few stories to tell even if you will never see the area again.
After the beautiful city view I saw the airplane pass only a few hundred feet over a bridge and realized at that instant that the plane will be landing shortly. I was right as at the next instant the wheels of the plane hit the landing strip, the air brakes were engaged and everything started decelerating rapidly. Everywhere I looked around me, people had already started unbuckling seat belts without taking much notice of the warning sign not to do so. I quickly followed suit and in no time at all, the plane was at the gate. As soon as the plane got at the gate and the hatch was open people started getting off the plane. I went through my class, through business and finally out of the plane and into the airport thus ending my first flight.
The trip as a whole was not bad at all but rather an interesting experience and a step for my next flights, which have, occurred since then.
People say that airplane travel is boring, its dangerous and the food and service that you get for your money is just bad. It’s not like that, airplanes are much safer statistically than any other means of transportation, the service is acceptable and food is pretty good. If airplanes would not be around, would anybody consider taking the transatlantic for a month to go to a business meeting in Australia? No, there are just too many stories out there of people talking nonsense or overly dramatized tales of people having a bad experience on this or that particular flight.