Hey, long time no post here... I guess this would be the right place to post this (I don't post on the hip-hop forum): well, on a boring november afternoon, I decided to introduce a Finnish co-worker to the wonderful Romanian language. And what better way to do that than with some Parazitii tunes? Thing is, he didn't understand a word, so I had to translate them to him, so I tried that, on another loong evening. Here's an attempt, and if you know any better translations for expressions like "face prost muie", "iubesc cu japca" etc. let me know

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By the way, doesn't it sound kind of phoney in English?
Mandible problems (Probleme de mandibula)
I.
I burp and I scratch, I eat till I die
I want to see tits and buttocks on TV
I'm sticking my dirty sole in what you put in my plate
When you suck it, you suck it like it's simply your duty
Try to look better, prettier
Do you want burglars to die if they break into my house?
Rather than ask you who you're banging with in the building
I stick together two pieces from the door and put them on the fire
Chorus:
You have a bad habit, you have a bad habit
II:
You take the woman out for some cake
Your thoughts are in the cake,
Hers are firmly on the dick
Look in the mirror and you'll know
You're the result of the attempt to have 2 children
The monster in the kitchen called wife
Doesn't give me any reason for joy
Gives bad blowjobs
So that I perpetuate the deed I love ??? (cu japca)
I put my dick in the mouths of whores of any age
And we leave news to all whores
One sample says "O ciocanesti in varf" - "you hammer her on the top"
Other sample says "E prea muista" (roughly, "she sucks too much cock" or "she's too much of a cocksucker")