Un punct de vedere (chestii simpatice primite pe mail)
de Nicholas_Alex » Mar Mar 08, 2005 2:42 pm
cica "de pe la noi"...
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Skicklig charmör skickar choklad, chansar på skönt skjut
"Skilled seducer sends chocolate, hopes for a nice shag"
"Skilled seducer sends chocolate, hopes for a nice shag"
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de Nicholas_Alex » Mar Mar 08, 2005 2:44 pm
mai sunt...
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Skicklig charmör skickar choklad, chansar på skönt skjut
"Skilled seducer sends chocolate, hopes for a nice shag"
"Skilled seducer sends chocolate, hopes for a nice shag"
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de nocturna » Joi Mar 10, 2005 10:12 am
un iuzar candva foarte prezent pe forum, acuma intrat deja in arhivele feceului, a obtzinut o bursa de Master of Business Administration la O.B.L.U. ocazia cu care va parasi definitiv tzara. se pare ca bursa asta ofera numeroase facilitatzi, de aceea a dorit sa impartasheasca tuturor din experientza lui poate se mai ivesc doritori in domeniu. la urma urmei, cu putzina ambitzie oricine ishi poate cladi un viitor mai bun. vedetzi atashamentu shi succes !
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de risul OILOR...
de nbm » Vin Mar 11, 2005 12:40 pm
ca tot am vazut aseara marele meci al Stelei...
cite ceva despre maretzul iei patron
cite ceva despre maretzul iei patron
GOD must love STUPID PEOPLE. HE made SO MANY!!!
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Remote Control for DVD Player
de nocturna » Vin Mar 11, 2005 1:10 pm
primit cu titlu de banc
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unde sunt vremurile de altadata...?
de nbm » Vin Mar 11, 2005 3:30 pm
cica asha aratau barbatzii in urma cu secole ;-)
GOD must love STUPID PEOPLE. HE made SO MANY!!!
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de nocturna » Mar Mar 15, 2005 4:10 pm
Platforma lui Cornel Dinu
Stimati bucuresteni, conjunctura geopolitica din lume, recrudescenta unor inefabile si malefice entitati ce poarta spectrul unor ancestrale duplicitati exhaus-tive ar fi necesar sa ne convearga cerebralitatea creierului catre gasirea unei unice si indimenticabile solutii pentru salvgardarea urbei noastre bantuite de atata amar de evuri de morbul turpitudinii si al redundantei mizantropice.
Deci, dupa cum probabil v-ati dat seama din exordium-ul de mai sus,m-am hotarat sa va fiu primar. Nu,inca nu trebuie sa-mi multumiti, ci mai intai sa meditati cu profunzime tautologica la vorbele unui mare geniu al filozofiei secolului al XVIII-lea, contele Cagliostro, care spunea "Nu va ganditi la ce puteti face voi pentru altii, ci la ce poate face altul din voi".
Caci, parafrazandu-l si completandu-l pe vestitul ganditor elin Termopile, demosul constituie vectorul transcendentalitatii rictusurilor societatii si de aceea introspectia ergonomica nu se poate fundamenta decat prin generalizarea individuala a ezoterismului latent.
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Stimati bucuresteni, conjunctura geopolitica din lume, recrudescenta unor inefabile si malefice entitati ce poarta spectrul unor ancestrale duplicitati exhaus-tive ar fi necesar sa ne convearga cerebralitatea creierului catre gasirea unei unice si indimenticabile solutii pentru salvgardarea urbei noastre bantuite de atata amar de evuri de morbul turpitudinii si al redundantei mizantropice.
Deci, dupa cum probabil v-ati dat seama din exordium-ul de mai sus,m-am hotarat sa va fiu primar. Nu,inca nu trebuie sa-mi multumiti, ci mai intai sa meditati cu profunzime tautologica la vorbele unui mare geniu al filozofiei secolului al XVIII-lea, contele Cagliostro, care spunea "Nu va ganditi la ce puteti face voi pentru altii, ci la ce poate face altul din voi".
Caci, parafrazandu-l si completandu-l pe vestitul ganditor elin Termopile, demosul constituie vectorul transcendentalitatii rictusurilor societatii si de aceea introspectia ergonomica nu se poate fundamenta decat prin generalizarea individuala a ezoterismului latent.
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de gaga » Vin Mar 18, 2005 12:58 pm
cea mai misto chestie pana acum: freeporn
http://www.kaffeklubben.org/galleriet/freeporn/freeporn.jpg
http://www.kaffeklubben.org/galleriet/freeporn/freeporn.jpg
semnatura fara culori si nestridenta
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morcovofob
de nbm » Lun Mar 21, 2005 12:09 pm
Un om mergand pe un drum a gasit un morcov.
Pesimistul vede ca e subtire.
Optimistul vede ca e lung.
Omul practic il mananca.
Teroristul suna la politie si spune ca a pus o bomba degizata in forma de morcov in mijlocul drumului.
Orbul se impiedica de morcov si da cu capul de ciment.
Morcovofobul fuge cat il tin picioarele.
Batman ia morcovul, sare pe un tren, intra pe geam si il inapoiaza celui care il pierduse.
Paranoicul crede ca cineva a pus morcovul acolo special ca sa il testeze daca nu cumva face parte din primele categorii; va spiona morcovul cateva zile, apoi il va urmari pana acasa pe cel ce ridica morcovul de pe jos, sau va lesina asteptand.
Un copil il leaga cu sfoara ascunzandu-se in tufisuri si se amuza tragand de sfoara cand trece lumea pe langa morcov.
Filozoful care traverseaza drumul se uita la morcov: "Oare acesta este morcovul pe langa care trec eu sau eu sunt morcovul pe langa care trece EL?"
Isus ii spune:"Ridica-te si mergi!"
Grupul de somalezi se opreste sa sarbatoreasca evenimentul, impartind cu darnicie morcovul in 500 de bucati, acesta fiind numarul minim al somalezilor care se pot afla pe drum, intr-un grup, pe o zi cu mult vant.
Extraterestrii rapesc morcovul, creand astfel o rasa hibrida cu care vor cuceri planeta.
Calugaritele se bucura ca nu e feliat.
Morpheus:"nu exista nici un morcov"
Scarlett O'Hara trece pe langa morcov pentru ca mai e si maine o zi...
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back
Betivul vrea sa fie realist si sa il manance... dar nimereste pe langa
Am uitat sa spun ca obezul ar vrea sa il manance, dar nu poate sa se aplece.
Pensionarii dau vina pe tineretul din ziua de azi, asta dupa ce aluneca pe morcov.
Morcovul: "Nu-mi mai simt picioarele!!!"
Dictatorul fascist al morcovului: "Morcovii mici sunt un pericol pentru societate, acesta este prea mic, expulzati-l de pe plantatie!" ceea ce au si facut.
Pesimistul vede ca e subtire.
Optimistul vede ca e lung.
Omul practic il mananca.
Teroristul suna la politie si spune ca a pus o bomba degizata in forma de morcov in mijlocul drumului.
Orbul se impiedica de morcov si da cu capul de ciment.
Morcovofobul fuge cat il tin picioarele.
Batman ia morcovul, sare pe un tren, intra pe geam si il inapoiaza celui care il pierduse.
Paranoicul crede ca cineva a pus morcovul acolo special ca sa il testeze daca nu cumva face parte din primele categorii; va spiona morcovul cateva zile, apoi il va urmari pana acasa pe cel ce ridica morcovul de pe jos, sau va lesina asteptand.
Un copil il leaga cu sfoara ascunzandu-se in tufisuri si se amuza tragand de sfoara cand trece lumea pe langa morcov.
Filozoful care traverseaza drumul se uita la morcov: "Oare acesta este morcovul pe langa care trec eu sau eu sunt morcovul pe langa care trece EL?"
Isus ii spune:"Ridica-te si mergi!"
Grupul de somalezi se opreste sa sarbatoreasca evenimentul, impartind cu darnicie morcovul in 500 de bucati, acesta fiind numarul minim al somalezilor care se pot afla pe drum, intr-un grup, pe o zi cu mult vant.
Extraterestrii rapesc morcovul, creand astfel o rasa hibrida cu care vor cuceri planeta.
Calugaritele se bucura ca nu e feliat.
Morpheus:"nu exista nici un morcov"
Scarlett O'Hara trece pe langa morcov pentru ca mai e si maine o zi...
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back
Betivul vrea sa fie realist si sa il manance... dar nimereste pe langa
Am uitat sa spun ca obezul ar vrea sa il manance, dar nu poate sa se aplece.
Pensionarii dau vina pe tineretul din ziua de azi, asta dupa ce aluneca pe morcov.
Morcovul: "Nu-mi mai simt picioarele!!!"
Dictatorul fascist al morcovului: "Morcovii mici sunt un pericol pentru societate, acesta este prea mic, expulzati-l de pe plantatie!" ceea ce au si facut.
GOD must love STUPID PEOPLE. HE made SO MANY!!!
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de cubu » Mar Mar 22, 2005 8:49 am
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her
for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one
can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her
for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
indescifrabil
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de nocturna » Joi Mar 31, 2005 12:38 pm
THE ULTIMATE IQ TEST
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time Limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.
1) H I S T O R Y
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
2) M E D I C I N E
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
3) P U B L I C S P E A K I N G
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
4) B I O L O G Y
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.
5) M U S I C
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
6) P S Y C H O L O G Y
Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
7) S O C I O L O G Y
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
8) M A N A G E M E N T S C I E N C E
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications interface and all necessary control programs.
9) E N G I N E E R I N G
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
10) E C O N O M I C S
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.
11) P O L I T I C A L S C I E N C E
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
12) E P I S T E M O L O G Y
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.
13) P H Y S I C S
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
14) P H I L O S O P H Y
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
15) G E N E R A L K N O W L E D G E
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
* * E X T R A C R E D I T * *
Define the universe; give three examples.
o ideie pentru proba decisiva de la survivor
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time Limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately.
1) H I S T O R Y
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
2) M E D I C I N E
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
3) P U B L I C S P E A K I N G
Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
4) B I O L O G Y
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.
5) M U S I C
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
6) P S Y C H O L O G Y
Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
7) S O C I O L O G Y
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
8) M A N A G E M E N T S C I E N C E
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications interface and all necessary control programs.
9) E N G I N E E R I N G
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.
10) E C O N O M I C S
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.
11) P O L I T I C A L S C I E N C E
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.
12) E P I S T E M O L O G Y
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.
13) P H Y S I C S
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
14) P H I L O S O P H Y
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
15) G E N E R A L K N O W L E D G E
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
* * E X T R A C R E D I T * *
Define the universe; give three examples.
o ideie pentru proba decisiva de la survivor
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de Catzelusha » Vin Apr 01, 2005 5:03 pm
...era o data capra cu 3 iezi,iar capra si-a schimbat usa la casa,si-a pus usa de fier moderna.intr-o zi ea le spuse iezilor:"puii mamii io ma duc sa caut hrana.....iar cand ma intorc ,ca sa ma recunoasteti io o sa va cant....sug lapte sug lapte"........intre timp lupul trage cu urechea si asteapta sa plece capra.pleaca intr-un sfarsit capra la care lupul iese din tufis si incepe sa cante:"sug lapte sug lapte".........la care iezii spun:"sugi tu pula ca noi avem vizor"
Sexual mathematics: A hug leads to a kiss, A kiss leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, And a suck leads to a fuck so tell me how many people you want to hug after you hear this cuz sex is like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply! Send right after you read this something good will happen. at 2:25 tommorrow. get ready for the biggest shock in you life. whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with relationship problems for the next ten years. If you sent this in 15 minutes your safe. sumthin good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 pm. this is not a joke. someone will either call u or something.
Reteta tort de 8 Martie: Ingrediente:1 barbat bine 1 baton de vanilie gros si vesel 2 oua 1 pat fara arcuri 1 ltr. de vin rosu 1 piersica stufoasa 1 felie de lamaie Mod de preparare : Se ia barbatul cu binisorul, se uda cu 100 gr coniac sau cu vin rosu, dupa care se rastoarna in pat ; se agita cu mana batonul de vanilie cu cele doua oua, prin frecare sau mangaiere (dupa necesitati), pana se intareste bine batonul.In acest timp se freaca piersica cu o felie de lamaie pana devine frageda si stramta. Batonul bine intarit se introduce in piersica.Se freaca bine in interior,batandu-se cu cele doua oua pana iese crema si batonul se inmoaie.Oftatul si vibratiile indica daca tortul este gata.(la multzi ani-8Martie.
Sexual mathematics: A hug leads to a kiss, A kiss leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, And a suck leads to a fuck so tell me how many people you want to hug after you hear this cuz sex is like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply! Send right after you read this something good will happen. at 2:25 tommorrow. get ready for the biggest shock in you life. whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with relationship problems for the next ten years. If you sent this in 15 minutes your safe. sumthin good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 pm. this is not a joke. someone will either call u or something.
Reteta tort de 8 Martie: Ingrediente:1 barbat bine 1 baton de vanilie gros si vesel 2 oua 1 pat fara arcuri 1 ltr. de vin rosu 1 piersica stufoasa 1 felie de lamaie Mod de preparare : Se ia barbatul cu binisorul, se uda cu 100 gr coniac sau cu vin rosu, dupa care se rastoarna in pat ; se agita cu mana batonul de vanilie cu cele doua oua, prin frecare sau mangaiere (dupa necesitati), pana se intareste bine batonul.In acest timp se freaca piersica cu o felie de lamaie pana devine frageda si stramta. Batonul bine intarit se introduce in piersica.Se freaca bine in interior,batandu-se cu cele doua oua pana iese crema si batonul se inmoaie.Oftatul si vibratiile indica daca tortul este gata.(la multzi ani-8Martie.
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